Keir Starmer's time is up
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That's a callback.
Puddy_Tat
happy mew year
does the mirror count?
Close Keir Starmer aide steps down amid pressure on Labour leader to revamp team
EXCLUSIVE Director of Communications Ben Nunn, who has worked for the Labour leader since 2016, said he was quitting to pursue other projects.
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Raheem
Well-Known Member
Something tells me that the "source" in that tweet may be Ben Nunn on the phone doing an accent.
RileyOBlimey
Well-Known Member
The Labour meltdown is better than the football.
Shechemite
Be the sun and all will see you
Not a high bar tbf
redsquirrel
This Machine Kills Progressives
Attlee would not give any sort of bollocking to Keith for bowing to the Queen.
Argonia
Happy go licky
Starmaggedon has no place in the New British Republic. He has literally not a word to say for himself. The abject 622 votes in the Chesham and Amersham Battle are the end for him. Why on earth did he put dear old Jeremy Corbyn in jail?
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Being the brains and muscle of a damp cardboard box not really something to put on the CV.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
nvm.
The text in this tweet is a reference to a tweet from someone on the right of the party when someone else (Emily Oldknow I think) quit under Corbyn.
teqniq
DisMembered
So it is. Why would Max Shanly do that i wonder?
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Fresh blow for Labour as senior official dubbed 'brains of the party' quits
A senior Labour official dubbed "the brains of the party" has dramatically quit her job.
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Brainaddict
slight system overdrive
You might think his director of communications is leaving after they realised they've failed to communicate anything for the last year, but I see he has also engaged a literal pollster as his 'director of strategy' Keir Starmer’s communications chief Ben Nunn to leave role She also wrote some crap-sounding book about why Labour lost the north.
The strategy to be a weathercock has not worked at all so far, so why not double down on it.
The strategy to be a weathercock has not worked at all so far, so why not double down on it.
Argonia
Happy go licky
Poor old 'Sir' Keir Starmaggedon and his new role in the New Republic cleaning toilets for £2.47 an hour. He'll have such fun I'm sure. Maybe he'll remember the good old days when he decided to get on one knee to the Empress Elizabeth II Lillibet Rose West with fondness. And reflect on when he decided to put Jeremy Corbyn in jail. He is going to have an absolute whale of a time scooping excrement with his little bogbrush with not a single friend in the entire world. What delciicous fun he will have remembering when he collapsed into Trotsky's dustbin of history with 662 votes in the Battle of Chesham and Amersham and finally realised he's not the new Blair now that poor old muddled and confused and deluded Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is bound for his war crimes trial in the Hague. Such fun. Such absolute fun. I can just picture him with that litttle bogbrush in his sweaty little palm going at it with Stakhanovite efficiency. What a proud worker and socialist he is after all. After all - just think of all the very fine work he has done for socialism in this country. The incredible work. If Keir Hardie could have met him I am sure they would have got on like an absolute house on fire. So much to discuss about socialism. And wonderful Clement Attlee would be so very, very, very, very impressed. Gold star for Sir Keir and his incredibly litttle bogbrush!
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maomao
普費斯
To be fair, it's only the 'weather' bit that Starmer struggles with.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
Yes, for caving in for a mere Knighthood when he could have got a hereditary peerage like the Earl of Atlee
Its just a meta in-joke for the very online twitter left. I'm ashamed I recognised it tbhSo it is. Why would Max Shanly do that i wonder?
Fresh blow for Labour as senior official dubbed 'brains of the party' quits
A senior Labour official dubbed "the brains of the party" has dramatically quit her job.
Argonia
Happy go licky
The brains of the New New Labour New Britain New War Crimes New Tyrant party? Golly he must have a brain the size of an infinitesimally small walnut made out of plastic cheese manufactured in a Jeff Bezos robot droid factory in an unregulated tax haven in Luxembourg. What a John Nash beautiful mind he must have. Gold star for him and Sir Keir Starmaggedon's little bogbrush beavering away being a minion and a dogsbody cleaning up the filth and muck of people visiitng a local lido in Croydon! Well done Sir Keir! And well done Sir Edward Davey for bowing down to the LIzard Empress Caligula Lillibet Rose West! Jolly good show folks! Very impressive! Trebles all round as Private Eye would put it!
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Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
more mutterings within the shadow cabinet via the guardian. Reading between the lines it suggests their could be a serious attempt to replace him if they lose batley and spen.
Embattled Starmer makes another change to top team
Embattled Starmer makes another change to top team
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
If the bomb the village to save the village long-game really was to shake out the left from the party's selectorate, perhaps Starmer's cack-handed and factional 'caretaker' tenure will open things up safely for the right?
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