friedaweed
Me and me girl named Jane
With Scottish Independence devilishly close now I have decided to acknowledge my ancestry and join the struggle. I will be heading to Falkirk Scottish Jihadist Training Camp (Travelodge on the High Street) on Friday night where I hope to be radicalized by imbibing ten pints of 80' and sleeping on a belly full of deep fried food by 11pm. Can someone recommend a decent pub and chippy in Falky where my scouseness wont get me glassed by the local Begbie?
After my initial training I have secured a safe house to carry out my further skirmishes from the Highland village of Garve just outside Strathpeffer. I shall be in combat mode for 7 days (Until my cottage booking expires). I will then be slipping back into Babylon via Berwik Upon Tweed (Travelodge room £45) and cleaning my passport on Sunday next week.
Can any local Highland Mujaheddin advise me on any good skirmishes worthy of my undertaking. I have an 8' spinning rod and a guillie kettle and lots of cash to pump into this Holy War. I am very much interested in places of historic interest and stone circles and hippy shit like that.
Your recommendations of places to score rations and good photographs to send back to the Kafir to immortalize my Jihad would be very much appreciated.
* FAO The British Secret Services. I is just going on holiday really and do not require a rubber glove experience on return to Cheshire.
After my initial training I have secured a safe house to carry out my further skirmishes from the Highland village of Garve just outside Strathpeffer. I shall be in combat mode for 7 days (Until my cottage booking expires). I will then be slipping back into Babylon via Berwik Upon Tweed (Travelodge room £45) and cleaning my passport on Sunday next week.
Can any local Highland Mujaheddin advise me on any good skirmishes worthy of my undertaking. I have an 8' spinning rod and a guillie kettle and lots of cash to pump into this Holy War. I am very much interested in places of historic interest and stone circles and hippy shit like that.
Your recommendations of places to score rations and good photographs to send back to the Kafir to immortalize my Jihad would be very much appreciated.
* FAO The British Secret Services. I is just going on holiday really and do not require a rubber glove experience on return to Cheshire.