Is Brexit actually going to happen?

[Smokeandsteam]

Well, they say that when both sides strongly criticise a deal, it could be a sign that it's fair. Or it could be a sign that it's utter shit and whoever came up with it should be ashamed of themselves.

Unfortunately, I don’t have the ability to critique and opine on something I haven’t actually read. This doesn’t seem to apply to others however.

Given the hysterically pompous reaction of the hard core EU Neo Lib fanclub and the deranged fury from the loyalists and Tory loons we can guess that the deal doesn’t go far enough for either side. What a shock eh

 

[Supine]

I reckon first resignation by 5pm. In time for the six o'clock news but after the 2pm meeting.

 

[Pickman's model]

Unfortunately, I don’t have the ability to critique and opine on something I haven’t actually read

That's a pity. Everyone else does. An example: it is a truth universally acknowledged that I cannot stand Jane austen and will never read her despite never having actually opened one of her books.

 

[Pickman's model]

I reckon first resignation by 5pm. In time for the six o'clock news but after the 2pm meeting.

Hope something happens before my elevenses

 

[danny la rouge]

No, on the Web page not the front page

It’s my age. When someone says “newspaper” I still immediately think “paper edition”, even though I haven’t read a physical paper in ages.

 

[Ranbay]

You've just been holding off from having tea so you could say that

Was playing Squash init.

 

[danny la rouge]

I was hoping we could stop talking about Brexit now. But no, Radio Scotland is having a Brexit Phone In.

I’m having a Radio Turn Off.

 

[Mr Retro]

In normal times we’d be looking forward to PMQ’s today. But Corbyn will probably let her off by asking about bus routes or something else currently critical to him

 

[butchersapron]

In normal times we’d be looking forward to PMQ’s today. But Corbyn will probably let her off by asking about bus routes or something else currently critical to him

Would we? I tell you what, having money in brixton certainly does do stuff to you. Stuff critical to you maybe.

 

[Wilf]

In normal times we’d be looking forward to PMQ’s today. But Corbyn will probably let her off by asking about bus routes or something else currently critical to him

He probably should and will stay on brexit. But now wouldn't be a bad time to do a 'meanwhile in Britain... food banks... bedroom tax... sanctions' question.

 

[danny la rouge]

I’m just back from Tesco. No looting.

 

[Pickman's model]

In normal times we’d be looking forward to PMQ’s today. But Corbyn will probably let her off by asking about bus routes or something else currently critical to him

Quoted for posterity so we can laugh at you

 

[krtek a houby]

I’m just back from Tesco. No looting.

Stockpiling?

 

[DotCommunist]

theres a reaction that sums up priorities. I saw it a few weeks ago on the twitterbox 'well Brexit is happening but Corbyn seems to care more about sue from basingstokes bus fares' . This mute incomprehension and political narcissism why you lost lads.

 

[brogdale]

Would we? I tell you what, having money in brixton certainly does do stuff to you. Stuff critical to you maybe.

Woman on radio the other day...10 weeks of no UC meant that she couldn't afford bus fares for her kids to get to school...worried about being done for truancy etc.
Bet she voted Leave, the bigot.

 

[danny la rouge]

Stockpiling?

A loaf and a dozen eggs.

 

[Mr Retro]

He probably should and will stay on brexit. But now wouldn't be a bad time to do a 'meanwhile in Britain... food banks... bedroom tax... sanctions' question.

He should stay on Brexit but as usual will lob up nice easy to bat back, unanswered questions. He won’t manage to pin May down and make her squirm. Unfortunately.

 

[Wilf]

A loaf and a dozen eggs.

Anything but a Lion on them eggs and you ain't coming back through customs matey.
#keepalbionsalmonellafree

 

[Sprocket.]

A loaf and a dozen eggs.

Topical French toast I surmise?

 

[Pickman's model]

Topical French toast I surmise?

cheese sarnies and a dozen egged politicians

 

[danny la rouge]

Anything but a Lion on them eggs and you ain't coming back through customs matey.
#keepalbionsalmonellafree

 

[danny la rouge]

Topical French toast I surmise?

My two daughters and the eldest’s boyfriend are staying. When they eventually get up (at the crack of noon, no doubt), I’ll probably do scrambled eggs and toast.

 

[DotCommunist]

I see blair has issued forth words again, not as one might think to condemn the labour parties enemies but rather to slag off corbyn. Big tone. lol.

 

[Pickman's model]

I see blair has issued forth words again, not as one might think to condemn the labour parties enemies but rather to slag off corbyn. Big tone. lol.

it's not too late for him to sway the british publick by announcing a hard brexit is in the country's best interests

 

[Wilf]

I see blair has issued forth words again, not as one might think to condemn the labour parties enemies but rather to slag off corbyn. Big tone. lol.

If only we'd had a dodgy dossier, this whole brexit thing would have been gone in a flash.

 

[Pickman's model]

If only we'd had a dodgy dossier, this whole brexit thing would have been gone in a flash.

if only he'd said the eu can chuck us out at 45 minutes notice

 

[Ranbay]

A bad deal is better than no deal then i guess?

 

[Sprocket.]

My two daughters and the eldest’s boyfriend are staying. When they eventually get up (at the crack of noon, no doubt), I’ll probably do scrambled eggs and toast.

Just in time for the first Tory resignations.

 

[Sprocket.]

Honestly though this could be a tense day for me.
Given the state of my prostate I may well piss my pants.

 

[Wilf]

So, cabinet meets at 2.00, conscription introduced by 5.00. I'm 57 and have a bad back, so I hope I'll miss it. If not I'll pretend I'm in a reserved occupation, like webdesigner or wellness guru.