Just found out a guy who works for me is being a git

[Johnny Canuck3]

Can you have a two man circle jerk?

G'wan go let the gimp out. You need peebs for this JC

Can you have a circle with just two points. How many do you need for a rhombus jerk?

 

[Firky]

We need biscuits

 

[Firky]

How many do you need for a rhombus jerk?

360 for a proper circle jerk

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

We need biscuits

Forget that. That's just British weirdness.

 

[friedaweed]

Can you have a circle with just two points. How many do you need for a rhombus jerk?

A couple of pricks or points of view?

Soggy biscuit is on Johnny. Looks like you could end up with a mouthful off someone on this thread after all

 

[friedaweed]

Speaking of circle yerks
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/21283085
1 hour 45 mins to go

 

[Wilf]

Speaking of circle yerks
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/21283085
1 hour 45 mins to go

PSG seem to have bought Lord Beckham's hair.

 

[ymu]

"Women's logic" another classic that's thrown about.

WTF is women's logic?

Actually, there's another point to be made in response to this. There are subtle differences in the way men and women communicate, probably due to social factors. The best explanation I've seen is this:

When a woman asks you if you're hungry, they don't mean "are you hungry", they mean "I'm hungry, can we eat soon please?". Men (I am reliably informed) don't get this and it's probably a source of some confusion and occasional conflict.

 

[free spirit]

wtf did you lot do to this thread?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

A couple of pricks or points of view?

Soggy biscuit is on Johnny. Looks like you could end up with a mouthful off someone on this thread after all

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Actually, there's another point to be made in response to this. There are subtle differences in the way men and women communicate, probably due to social factors. The best explanation I've seen is this:

When a woman asks you if you're hungry, they don't mean "are you hungry", they mean "I'm hungry, can we eat soon please?". Men (I am reliably informed) don't get this and it's probably a source of some confusion and occasional conflict.

'Women don't mean what they say' shocker?

If they ask 'are you hungry', why don't they just mean that, ie, asking the person if they're hungry.

p.s. that sounds like a huge crock.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

wtf did you lot do to this thread?

You mean, the thread about the unnamed transfer worker from India who allegedly has male/female issues?

That thread got packed in a steamer trunk and mailed to Nicaragua.

 

[ymu]

Man in tells woman what women are like shock!

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Man in tells woman what women are like shock!

Man in poster misinterprets post shocker.

 

[Citizen66]

If my gf wants me to do something she always says "do you want..."

do you want to take the rubbish out?

well, not particularly, since you're asking.

 

[Thimble Queen]

I've learnt not to say 'do you want' when food shopping.

 

[Pingu]

wtf did you lot do to this thread?

it got urbaned

some interesting points and views being raised though tbh

 

[Winot]

If my gf wants me to do something she always says "do you want..."

do you want to take the rubbish out?

well, not particularly, since you're asking.

Mrs Winot's version is "We should take the rubbish out".

 

[FridgeMagnet]

This seems to have gone a bit "men mars women venus" now

 

[trashpony]

This seems to have gone a bit "men mars women venus" now

Do you need to go into your cave?

 

[ymu]

This seems to have gone a bit "men mars women venus" now

It's nothing to do with Mars and Venus. It's socialisation. I didn't believe it was that stark a difference when I read it but it's surprising how reaction from both sexes tends to confirm that it is kinda true.

 

[Firky]

Actually, there's another point to be made in response to this. There are subtle differences in the way men and women communicate, probably due to social factors. The best explanation I've seen is this:

When a woman asks you if you're hungry, they don't mean "are you hungry", they mean "I'm hungry, can we eat soon please?". Men (I am reliably informed) don't get this and it's probably a source of some confusion and occasional conflict.

Telling Laurie on you!

I believe a lot of women are more intuitive than men. Especially mums. Mums have some sort of sixth sense thing going on that instinctively know.

I've learnt not to say 'do you want' when food shopping.

Why, is it because Mr D is prone to throwing any ol' shite into the trolley regardless if it is needed or not?

*owner of three bags of flour of different grades and never been used*


Dunno, but I do know Mars is lovely

 

[two sheds]

It's nothing to do with Mars and Venus. It's socialisation. I didn't believe it was that stark a difference when I read it but it's surprising how reaction from both sexes tends to confirm that it is kinda true.

You would say that though wouldn't you



/scarpers

And I've mentioned it before, you don't want to annoy mothers because of the left hook they develop from carrying babies round all day.

 

[ymu]

I don't think it's instinct firky; I suppose there could be something on the missing chromosomal leg that men don't have but nurture explains it, I think. Most women have been brought up to know how to run a household with the expectation that one day they would have to. We're censured for being aggressive or asserting our own needs and rewarded for being nurturing. We're used to building plans around the needs of others. It's not so much that it comes naturally as these modes of communication being part of the role that is thrust upon us.

Are you hungry? No.

Do you fancy these veggies? No.

Useless. We have a reason for asking these questions. I've stopped asking open-enders.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Do you need to go into your cave?

Wait, this must mean you need to go into your cave

 

[ymu]

We have a different stereotype to live up to, sweetheart.

 

[Voley]

Wait, this must mean you need to go into your cave

Don't be daft. She's telling you to put the kettle on.

 

[spring-peeper]

Six people in an office. Five of them white. One of them is late. Person remarks, "the black is late".

Nice.

Six people are in an office. Five are brunettes. One of them is late. Person remarks, "the blond is late".

Nice.

 

[Citizen66]

Six people are in an office. Five are brunettes. One of them is late. Person remarks, "the blond is late".

Nice.

doesn't work. ginger might.

 

[two sheds]

Six people are in an office. Five aren't Firky. One of them is late. Person remarks, "Firky's late".

Lazy bastard .