Masterchef 2012

[trashpony]

Starts in 4 minutes. I'm excited

 

[Santino]

 

[Espresso]

Bloodyhellfire that photo frightened me.
I love Masterchef.

 

[trashpony]

*dislike*

 

[la ressistance]

i'm watching, but i know it's gonna be shit. at least until the semis.

 

[DJ Squelch]

When were the auditions they keep talking about on?
Have I been missing Masterchef episodes?

 

[trashpony]

When were the auditions they keep talking about on?
Have I been missing Masterchef episodes?

No, everyone that entered had to submit a dish anonymously and they chose 24 from them.

Foam is clearly the new black for this year

 

[Espresso]

When were the auditions they keep talking about on?
Have I been missing Masterchef episodes?

They weren't on telly, as far as I can tell.
Last year's ones were shown and everyone whinged and whined about the X-Factorization of Masterchef.

 

[DJ Squelch]

They weren't on telly, as far as I can tell.
Last year's ones were shown and everyone whinged and whined about the X-Factorization of Masterchef.

True , they were a bit shit but then we did get moments like the imfamous deconstructed trifle.

 

[Espresso]

True , they were a bit shit but then we did get moments like the imfamous deconstructed trifle.

Hah! That was quality telly. I'd forgotten about that.

 

[Divisive Cotton]

ffs the first minute of me watching has some buffoon blubbing because he was criticised for being "a bit too basic"

 

[purenarcotic]

I am disappointed that Gregg did not say 'cooking doesn't get tougher than this' and also don't like that they serve them the food in a separate room.

Still looking forward to it though.

 

[purenarcotic]

ffs the first minute of me watching has some buffoon blubbing because he was criticised for being "a bit too basic"

Me and the wife pissed ourselves, fucking hilarious.

 

[8ball]

I can't watch it - I just keep thinking of that bald one having sex with the food whenever the cameras are off.

 

[Espresso]

He's got something to cry about now.

 

[purenarcotic]

Glad to see they've gone back to the old format of invention test, professional kitchen and hopefully their own dish afterwards.

 

[N_igma]

Lol that chef's a mad man!

 

[Santino]

I'm never going to that cunt's restaurant then.

 

[Espresso]

"Move those little legs"??
Holy shit.

 

[purenarcotic]

He's a bit of a knobend isn't he. He's all bully no teaching.

 

[trashpony]

What a wanker. I cannot believe that Japanese woman came on to John either

 

[purenarcotic]

The Japanese woman is going to get on my nerves no end.

 

[Santino]

If I went to a restaurant called Gilgamesh I would expect Middle Eastern food not Asian.

 

[wayward bob]

wtf how tf did i miss this???! got distracted by th nekkid thread obvs

 

[la ressistance]

aki is gonna win the final. no point watching any more.

 

[purenarcotic]

That is literally a turd on a plate.

 

[belboid]

aki is gonna win the final. no point watching any more.

i hope she dies before the end of the episode.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Starts in 4 minutes. I'm excited

I'm assuming this has nothing to do with Halo?

 

[trashpony]

I'm assuming this has nothing to do with Halo?

I have no idea what you're talking about so no, probably not

 

[8ball]

I'm assuming this has nothing to do with Halo?

They're doing braised grunt.