Kate & Wills are having a baby.

[RedDragon]

The invisible sponger

 

[5t3IIa]

She's in labour!

 

[killer b]

nah, tory or UKIP blates.

 

[Gingerman]

Brace yourselves for a tidal wave of sycophantic medja coverage

 

[bi0boy]

Brace yourselves for a tidal wave of sycophantic medja coverage

All the press will want photos of it, is it terribly wrong of me to hope it will have a cleft palette?

 

[RedDragon]

I'm about to begin my 'big media switch-off' for the next 48hr

 

[5t3IIa]

HAVE A GIRL KATIE

 

[ibilly99]

Just watching BBC Breakfast apparently it's either going to be a boy or a girl.

 

[Gingerman]

Time for me own media blackout for a few days.....

 

[Lord Camomile]

Who?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Who?

Jordan.

 

[magneze]

I'm about to begin my 'big media switch-off' for the next 48hr

Time for me own media blackout for a few days.....

Optimistic

 

[Santino]

What are the odds that, if a girl, it will be named Elizabeth?

 

[Artaxerxes]

She's in labour!

Bet thats upset David Cameron *badoom-tish*

 

[Dan U]

Time for me own media blackout for a few days.....

the Guardian have a 'republican' button which ditches all the royal baby news, except that in the ticker.

it means you have to read the Guardian of course, which may or may not be worse for you.

 

[5t3IIa]

the Guardian have a 'republican' button which ditches all the royal baby news, except that in the ticker.

it means you have to read the Guardian of course, which may or may not be worse for you.

Oh. My. God. that's awesome

 

[happie chappie]

What are the odds that, if a girl, it will be named Elizabeth?

12/1 with Paddy Power.

Or, if you prefer a long shot, you can get 200/1 on Britney and 500/1 on Waynetta.

http://www.oddschecker.com/novelty/william-and-kate/name-of-baby

 

[Sasaferrato]

I hope all goes well. Irrespective of position, this is the first child for a young couple. Been there, done that, and it is the most frightening time of your life.

It would be nice if it was a girl, a moment of history. I'm only sad that if it is a girl, I wont be around to see her become queen.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Best of luck to them

Indeed!

 

[Remzi]

I can tell you that nobody i other countries cares about this at all.

 

[Sasaferrato]

I can tell you that nobody i other countries cares about this at all.

Not quite the situation, the USA for one is very interested, I would imagine that the Commonwealth is also following with interest.

 

[butchersapron]

Not quite the situation, the USA for one is very interested, I would imagine that the Commonwealth is also following with interest.

The USA as a whole? And the Commonwealth as a whole? What colour is the sky in your world?

 

[Santino]

I can tell you that nobody i other countries cares about this at all.

Nobody?

 

[killer b]

What colour is the sky in your world?

red, white & blue.

 

[Remzi]

Nobody?

Please don't think the newspapers show people's real thoughts.

 

[Santino]

Please don't think the newspapers show people's real thoughts.

Is that what I was doing?

 

[Santino]

Please don't think the newspapers show people's real thoughts.

What about Twitter?

 

[souljacker]

it is the most frightening time of your life.

For most people, yes. Stuck in a dingy NHS ward, worrying where the money is going to come from, what school it will go to, whether it will be happy and successful. Wondering if you'll ever get your life or body back.

Not really an issue for the heir to the throne and its privileged parents though.

 

[killer b]

What about Twitter?

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that's all people going 'oh god why is everyone so excited about this non-event'. if my twitter is anything to go by anyway.

 

[5t3IIa]

#bonjour