Jeremy Corbyn's time is up

[Pickman's model]

It wasn't difficult TBH - I just put 'Cameron calm down dear' in search & up it popped.

Have you calmed down now?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Have you calmed down now?

Having knock one out, yes.

 

[Spymaster]

It wasn't difficult TBH - I just put 'Cameron calm down dear' in search & up it popped.

I searched "calm down dear", got 700 results, and thought fuck it.

 

[Ted Striker]

All the "stupid woman" types here merely outing themselves as secret Allo Allo fans.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I searched "calm down dear", got 700 results, and thought fuck it.

I tried that first, but then went with 'Cameron calm down dear', because I couldn't believe it hadn't been discussed on here, 30 results, top of page 2 of those results - Search Results for Query: Cameron calm down dear | urban75 forums

 

[Sprocket.]

Corbyn’s inexperience of sitting on the front benches and either grinning like an idiot or looking at his shoes, as they do. Rather than letting his mouth display what he is thinking. It’s like having an inexperienced work colleague nodding to what the manager is saying in a disciplinary. Horses for courses, he may have increased the membership, but his game needs work.

 

[Sprocket.]

Having said that, Corbyn could well have said stupid woman, but he hasn’t fucked a pig’s head!

 

[mojo pixy]

Nor has he seen through government policies that have seen thousands of people neglected, displaced, hospitalised, or dead.

 

[Spymaster]

Just saw it in slow motion on a main screen.

Fucking hell Jezza!

 

[mojo pixy]

...why d'you have to lie?

 

[rekil]

Corbyn’s inexperience of sitting on the front benches and either grinning like an idiot or looking at his shoes, as they do. Rather than letting his mouth display what he is thinking. It’s like having an inexperienced work colleague nodding to what the manager is saying in a disciplinary. Horses for courses, he may have increased the membership, but his game needs work.

At this time of year it'd make sense to get Roy Hudd in to coach some panto banter into them.

 

[Sprocket.]

Sadly Barry Chuckle has chuckled off stage right!

 

[mojo pixy]

Stupid muppet.

He should have said he'd said that. Have a look, it totally works.

Too late now, he's stage managed himself the twat.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Having said that, Corbyn could well have said stupid woman, but he hasn’t fucked a pig’s head!

Neither did Cameron.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Just saw it in slow motion on a main screen.

Fucking hell Jezza!

He lied. He clearly said 'stupid woman'. Now we have a Labour MP heading jailwards for lying about who was driving her car. Can we believe anything a Labour MP says?

 

[agricola]

Well at least we have had an afternoon of people on twitter expressing their disgust at Corbyn, then objecting to other people digging through their tweets to find where they've said exactly the same thing.

Obviously Piers Morgan was one of the first set of people.

 

[chilango]

Neither did Cameron.

How do you know?

 

[killer b]

reader, I was that pig.

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

How do you know?

At some point you have to consider the source - unattributed story from Isabel Oakeshott and Lord Ashcroft?

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Everyone involved in propagating this should be set on fire.

 

[chilango]

Everyone involved in propagating this should be set on fire.

What?

That David Cameron put a "private part of his anatomy" into a dead pig's mouth as part of an initiation ceremony for the Piers Gaveston Society?

Or that Jeremy Corbyn muttered "stupid woman" under his breath whilst Theresa May was playing panto in Parliament?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Neither did Cameron.

Cameron answered, "I have never had sexual relations with Miss Piggy".

 

[chilango]

When you have to choose between the truth and the legend, choose the legend.

 

[killer b]

Wherever you sit on this, this is the most magnificent self-own by Bastani

 

[Sasaferrato]

How do you know?

Even the Eye, no admirer of Cameron, concedes hat it was not true. In fact, Urban seems to be the only place still perpetuating the myth.

Even if it were true, in the grading of Cameron's obscenities, it would be near the bottom of the list.

I would buy a ticket to watch the cunt hanged, drawn and quartered. (I realise that most of you would be too lily-livered to go, but I would report back.)

I realised to my horror the other day, that an eviscerated person bothers me less than an eviscerated animal.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Wherever you sit on this, this is the most magnificent self-own by Bastani

Evelyn Glennie is adamant that it was 'stupid woman'. So incidentally is Mrs Sas, who doesn't have a political bone in her body.

Oh, and the professional lipreader on the ITV News tonight also said 'stupid woman'.

She is a stupid woman, in more ways than one. Had Corbyn admitted what he had done, apologised and moved on, it would be forgotten by tomorrow. He chose to lie instead.

 

[chilango]

Even the Eye, no admirer of Cameron, concedes hat it was not true. In fact, Urban seems to be the only place still perpetuating the myth.

Even if it were true, in the grading of Cameron's obscenities, it would be near the bottom of the list.

I would buy a ticket to watch the cunt hanged, drawn and quartered. (I realise that most of you would be too lily-livered to go, but I would report back.)

I realised to my horror the other day, that an eviscerated person bothers me less than an eviscerated animal.

To be honest what's important about "piggate" is not whether he actually did it, but that people believed he is the type of person who could done it.

Just as in this case the shit might stick because it's easy to believe Corbyn is the type of person could've said "stupid woman" even if in this particular incident he might have said "stupid people"

 

[killer b]

Evelyn Glennie is adamant that it was 'stupid woman'. So incidentally is Mrs Sas, who doesn't have a political bone in her body.

Oh, and the professional lipreader on the ITV News tonight also said 'stupid woman'.

She is a stupid woman, in more ways than one. Had Corbyn admitted what he had done, apologised and moved on, it would be forgotten by tomorrow. He chose to lie instead.

I'm not very interested in that argument, I was posting it so everyone could laugh at Aaron Bastani - read the link he's given as evidence of the lipreader's credentials.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I'm not very interested in that argument, I was posting it so everyone could laugh at Aaron Bastani - read the link he's given as evidence of the lipreader's credentials.

That's funny as fuck.

However, the CPS launched a review of her role and told Newsnight that "the Crown Prosecution Service has decided not to rely on Jessica Rees as a prosecution witness in current or future cases."

BBC NEWS | Programmes | Newsnight | CPS drops So Solid expert witness

 

[Sasaferrato]

I'm not very interested in that argument, I was posting it so everyone could laugh at Aaron Bastani - read the link he's given as evidence of the lipreader's credentials.

Genuine LOL! Shot himself in both feet I think.