Is Brexit actually going to happen?

[teuchter]

He had trainers on, not walking boots. I noted.

 

[SpookyFrank]

In the Brave New World of rad-lib "socialism", there will no be no more cultures, nations, or any other distinct geographical identities. The entire planet will be divided up into equally-sized portions labelled with a "logical" sequence of letters and numbers, devised purely for administrative purposes. Any and all objections to this are of course racist.

Redutio ad absurdem of the month award goes to...

 

[Wilf]

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The long quite short walk to freedom.

 

[Pickman's model]

The long quite short walk to freedom.

The long bus ride to westminster

 

[Pickman's model]

He had trainers on, not walking boots. I noted.

Flogged the walking boots already, advertising works

 

[killer b]

I wonder if anything will be heard from the march for brexit, now the launch is over?

 

[Pickman's model]

I wonder if anything will be heard from the march for brexit, now the launch is over?

Today 13 marchers, lost in rural England, were rescued after taking a wrong turning out of Middlesborough. They are all suffering from hypothermia

 

[Yossarian]

"A Lost Marcher - the first so far in 2023 - was today found living in a shack he had built in fenland near King's Lynn. After he was lured out with food, the man assaulted a BBC reporter, believing him to be a Frenchman. After being informed that Brexit negotiations were ongoing, the man returned to the shack and refused to leave."

 

[pesh]

 

[klang]

sorry, what is this march everybody is on about?

 

[SpookyFrank]

sorry, what is this march everybody is on about?

Four dozen brexit bores walking from Middlesborough to London, to illustrate the fact that some people are never happy even when they get exactly what they wanted.

 

[Sprocket.]

Four dozen brexit bores walking from Middlesborough to London, to illustrate the fact that some people are never happy even when they get exactly what they wanted.

You would expect them to be skipping and whistling all the way.

 

[ska invita]

Four dozen brexit bores walking from Middlesborough to London, to illustrate the fact that some people are never happy even when they get exactly what they wanted.

Tbf brexit might not happen and it's legitimate to try and pressure the commons to make it happen, though the march is probably having the opposite effect, making it look like it will only piss off about a dozen moaners.

 

[andysays]

Master of ironic understatement:

Brexit: Jeremy Hunt says a 'lot more work' needed to get deal through

 

[Pickman's model]

Master of ironic understatement:

Brexit: Jeremy Hunt says a 'lot more work' needed to get deal through

like a different deal for starters

 

[Pickman's model]

Tbf brexit might not happen and it's legitimate to try and pressure the commons to make it happen, though the march is probably having the opposite effect, making it look like it will only piss off about a dozen moaners.

there'll be more than a dozen people moaning about auld farage somewhere in the countryside even as we speak, if they still have over a dozen.

 

[CRI]

No surprises here:


Although he forgot to add at the end, "for me and my investments," and he had plenty of free characters, too!

 

[CRI]

Interesting piece here about this loathsome man.

The Chaotic Triumph of Arron Banks, the “Bad Boy of Brexit”

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Tbf brexit might not happen and it's legitimate to try and pressure the commons to make it happen, though the march is probably having the opposite effect, making it look like it will only piss off about a dozen moaners.

Definitely. Let's see how many make it all the way. My fear would be that there will be a final confrontation between the BMB lot and the PV lot. Idiots dressed in England flags vs idiots dressed in EU flags. I'm in neither camp, but I would want to voice my opposition to brainlessly crashing out.

 

[DotCommunist]

A land battle version of the thames naval engagement where geldof's flotilla of hope clashed with farage's hate barges. Naked Remain Oxford Right Wing Economist to referee

 

[ohmyliver]

The Battle of Portaloo

*eta*
also

geldof's flotilla of hope clashed with farage's hate barges

Sounds like something from a Warhammer 21C expansion pack.

 

[CRI]

Complete coincidence that this airhead has agreed to vote in favour of May's "deal," I'm sure.

£21.7 million for North Cheshire Garden Village announced by Chancellor Philip Hammond

The £21.7 million will be spent on road improvement works, utilities update and remediation.

The cash injection – the second in as many months – was announced today, Wednesday, by Chancellor Philip Hammond in his Spring Statement to Parliament.

Tatton MP Esther McVey welcomed the announcement saying ensuring infrastructure was in place is key.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Complete coincidence that this airhead has agreed to vote in favour of May's "deal," I'm sure.

£21.7 million for North Cheshire Garden Village announced by Chancellor Philip Hammond

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TBF that's been in the pipeline for sometime, it was one of the 14 garden village schemes announced by Government back in January 2017.

 

[CRI]

TBF that's been in the pipeline for sometime, it was one of the 14 garden village schemes announced by Government back in January 2017.

Oh, that's fine then.

 

[Wilf]

Today 13 marchers, lost in rural England, were rescued after taking a wrong turning out of Middlesborough. They are all suffering from hypothermia

They were last heard of at the Blue Bell in Acklam, a fairly anonymous boozer in the south of the town. Thought they might have ended up in one of the town centre pubs, particularly the 2 were the fash have met up in before demos.

 

[Ranbay]

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TOLD YOU

 

[cupid_stunt]

PM's office is not happy that they didn't have any notice of what the Speaker was going to say, oh dear.

 

[Pickman's model]

PM's office is not happy that they didn't have any notice of what the Speaker was going to say, oh dear.

everyone's happy in P'sM's office

 

[CRI]

Well, third time won't be lucky for May, looks like.

 

[butchersapron]

Well, third time won't be lucky for May, looks like.

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Airhead