Your diet sounds positively revolting. Sorry, just had to say.
A reduced cooked half chicken off the Tesco deli counter, a "hot & spicy" scotch egg which was shit and a bottle of cucumber, pineapple & spinach smoothie.
Romaine lettuce, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, chicken and houmous. Coffee.
No you didn't have to
Positively revolting.
Ok then
cucumber, pineapple & spinach smoothie.
This in particular
Sounds incompatible to my tastebuds. Combining pineapple and spinach?