Living off the land 100%

[Stanley Edwards]

you may want to boil them crabs separately unless you fancy a beet brine. there is a reason why people have a crab pot separate from the rest of the meal.

fucking hell. How did you get to 50?

I am Googling. Can't take your word for it, but - yep - Googling.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Cooking and preparing Crabs

 

[not-bono-ever]

what are they full of and where do they live ?

your brain is a muscle , you need to exercise it more

 

[Pickman's model]

Harvesting from the land has sod all to do with saving money, or thieving. It is just a very rewarding thing to do.

I want to forage and steal from the land and sea. That is the entire point of this thread.

 

[alan_]

Amazingly clean beetroot if they're actually harvested as in harvested, Stan.

my bad

 

[Pickman's model]

Cooking and preparing Crabs

did you notice where they're talking about live crab?

 

[not-bono-ever]

down in deepest hipster Peckham, people willingly pay more from grimy vegetables. I saw the local organic food shop bloke in the back of his transit a few weeks ago, stripping out reduced Co-op avocados from their packaging, to place in his manky display box outside his horrendously overpriced shop. 100% true

 

[Stanley Edwards]

My crabs are live

 

[twentythreedom]

Ewwww

 

[Stanley Edwards]

down in deepest hipster Peckham, people willingly pay more from grimy vegetables. I saw the local organic food shop bloke in the back of his transit a few weeks ago, stripping out reduced Co-op avocados from their packaging, to place in his manky display box outside his horrendously overpriced shop. 100% true

Plenty of people put chicken shit on their Sainsbury's 'free range' to resell at a good profit in a very organic looking, recycled box. You don't need to keep chickens to make good cash from eggs.

 

[cupid_stunt]

My crabs are live

And, itchy?

 

[alan_]

down in deepest hipster Peckham, people willingly pay more from grimy vegetables. I saw the local organic food shop bloke in the back of his transit a few weeks ago, stripping out reduced Co-op avocados from their packaging, to place in his manky display box outside his horrendously overpriced shop. 100% true

another misunderstanding
really must sober up

 

[Stanley Edwards]

And, itchy?

I thought that was just the fleas

Hot shower. Fuck the forest. I am taking a hotel.

 

[Pickman's model]

And, itchy?

in stan's defence


Pubic lice - NHS Choices

 

[planetgeli]

Hot shower. Fuck the forest. I am taking a hotel.

Said without a trace of irony. Respect.

Can't wait for your tales from the wild, abandoned Sintra.

 

[spanglechick]

Thing is, this thread would have had lots more goodwill and positive attention, if the op had said: "I'm planning on walking down the Portuguese coast, paying my way by sketching. I hope to find some interesting places off the beaten track, and sometimes I might even have to sleep outside and forage for food."

 

[Pickman's model]

Said without a trace of irony. Respect.

Can't wait for your tales from the wild, abandoned Sintra.

he'll tell us about scavenging nuts to survive the five minute wait for a beer at the bar

 

[kabbes]

Everything you pick, harvest, forage starts to lose flavour and vitamin, or nourishing properties from the very second you collect it. Get it in the pot as soon as. It is full of better flavour and all the goodness from the land.

You should probably try it some time then.

 

[not-bono-ever]

*sucks teeth* have you heard about what they found on them bar nuts when scientists examined them ?

true story

 

[kabbes]

Plenty of people put chicken shit on their Sainsbury's 'free range' to resell at a good profit in a very organic looking, recycled box. You don't need to keep chickens to make good cash from eggs.

Where do they get the chicken shit from then?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Where do they get the chicken shit from then?

From a foraged chicken.

 

[not-bono-ever]

a self fulfilling mobius loop of lies and fantasy

 

[Corax]

I know this a thread for totally deserved and utterly merciless piss taking, but you have have to fucking sort this out stan - you cannot just eat shit you find in the sea. it is reckless, foolish stupidity

He's in very little danger - he's buying stuff in shops and from vendors.

 

[Corax]

This is something I have always wanted to try, and I am certain it is possible.

I am about to start walking north to south through Portugal. The only things I intend to spend money on are tobacco, booze and emergencies. I am taking work materials (pens and sketch pad) and a single change of clothes as essentials. I will also buy a fishing rod (and tackle), a pot of dried chilis, bag of limes (I never use salt - lime juice is a very good alternative) and a cooking pot.

I have my laptop with shitty webcam for photos for fun.

My plan is to harvest as I walk and fish for fish in the evening. I am going to try living off the land 100% for food as I travel I have fair knowledge for such a life but, expect (and, hope) to learn fucking shit loads as I go from local people who know best.

Camping out with no tent - proper vagabonding it

Uh-huh

 

[DotCommunist]

at this rate he'll get his own show on channel 4 replacing bear grylls

 

[cupid_stunt]

No sign of any of the promised fishing yet, because apparently he gave away his rod.

 

[Casually Red]

down in deepest hipster Peckham, people willingly pay more from grimy vegetables. I saw the local organic food shop bloke in the back of his transit a few weeks ago, stripping out reduced Co-op avocados from their packaging, to place in his manky display box outside his horrendously overpriced shop. 100% true

Miley and Dinny from glenroe used to put hens shit on supermarkets eggs and sell them for more to twats .

I accept you've probably never heard of them but they did .

 

[not-bono-ever]

at this rate he'll get his own show on channel 4 replacing bear grylls

Riding the Iberian rooster - the true life story of one mans adventures in a month on the periphery of society, using only his wits, forage skills, money and his interrail pass to survive.

 

[Casually Red]

I like it when words are the same wherever you go .

What is the Portuguese word for vigilantes?

 

[not-bono-ever]

The Sun Also rises (over my ditch)