MAFSUK 2024

[Epona]

The whole admitting to another white lie thing really sums him up for me.
Telling a lie, even a small one, to avoid trouble never works out well, people tend to work it out eventually (and Amy doesn't strike me as daft) - and that's what's happened here.
Yes she was rude, but I kind of get where she's coming from.

 

[May Kasahara]

Really this whole show is just proof of the old adage that a relationship is like a fart - if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

 

[Looby]

Yeah I agree he is coming across as really creepy. I don’t know why I’ve judged Amy so harshly because I realise it’s not fair.

She keeps saying she really fancies him and likes him but I just don’t see it at all.

They both need to end this and get the hell away from each other.

 

[Epona]

The description of Ross's temper (which he didn't deny) sounds quite frankly worrying.

 

[May Kasahara]

"Amy writing leave, I did not see that coming" after they spent the whole homestay rowing and he took his ring off in a huff

 

[May Kasahara]

Polly and Adam enjoying one of MAFS' trademark chilly picnics.

 

[Numbers]

I can't not read this thread even tho' we're 2 behind

 

[Epona]

I think Nathan and Lacey must have planned that in advance, or it's like a theme in their discussions that we've not seen on screen.

I feel like I'm going to vomit

 

[May Kasahara]

Is this the lowest hit rate of any series? Hope the experts aren't on performance related pay

 

[May Kasahara]

I find this whole depiction of what girls are and 'girl code' and what you can and can't do so profoundly depressing. It's shallow, baseless bollocks.

 

[ash]

The lips are mesmerising me I can’t focus on much else

 

[Callie]

The lips are mesmerising me I can’t focus on much else

It does make me wonder if they get the lips first then want to go on MAFS or if the being on MAFS drives the need for more lip surface area.

I also wonder what I'd look like with lip filler Amy did look like a totally different person in that older pic.

 

[Callie]

I find this whole depiction of what girls are and 'girl code' and what you can and can't do so profoundly depressing. It's shallow, baseless bollocks.

Yeah it's shit. I think they have probably all seen other series and watched the...contestants?! After. To make a life out of it I guess you need the friends and the contacts and the hype which is more likely I think if you are out and about with others. Hannah had noone really from inside so why not reach out to others. And even if she had hooked up with one/some of the guys ... They weren't really married to anyone else their "relationship" had failed and if everyone there did really want to find a partner CRACK ON!

 

[ElizabethofYork]

The way Holly attacked Hannah as soon as she walked in was really vile. She's a nasty piece of work.
And Polly moaning about Adam not complimenting her enough, or wanting to be intimate. For fucks sake girl, he doesn't fancy you. Have some dignity.

 

[wtfftw]

Is this the lowest hit rate of any series? Hope the experts aren't on performance related pay

Oh! They should totally be on performance related pay!

 

[Saffy]

I also wonder what I'd look like with lip filler Amy did look like a totally different person in that older pic

There's a filter you can put on! I look hideous! Mind you it adds cheek filler too and it gives you that pillow cheek look.

 

[kalidarkone]

I found I couldn't watch it for the last few nights. Polly is absolutely vile.

 

[Looby]

Final dates is always so boring. Urgh.

Now watching last night’s episode. God, Holly is awful.
The boys are twats too.

I would like a tiny bit of filler on the top lip as mine is really thin but I’m not risking it!

 

[Numbers]

Ambush Amy. We don’t like her at all, we know Luke is not perfect, 100%, but goodness she’s cocked and loaded to take him down.

 

[Poot]

They're all terrible! Adam has the house of a psychopath (who tf arranges their wardrobe by colour?!) and Nathan is human magnolia paint but they're the pick of the bunch tbh. The rest are despicable!

 

[Everything Goes]

Didn't know there was a thread on MAFSUK, clearly not paying enough attention....

First time I've watched it and found it compelling viewing.

 

[Looby]

It’s BANTER! God, I never want to hear that word again.

Polly and Adam are just awful.

Luke and Amy are a car crash too. The rest I can’t really be bothered to even talk about.

Fucking hell.

I’m really sad this and BB are finishing.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I’m having a catch up because we’ve been away for a few days.

Do you know what the worst thing about this show is?
Polly’s. Fucking. Jeans.
What the fuck?
And she KEEPS wearing them. Again and again.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Nathan bought Lacey a star.
I’ve got something in my eye…

 

[Epona]

It’s BANTER! God, I never want to hear that word again.

Polly and Adam are just awful.

Luke and Amy are a car crash too. The rest I can’t really be bothered to even talk about.

Fucking hell.

I’m really sad this and BB are finishing.

I swear to fuck, "banter" just means things that you wouldn't get away with saying except it's "banter" - that whole idea really needs to fuck off and die.
It's extra galling that the word can be used in a positive way to mean flirty chat between a couple who really get on, or a way that is a bit "urgh" and the term banter is used to dismiss sexualised comments as OK.

 

[KatyF]

I’m having a catch up because we’ve been away for a few days.

Do you know what the worst thing about this show is?
Polly’s. Fucking. Jeans.
What the fuck?
And she KEEPS wearing them. Again and again.

They're so awful

 

[Epona]

Why does everyone keep going on about a "girl code"?
I just don't get it.
I understand the basic politeness of not trying to get off with a friend's partner, or exercising some basic respect if you know a mate is lusting after someone you don't try to get it on with them.
But none of these women are friends with the accused and that hasn't happened.
And going for a coffee after someone you barely fucking know has split up with them after a week and they are single is not an issue.
If "girl code" meant don't ever contact or go out with someone that has been in a relationship with another woman, then everyone would be single.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Am I old? Am I an old prude? Should there be quite so much titty on show? And when did it become all right to just go out in your bra? I don’t know.

 

[Callie]

I was very amused to hear the c word on the telly box. I feel like this is progress for society.

 

[May Kasahara]

I've lost interest tbh, they are all so spectacularly awful AND dull.

Having said that, was last night's dinner party worth watching?