Kate & Wills are having a baby.

[Remzi]

What about Twitter?

Sorry I don't read it. Anyway why would one care? She is a celeb just like Liam Gallagher, this is not real life for me or anyone I met.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

What a fuss about this new contender for the throne. There are two generations of other candidates ahead of them. By the time this one grows up the Royal Family will be as forgotten as all the other soap operas of our time.

I would like to see Chaz as the Sun will call him become king because it will seriously piss off a lot of people including Royalists.

 

[Santino]

Sorry I don't read it. Anyway why would one care? She is a celeb just like Liam Gallagher, this is not real life for me or anyone I met.

People are interested. Not all people, but lots. How disappointed you must be in them.

 

[killer b]

What a fuss about this new contender for the throne. There are two generations of other candidates ahead of them. By the time this one grows up the Royal Family will be as forgotten as all the other soap operas of our time.

I would like to see Chaz as the Sun will call him become king because it will seriously piss off a lot of people including Royalists.

they're just posh celebs to most people. nothing else.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

I am just counting down until someone points out that Charles will adopt the name George for his short troubled senile reign.

 

[cdg]

ffs, yawn. This is going to be all over the news.

 

[Santino]

ffs, yawn. This is going to be all over the news.

Do you think?

 

[Quartz]

I am just counting down until someone points out that Charles will adopt the name George for his short troubled senile reign.

With any luck Brenda will live to the same age as her mother and Charles will be too old to take up the crown.

 

[quimcunx]

I'm just here to register my disinterest and uninterest.


PUSH, KATE, PUSH!

 

[Santino]

Charles finally becoming King would make a great Alan Bennett play.

 

[gabi]

ffs, yawn. This is going to be all over the news.

It's not even made the headlines on Al Jazeera. I would heartily recommend ditching the beeb in favor of them.

 

[5t3IIa]

BREAKING!

"Things are progressing as normal"

 

[RedDragon]

As an aside, perhaps this is the Star Child destined to finally unite lizards and humans in the dawning of of a new era?

 

[souljacker]

"Things are progressing as normal"

So she's screaming the place down for drugs, possibly shit herself and Wills has fainted.

 

[Belushi]

I keep reading Wills as Willis and thinking how much more of a monarchist I would be if Di had been a Diff'rent Strokes fan.

 

[Santino]

I keep reading Wills as Willis and thinking how much more of a monarchist I would be if Di had been a Diff'rent Strokes fan.

What on earth are you talking about?

 

[5t3IIa]

BREAKING!

The woman then led the animal inside, where it "ended up doing his business on the floor"

 

[Pickman's model]

What on earth are you talking about?

close but no cigar

 

[Pickman's model]

BREAKING!

The woman then led the animal inside, where it "ended up doing his business on the floor"

wrong thread

 

[Santino]

close but no cigar

My first draft was simply 'WTF are you talking about?'

 

[Pickman's model]

My first draft was simply 'WTF are you talking about?'

 

[Santino]

Anyway, thanks for spelling it out for everyone.

 

[Pickman's model]

Anyway, thanks for spelling it out for everyone.

it's not so funny when this sort of thing has to be explained.

 

[Lord Camomile]

it's not so funny when this sort of thing has to be explained.

I'm pretty sure most of us didn't need it explained...

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm pretty sure most of us didn't need it explained...

most people didn't. but Santino did.

 

[Santino]

Christ

 

[ViolentPanda]

Christ

You're Christ?

Where's my bread and fish, you bastard?

 

[DotCommunist]

Wonder what william hill;s taking most bets on name for

 

[Firky]

Had to laugh or I'd go postal

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[Bahnhof Strasse]

Wonder what william hill;s taking most bets on name for

I've got a tenner on LEGOLAND.