Katie Hopkins

[Bahnhof Strasse]

lots of top stories in the mail
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Well, if a magpie is nicking keys I guess there's no room for 'nasty, orrible cunt gets stung for liable'

 

[J Ed]

lots of top stories in the mail
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The magpie story is good

 

[Pickman's model]

Rutita1 pls take a screengrab

 

[Treacle Toes]

 

[phillm]

Well, if a magpie is nicking keys I guess there's no room for 'nasty, orrible cunt gets stung for liable'

For some reason the flaunty Binky Felstead (who she ed?) has captured my attention ....

 

[DaveCinzano]

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KATIE HOPKINS: Scared being killed by a right wing nutter | Daily Mail Online

It's enough to make one idly wonder whether the Mail's target demographic is, perchance, simply not the sort of person who might find themself in the crosshairs of a white, right wing nutter; and further, to extrapolate from that exactly what the role of said organ of fair and balanced reporting might be in relationship to said frothing-mouthed, pale-skinned terroristic types

 

[Manter]

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KATIE HOPKINS: Scared being killed by a right wing nutter | Daily Mail Online

<<puts hand up>>

 

[Pickman's model]

Final version

oh katie hopkins you're broke and bitter
and everyone i know will titter
people will be careful on twitter
in court more people will witter
your columns all go down the shitter

what say you Badgers?

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

She really is a scumbag.... Part of her pretense at not being bothered at all today has been to post stuff like this..

She has to double down because if the Mail ditch her she's no use to anyone.

 

[DaveCinzano]

She has to double down because if the Mail ditch her she's no use to anyone.

"Breitbart UK...Breitbart UK... Breitbart UK..."

 

[phillm]

"Breitbart UK...Breitbart UK... Breitbart UK..."

Yea Milo's hasty departure has left a Brit shaped hole to be bile-filled.

 

[teqniq]

over half a million is a big bite for hopkins to cough up. i don't imagine she has that sort of amount lieing around.

Lying around. /pedant (and you may well be dyslexic for all I know). However under the circumstances it's a happy error.

 

[ska invita]

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Did we find out for certain her real total expenses payout yet? 500k feels too good to be true

 

[cyril_smear]

hang the bastard

 

[ViolentPanda]

Hopkins lost. 24k damages.

Laugh? I fucking well did!

 

[ViolentPanda]

Final version

oh katie hopkins you're broke and bitter
and everyone i know will titter
people will be careful on twitter
in court more people will witter
your columns all go down the shitter

what say you Badgers?

I reckon the last line should read "so stick that sausage up your shitter", in homage to her broken promise to run naked down Regents St with a sausage up her bum.

 

[Smoking kills]

I reckon the last line should read "so stick that sausage up your shitter", in homage to her broken promise to run naked down Regents St with a sausage up her bum.

Line 2: Jack Munroe is richer and fitter?

 

[albionism]

I hope the court costs bankrupt the fucker.

 

[Raheem]

I hope the court costs bankrupt the fucker.

If that happens Jack Monroe, regardless of anything else, should go directly to the House of Lords.

I know it's not really on to comment on people's appearance, but Hopkins is apparently 42. Nothing wrong with being 42 and looking 70. It's just a bit unusual.

 

[kabbes]

I know it's not really on to comment on people's appearance...

Then don't, for fuck sake.

It doesn't suddenly become "on" just because you don't like the person. It doesn't stop being corrosive to general psychological well-being. It doesn't stop being a method of control over all women. It doesn't stop being the action of an utter twat.

 

[billbond]

if i may revise, how about

oh katie hopkins you're broke and bitter
and everyone i know will titter
people will be careful on twitter
in court more people will witter
everything else now is dragged out

what say you Badgers?

ha ha very good that
You have a talent, possibly needs a wider audience
Anyone on twitter ?
Maybe pass on to a certain person(oh no would be too long for twitter now i think about it)
Hard to find words to rhyme with hopkins tbf

 

[billbond]

If that happens Jack Monroe, regardless of anything else, should go directly to the House of Lords.

I know it's not really on to comment on people's appearance, but Hopkins is apparently 42. Nothing wrong with being 42 and looking 70. It's just a bit unusual.

Not being nasty, honest, 42 i thought she was older(are you allowed to say this i hope so)
Her Appearance on The Apprentice my next door neighbor at the time was on the same show when i lived at Grove park, mind as anyone who knows grove park will know it was more of a existence than living ha
he was not much of a talker but i recall he said the tasks were "silly" and sugar was a bit of a c...
Little side note I remember his wife (now Ex) telling me for taking part in it the programme makers paid there mortgage up for 1 year

 

[existentialist]

ha ha very good that
You have a talent, possibly needs a wider audience
Anyone on twitter ?
Maybe pass on to a certain person(oh no would be too long for twitter now i think about it)
Hard to find words to rhyme with hopkins tbf

"Cock rings" should do it. Have fun working that into the narrative...

 

[Spymaster]

Then don't, for fuck sake.

It doesn't suddenly become "on" just because you don't like the person. It doesn't stop being corrosive to general psychological well-being. It doesn't stop being a method of control over all women. It doesn't stop being the action of an utter twat.

There's nothing particularly corrosive in commenting that someone looks aged beyond their years. And Hopkins does. Strikingly so.

 

[existentialist]

There's nothing particularly corrosive in commenting that someone looks aged beyond their years. And Hopkins does. Strikingly so.

Hate seems to age people, men and women alike.

 

[billbond]

There's nothing particularly corrosive in commenting that someone looks aged beyond their years. And Hopkins does. Strikingly so.

Joan Collins could be her nan

 

[Pickman's model]

Hate seems to age people, men and women alike.

So does time, which the rolling stones observed could destroy a woman's face

 

[Libertad]

So does time, which the rolling stones observed could destroy a woman's face

Unfortunately she's not doing any.

 

[Lazy Llama]

Words fail me.

 

[Pickman's model]

"Cock rings" should do it. Have fun working that into the narrative...

Katie Hopkins doesn't like the gang
Who used her name for rhyming slang
Now when men enter katie hopkins
It's not her, they've popped on a cock ring

What think you Badgers