Keir Starmer's time is up

[Argonia]

Maybe Bercow will fancy having a go.

Poor old Bercow. He loved looking at himself in the mirror in his fine little cloths and vestements. But Narcissus can't make love to Echo. He has no place in the Republc whatsoever other than to attend a JobCentre Plus and be grilled as to why on earth he hasn't kept his little job diary up to date in his terrible weak spidery little handwriting. What kind of employer will invite him to an interview?

 

[magneze]

Poor old Bercow. He loved looking at himself in the mirror in his fine little cloths and vestements. But Narcissus can't make love to Echo. He has no place in the Republc whatsoever other than to attend a JobCentre Plus and be grilled as to why on earth he hasn't kept his little job diary up to date in his terrible weak spidery little handwriting. What kind of employer will invite him to an interview?

The Labour Party?

 

[Argonia]

The Labour Party?

Oh dear. What an entertaining conversation they must have had.

"Good morning Tyrant. What do you like a job?"

"Yes please Tyrant. I'm running away from Tyrant Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson now he's collapsing into his criminal trial."

"Welcome. I am the new Tyrant Anthony Charles Lynton Blair. My name is Sir Keir and I worsship the evil Union Jack and bowed down to Queen Rose West's Sodom and Gomorrah Empire. Welcome to my incredibly successful and not at all entirely and uttrely fucked party."

Oh to have been a fly on the wall at that little exchange. What delicious fun. Neither of them know we live in a Republic now because neither of them has read a syllable of a book in their lives.

 

[TopCat]

Poor old Bercow. He loved looking at himself in the mirror in his fine little cloths and vestements. But Narcissus can't make love to Echo. He has no place in the Republc whatsoever other than to attend a JobCentre Plus and be grilled as to why on earth he hasn't kept his little job diary up to date in his terrible weak spidery little handwriting. What kind of employer will invite him to an interview?

If he put on a bit of weight he could be a Brian Blessed impersonator.

 

[Argonia]

If he put on a bit of weight he could be a Brian Blessed impersonator.

Imagine. He could tour the seasides and promenades and I am sure that literally millions of people will be rushing at great velocity to buy tickets to see his absolutely incredible act. I'm using my dead Tyrant Coin to buy tickets to the Britghton Pier show as we speak - with as much enthusiasm as I bought tickets to see Nigel Farage talking about his hairy vagina and his small clitoris and then didn't turn up. Or how about good old Chaturbate - he could be filmed in a little dark room with a webcam masturbating his Napoleon sized member for literally 3 or 4 people to look at and laugh like leaking drains? Maybe Sally will join him with an Arab strap and they could turn some tricks? He's going to be so wealthy in the new currency the Britcoin he can buy more lavish vestements and look at himself in his mirror all day long as per fucking usual failing to read Dorian Gray.

 

[brogdale]

If he put on a bit of weight he could be a Brian Blessed impersonator.

Kevin Keegan look-a-likey?

 

[TopCat]

Imagine. He could tour the seasides and promenades and I am sure that literally millions of people will be rushing at great velocity to buy tickets to see his absolutely incredible act. I'm using my dead Tyrant Coin to buy tickets to the Britghton Pier show as we speak - with as much enthusiasm as I bought tickets to see Nigel Farage talking about his hairy vagina and his small clitoris and then didn't turn up. Or how about good old Chaturbate - he could be filmed in a little dark room with a webcam masturbating his Napoleon sized member for literally 3 or 4 people to look at and laugh like leaking drains? He's going to be so wealthy he can buy more lavish vestements and look at himself in his mirror all day long as per fucking usual.

I get a sense you are not a fan?

 

[Argonia]

I get a sense you are not a fan?

Not I am. I really am. I am the President and Chief Executive of the fan club. We have billions of members around the world and I am so very busy today sending out stickers and badges for all of them. Just rushed off my feet right now - so time for a break. The demand is insatiable and simply won't abate. It's a tsunami.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

In a show of confidence Starmer announces a resuffle after the next by election failure: Keir Starmer set to make major changes to Labour backroom team

 

[Argonia]

In a show of confidence Starmer announces a resuffle after the next by election failure: Keir Starmer set to make major changes to Labour backroom team

Poor 'Sir' Starmaggedon. He can reshuffle in a frenzy like the Sorcerer's Apprentice but nothing will save him from slipping off as a footnote in a very boring history book.

 

[brogdale]

In a show of confidence Starmer announces a resuffle after the next by election failure: Keir Starmer set to make major changes to Labour backroom team

Rearranging the deck chairs on the Torrey Canyon.

 

[Pickman's model]

In a show of confidence Starmer announces a resuffle after the next by election failure: Keir Starmer set to make major changes to Labour backroom team

They'll all be given more jobs and more power as poor sir Keir sees the last dribble of his authority trickle down the urinal

 

[Pickman's model]

Poor 'Sir' Starmaggedon. He can reshuffle in a frenzy like the Sorcerer's Apprentice but nothing will save him from slipping off as a footnote in a very boring history book.

He'll be a whole page. Marked this page is deliberately blank.

