Just found out a guy who works for me is being a git

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

intense introspection on the nature of urbans, new livers, manter, indian food and masonic conspiracies amongst the construction industry

And now back zit squeezing.

 

[two sheds]

Should we change the thread title to 'Just found out a guy who works for me is being a zit'?

 

[Firky]

Because of Urban and the sick f'cks on it I know there's videos of epic blackhead squeezing and boil lancing. With the puss oozing out in macro-photography.

Never ever ever watched them because I'd hoy my ring up.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

If my gf wants me to do something she always says "do you want..."

do you want to take the rubbish out?

well, not particularly, since you're asking.

My wife says, 'take the rubbish out'.

No, that's not true. She says 'take the garbage out'. We don't say rubbish unless we're talking about a really stupid idea.

 

[two sheds]

A 'please' would be nice.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I don't think it's instinct firky; I suppose there could be something on the missing chromosomal leg that men don't have but nurture explains it, I think.

You're admitting that there are genetic differences between men and women that lead to differences in behaviour??!!

This opens up a host of questions: if extra intuition is on that extra chromosome, could extra emotionality be there too?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Six people are in an office. Five are brunettes. One of them is late. Person remarks, "the blond is late".

Nice.

'Betty is late'.

 

[two sheds]

This opens up a host of questions: if extra intuition is on that extra chromosome, could extra emotionality be there too?

No I think it's tits.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

That is absolutely rank, MrsD.

There's not an appropriate smiley in the world for that one! URRRGH!

You've led a sheltered life, haven't you?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

spot juicing incest

It's not illegal long as you spit, don't swallow.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

My dad got me to cut his toenails at christmas. then impatiently told me I wasn't cutting them short enough and did them himself without any problem.

Uh, maybe I've led a sheltered life, too.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

No I think it's tits.

Yes, they're there too. Gold star for you.

 

[two sheds]

*proud*

 

[spring-peeper]

'Betty is late'.

'Robert is late'

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

'Robert is late'

Exactly. The person's name.

 

[spring-peeper]

Exactly. The person's name.

Unless you don't know the person's name.

Then a distinguishing feature is used.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Unless you don't know the person's name.

Then a distinguishing feature is used.

Usually, if six people work together and one is late, they'll know the name of the one who's late.

 

[spring-peeper]

Usually, if six people work together and one is late, they'll know the name of the one who's late.

Not if they are not in that department. Or a manager who can't remember peoples names.

 

[two sheds]

Or they're all Indian.

 

[ymu]

You're admitting that there are genetic differences between men and women that lead to differences in behaviour??!!

This opens up a host of questions: if extra intuition is on that extra chromosome, could extra emotionality be there too?

No. Precisely the opposite.

 

[Firky]

26 pages by monday

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

No. Precisely the opposite.

But you've got that extra chromosomal arm: anything could be on it.

 

[ymu]

Of course. But how are you going to separate nature vs nurture?

 

[Firky]

Bring back phrenology!