I'm so bored, can I please be in the government?

[mojo pixy]

No I know I haven't actually been elected by anyone, but I think I'd be rather good at it. So can I be foreign secretary or something? I'm happy to be ennobled if necessary.

Oh go on!

 

[Serge Forward]

Have you got an ermine cape? If so, you'll be a shoe in.

 

[moochedit]

No I know I haven't actually been elected by anyone, but I think I'd be rather good at it. So can I be foreign secretary or something? I'm happy to be ennobled if necessary.

Oh go on!

Have you ever fucked a pig?

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[Voley]

No I know I haven't actually been elected by anyone, but I think I'd be rather good at it. So can I be foreign secretary or something? I'm happy to be ennobled if necessary.

Oh go on!

In thr current political climate, this counts as a highly persuasive argument. You've got my vote.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I'd fucking love to be a peer. Roll up around lunchtime, sink five or six subsidised beers or wines, slope off to the chamber and snooze it off, trouser a couple of hundred quid. It's a lifestyle I could get in to.

 

[mojo pixy]

I think since my political experience is next to zero and therefore a literal order of magnitude better than any of the other possible candidates, not to appoint me instead of any of them looks like an act of national harm approaching the treasonous.

The king is bound to be furious when he learns of this criminal negligence

 

[Fez909]

How strong are your opinions?

 

[pbsmooth]

you need to have at least 5 other jobs paying you a minimum of 200k per year already, and be in the special whatsapp group.

 

[mojo pixy]

you need to have at least 5 other jobs paying you a minimum of 200k per year already, and be in the special whatsapp group.

ffs I knew there had to be something I'd overlooked

 

[Chilli.s]

I'd fucking love to be a peer. Roll up around lunchtime, sink five or six subsidised beers or wines, slope off to the chamber and snooze it off, trouser a couple of hundred quid. It's a lifestyle I could get in to.

This is the job for me, I bet the expense of a first class travel there and back would be covered too, and a home office setup with all the trimmings

 

[A380]

This is the job for me, I bet the expense of a first class travel there and back would be covered too, and a home office setup with all the trimmings

Nah, the Home Office is a bit rubbish. Just a modern open plan office block with not enough meeting rooms, although the canteen isn't bad. The place to be is the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, that's proper posh.

 

[Chilli.s]

Nah, the Home Office is a bit rubbish. Just a modern open plan office block with not enough meeting rooms, although the canteen isn't bad. The place to be is the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, that's proper posh.

Not the Home Office, an office at home, latest teck, fast internet, comfy chairs, antique desk etc

 

[A380]

Not the Home Office, an office at home, latest teck, fast internet, comfy chairs, antique desk etc