Kate & Wills are having a baby.

[Santino]

You're Christ?

Where's my bread and fish, you bastard?

I'm still waiting for grated cheese so I can make a tuna melt.

 

[Favelado]

I've got a tenner on LEGOLAND.

That's the biggest laugh I've done for ages. Thanks.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

The BBC have changed their headline now to "World awaits..."

 

[DotCommunist]

The BBC have changed their headline now to "World awaits..."

did you see the '10 curious facts about royal birth?'

really scraping the barrel there

 

[pissflaps]

who gets to keep the shell, and the first sloughed off skin?

 

[Manter]

R4 have just, without a trace of irony, started an invasive, speculative report about the labour with 'its one of the most private and personal moments of a couple's lives'

 

[fractionMan]

"The most important baby born this century"

Barf

 

[Itziko]

Has this one been posted already?

 

[Favelado]

Fingers crossed for a black baby.

 

[sojourner]

The BBC have changed their headline now to "World awaits..."

Spooky

Was just jotting down a few lines before lunch about this, see if I could make a poem out of it, and 'world awaits' is in the first line

 

[xenon]

"The most important baby born this century"

Barf

A journalist / presenter actually said that?

pfft.

 

[frogwoman]

"The most important baby born this century"

Barf

 

[Favelado]

just heard the phrase, "the people's pregnancy" on BBC News. Kill me now.

Andrew Collins on Twitter.

 

[cliche guevara]

We've got the radio on at work and it's constant, but there's nothing new. I might throw the thing out of the window in a minute.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I knew there'd be one

 

[goldenecitrone]

Is Nicholas Witchell broadcasting live from the uterus?

 

[Favelado]

Is Nicholas Witchell broadcasting live from the uterus?

No, he always looks like that.

 

[xenon]

Thankfully I've got the radio and TV off. Witchell's obsequious reportage makes me cringe. I liked him on that old clip of him standing up the Mall in the rain, anker coming back to him for updates on nothing, Witchell sounding completely pissed off and bored.

 

[treelover]

Disabled benefits claimants test: Atos reports found 'unacceptably poor'

DWP to get additional providers to administer work capability assessments after review finds assessors' reports wanting

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/jul/22/disabled-benefits-claimants-test-atos


Youth contract helped just 4,600 young people find work

DWP releases first figures on wage incentive scheme designed to help 160,000 young unemployed get jobs over three years

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2...ract-wage-incentive-figures#start-of-comments

Very good day to bury bad news

 

[Firky]

 

[ibilly99]

GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES / HOTELS THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
AND ITS THIRTY FUCKING THREE DEGREES - YOU ARE ALL FUCKING MAD.

 

[Reno]

Fingers crossed for a black baby.

They should really be used to that sort of thing since the ginger one.

 

[Quartz]

Here's wishing her a speedy and safe delivery.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I've had a lovely afternoon out today only to return to be bombarded with this bollocks

I see David Cameron thinks the whole country's excited about it. Are they fuck

 

[Gingerman]

1st pic of the baby being born...

 

[Gingerman]

Wonder what william hill;s taking most bets on name for

Parasite ?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I reckon there will be a massive crash of thunder and forked lightning when Damian the baby is born

 

[5t3IIa]

A solid 15 minutes of Internet porm at the top of Channel 4 news

 

[Gingerman]

Ive heard Queen's former gynaecologist is attending,he's semi-retired but likes to keep his hand in

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ive heard Queen's former gynaecologist is attending,he's semi-retired but likes to keep his hand

...in. Likes to keep his hand in.

HTH