 

[Argonia]

He'll be a whole page. Marked this page is deliberately blank.

Like the black page in Lawrence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy".

Events Archive - The Laurence Sterne Trust

www.laurencesternetrust.org.uk

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Rodney’s decided what he’s lacking is Blairites: Sir Keir Starmer picks ex-Tony Blair aide as interim communications chief

 

[Argonia]

Rodney’s decided what he’s lacking is Blairites: Sir Keir Starmer picks ex-Tony Blair aide as interim communications chief

Poor boy. Blair's bound for the Hague. Perhaps Starmaggedon would care to join him in the dock if he is such a fan boy?

 

[Whagwan]

If I were intent on winning elections maybe I wouldn't appoint the person behind Liz Kendalls 4% Leadership Campaign.

 

[Leighsw2]

According to that BBC article linked to, apparently it's a 'smart move' - because allowing your party to be taken over by a right wing cabal that enjoys the support of less than 5% of the membership is obviously going to turn out well.....

 

[Raheem]

If I were intent on winning elections maybe I wouldn't appoint the person behind Liz Kendalls 4% Leadership Campaign.

Yes. If.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

According to that BBC article linked to, apparently it's a 'smart move' - because allowing your party to be taken over by a right wing cabal that enjoys the support of less than 5% of the membership is obviously going to turn out well.....

but with purges and resignations, those people will soon be 95% of the membership...

 

[Shechemite]

Labour says calling for free social care would ‘just give Tories a stick to beat us with’

Labour has given the strongest sign yet that it has gone back on its new leader’s pledge that he would introduce free social care if his party won power, after a shadow cabinet member said such a p…

www.disabilitynewsservice.com

 

[Shechemite]

why any ‘disabled people’s organisation’/‘user led organisation’ would continue trying to make the Labour Party a vehicle for change is beyond me tbh (apart from maintaining relevance and membership of course).

 

[ska invita]

why any ‘disabled people’s organisation’/‘user led organisation’ would continue trying to make the Labour Party a vehicle for change is beyond me tbh (apart from maintaining relevance and membership of course).

face the same dilemma everyone else does regarding state power in the UK

 

[Shechemite]

Fair point. I don’t know what the answer is.

 

[andysays]

Labour says calling for free social care would ‘just give Tories a stick to beat us with’

Labour has given the strongest sign yet that it has gone back on its new leader’s pledge that he would introduce free social care if his party won power, after a shadow cabinet member said such a p…

www.disabilitynewsservice.com

Just when you think they can't sink any lower, they find a way to sink even lower

 

[NoXion]

Labour says calling for free social care would ‘just give Tories a stick to beat us with’

Labour has given the strongest sign yet that it has gone back on its new leader’s pledge that he would introduce free social care if his party won power, after a shadow cabinet member said such a p…

www.disabilitynewsservice.com

What a bunch of utter snivelling cowards.

"Oooooo, the Tories and the papers are going to be nasty to us, uWu "

Absolutely pathetic. The Labour Party deserves to die on its arse.

 

[Argonia]

Has he slipped off into history yet?

 

[Dogsauce]

Capitulating to the oligarch press, a thirty year strategy that has served them well, obviously. Get a fucking spine and stand and fight for people you feeble shits.

 

[Argonia]

I prefer to keep my politics secret and private (the secret ballot is one of the great advances of the Chartists) but I will probbaly vote Left Unity or maybe the Alliance for Green Socialism or the NHA Party if they have candidates with me. I gave up on the hopeless 'Labour Party' full of utter bullies and tyrants (and the odd decent Jeremy Corbyn) years ago and felt much better when I did.

Left Unity have 17,000 followers at Facebook and 15,000 at Twitter and the NHA Party have 73,400 at Twitter. The Alliance for Green Socailism have only 153 at Twitter so a bit behind the pace. I might be lured back to the Green Party but only if they keep left like Derek Wall has worked for and Penny Kemp before she died. 4 people have heard of Penny Kemp in this abject country whilst millions should do. And nobody has heard of Derek.

I got the Greens going in Guildford by offering to stand as a candidate which I ddin't want to do (I am a writer not a politician) but they chose John Pletts instead and he got 811 votes. I chalked the streets with "Vote Green" at night and went up to people's faces and said "Vote Green" and enjoyed the campaign. Once got on the BBC national news for interrupting a cabal of Tories and shouting "Vote Green" at them which made my mother laugh when she took a break from work and saw it. The Liberal Democrats at the count called Pletts Judas which was stupid. Pletts stood again in 2015 and increased the vote share to 2,558.

Former nurse Anne Milton the bloody Tory took the seat from the Lilbearl Democrats but rebelled from the Conservative party and then stood as an Independent and got played off the chessboard into the history books.

@LeftUnityUK
@green_socialism
@NHAparty

BBC NEWS | Election 2005 | Results | Guildford

news.bbc.co.uk

Election result for Guildford (Constituency) - MPs and Lords - UK Parliament

Shows the election result of the 2015 General Election.

members.parliament.uk

 

[teqniq]