hot air baboon
Well-Known Member
yeah but he's got us ! 
I'm off to prison soon
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Plastic Paddy
Well he's an ex-soldier himself. I'm sure he'll be fine.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
That's uncalled for. At least, he may prevent a few.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Twat.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
You say it so more eloquently than me.
Buckaroo
Donkey piss and tractors
Yes it's uncalled for. Prison suicide is endemic.
Rise in prison suicides is not surprising - even overcrowded jails can be lonely
Is that eloquent enough for you?
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Buckaroo
Donkey piss and tractors
WouldBe
Dislicksick
There was an ad in our local paper for a G4S prison officer. Starting salary £19,600 rising to £24K
likesfish
You can't park here sir
Well back on the it wait to get a visit.
Prison was interesting not a place you'd want to do a sentence but seemed a lot safer and less chaotic than some hostels I worked at .
Staff seemed to enjoy the job some were shockingly young newest member of staff was 60 So hope for me yet.
So now I have an interview followed by vetting
Prison was interesting not a place you'd want to do a sentence but seemed a lot safer and less chaotic than some hostels I worked at .
Staff seemed to enjoy the job some were shockingly young newest member of staff was 60 So hope for me yet.
So now I have an interview followed by vetting
ice-is-forming
With dignified ease and grace..
I was working in the jail for a bit. Not a warden but offender rehabilitation support. So going in and connecting with people who would need extra support when exiting. Pick them up on release day and help them get their dole, licences home sorted in the first day then keep working with people for the first few months... until they had good supports in place.
It was okay, very rewarding. That position has been scrapped now because of cut backs so I still work with a lot of people who've left jail but don't have to go in that often now. Which is cool because as Mrs q says.. it's pretty ugly in jail atm. Our local jail is three up in each cell, even in resi and there's been a smoking ban for over two years now.
It was okay, very rewarding. That position has been scrapped now because of cut backs so I still work with a lot of people who've left jail but don't have to go in that often now. Which is cool because as Mrs q says.. it's pretty ugly in jail atm. Our local jail is three up in each cell, even in resi and there's been a smoking ban for over two years now.
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Hope you did your best Mr Mackay impersonation.
Cornichon
Member
so who wants to volunteer for anal cavity searching practice
I always thought they woldn't really do that...
I mean.... urgh...
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
It's the equivalent of a mobile phone holster so needs must. Hopefully there's an ample supply of poppers.
likesfish
You can't park here sir
they have some sort of special chair with scanners to pick them up if you try to hide them that way
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
so who wants to volunteer for anal cavity searching practice
Yeah, go on then, bend over.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
The geezer I had a part in getting sent down is in Lewes. Mind you, he's probably quite happy to stay locked in his cell.
likesfish
You can't park here sir
good news more vacancies
Brighton ‘wheeler dealer’ and corrupt prison officers jailed for smuggling drugs and phones into Lewes
He said that Bridger, who was suspended from his job, and Taylor, who was no longer a prison officer, that this was a “grave breach of your obligations of your job”.
The judge told the pair: “Your obligations were – to put it crudely – to warehouse people who are in the prison system and to do so fairly properly and reasonably and to take part in the rehabilitation process.
“It remains an absolute obligation on all prison officers … to provide protection for people in society from people in prison but to protect people in prison from others and any harm they might do themselves.”
It was difficult to envisage any more serious breach of your obligations, he said, as he highlighted Bridger’s “cockiness” just before he was “caught red-handed” and even during his trial.
“Could there have been a worse case? The conclusion I reached is that there couldn’t have been.”
He told Taylor: “You didn’t really care what was in the packages.
“Like Mr Bridger you are a very greedy person with no moral compass whatsoever and you must pay the price for that.”
fuckwits must remember no pringles in my pack lunch
Brighton ‘wheeler dealer’ and corrupt prison officers jailed for smuggling drugs and phones into Lewes
He said that Bridger, who was suspended from his job, and Taylor, who was no longer a prison officer, that this was a “grave breach of your obligations of your job”.
The judge told the pair: “Your obligations were – to put it crudely – to warehouse people who are in the prison system and to do so fairly properly and reasonably and to take part in the rehabilitation process.
“It remains an absolute obligation on all prison officers … to provide protection for people in society from people in prison but to protect people in prison from others and any harm they might do themselves.”
It was difficult to envisage any more serious breach of your obligations, he said, as he highlighted Bridger’s “cockiness” just before he was “caught red-handed” and even during his trial.
“Could there have been a worse case? The conclusion I reached is that there couldn’t have been.”
He told Taylor: “You didn’t really care what was in the packages.
“Like Mr Bridger you are a very greedy person with no moral compass whatsoever and you must pay the price for that.”
fuckwits must remember no pringles in my pack lunch
UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
They will have fun inside then.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
they have some sort of special chair with scanners to pick them up if you try to hide them that way
The BOSS chair I think it is called.
It looks something like this:
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
likesfish
You can't park here sir
That is the bare minimum of the job which the prison service has been failing at due to cuts which means lack of staff which leads to officers going sick and theres no agency for screws so you get a vicious circle which ends in a riot when prisoners cant take anymore.
Thats why they are recuiting massively so you can do more than just warehouse prisoners.
Thats why they are recuiting massively so you can do more than just warehouse prisoners.
And, despite it being well known that staff corruption is one of the leading sources of drug availability (and always has been), made easier by novel psychoactives, most of the discourse remains on disrupting mobile phone signals (tbf, undoubtedly useful) and drones. I wonder why that is?good news more vacancies
Brighton ‘wheeler dealer’ and corrupt prison officers jailed for smuggling drugs and phones into Lewes
He said that Bridger, who was suspended from his job, and Taylor, who was no longer a prison officer, that this was a “grave breach of your obligations of your job”.
Is it?
I admire your optimism, but I'm not sold that this govt is genuinely gunning for more than 'humane warehousing'. Under Grayling and Gove there was a policy decision to remove all POs from therapeutic roles, meaning that plenty of POs with 10, 15, 20 years of delivering interventions (AND knowing how to navigate the prison system) were pulled from their posts and put on turnkey duties. Whilst enthusiastic 20 year old graduates, paid £16k and with no familiarity with prisons, came in to do their jobs. I'm not sold that POs are best placed to lead therapeutic groups; but nor am I convinced that this was much more than an ideological move - contracting, privatising, and cheapening therapeutic functions. (Whilst PO numbers were being slashed).
Truss' response to Grayling's reforms (in the Reform Prisons white paper) was pretty withering; but the govt's stated response was to reduce state accountability by giving governors more accountability. IDK. I've heard some optimistic notes about reform prisons. But also a broader cynicism that this is responsibility-shifting. (And the national roll-out seems to have been paused, if not entirely stopped, following the election...)
cozmikbrew
Bass case
Nothing much to add to this other than,i fucking hate screws,make of that what you will,nearly as much as cops,its a thin line
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