Anti-lockdown ratlicker radges have 'seized' Edinburgh Castle!

[weepiper]

Christ there's more:



Total Stu-Anon bammery. The copper though waits through incomprehensible breathless rant 'right, no worries. So...'

 

[two sheds]

The copper though waits through incomprehensible breathless rant 'right, no worries. So...'

He knew that they didn't stand under him though

 

[weepiper]

She has personally put Iain Livingstone under notice at Tulliallan police station you know.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Feast your eyes (and ears) on this (there's a Facebook video).



Poor bemused blue hiviz laddie

I'm pretty sure I saw this definitely-jumped-the-shark episode of Hamish Macbeth

 

[DaveCinzano]

Christ there's more:



Total Stu-Anon bammery. The copper though waits through incomprehensible breathless rant 'right, no worries. So...'

The exact moment his brain catches up with her we are sovereign beings...we stand under common law babble

 

[hitmouse]

She has personally put Iain Livingstone under notice at Tulliallan police station you know.

I think I had some of his books when I were a kid.

Are they going to have to fight the warlock of Edinburgh Castle now?

 

[weepiper]

(He's the Chief Constable of Police Scotland, for viewers in England)

 

[hitmouse]

Christ there's more:



Total Stu-Anon bammery. The copper though waits through incomprehensible breathless rant 'right, no worries. So...'

Of course the original uploader had "ofthefamily" in the middle of their facebook name. Of fucking course they did.

 

[kittyP]

(He's the Chief Constable of Police Scotland, for viewers in England)

Who? The Warlock?

 

[danny la rouge]

(He's the Chief Constable of Police Scotland, for viewers in England)

(And Tulliallan is not where he actually is. He’s in Stirling. It’s just Tulliallan is a castle and looks good on the headed notepaper).

 

[weepiper]

Who. The Warlock?

No. Maybe they could fight the Governor of Edinburgh Castle though? He's got some form.

New Edinburgh Castle governor is Robert the Bruce descendant

Maj General Alastair Bruce said it was a huge privilege to take on the role of governor at Edinburgh Castle.

www.google.com

 

[skyscraper101]

First Kabul, now Edinburgh

 

[glitch hiker]

hmm so this is Freedom of the land ballocks

I've supplied a document to the government so i'm resolved of all responsibility or repercussions

kinda sad sure the women and people are attempting to look after their community and country

but believes enough of this pull this shite

I think the correct form is to put up a tariff of your fees on your front door or gate so that incoming persons (aka corporate fictions) will know how much they have to pay to knock at your door. I see no reason why such a thing would ever fail...

 

[maomao]

I was very close to the castle a couple of hours ago. Luckily I saw none of this bollocks.

 

[two sheds]

Instigator

 

[Ax^]

surely the manage to hold the castle with the magna carter by now

 

[scifisam]

"Edinburgh Castle is under siege," she says, as tourists stroll past.

 

[DaveCinzano]

"Edinburgh Castle is under siege," she says, as tourists stroll past.

The Steven Seagal career reboot we never asked for

 

[A380]

(And Tulliallan is not where he actually is. He’s in Stirling. It’s just Tulliallan is a castle and looks good on the headed notepaper).

Tulliallen is home to the Police Scotland HQ snd training college.

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[danny la rouge]

Tulliallen is home to the Police Scotland HQ snd training college.

Indeed. But it’s really only the training college.

 

[krtek a houby]

First Kabul, now Edinburgh

Send John Simpson in

 

[dessiato]

I managed a minute and a half of Janie breathlessly telling us they’ve seized the castle. Do they get as far as the gift shop? Do they seize any fridge magnets or bags of Edinburgh rock? Because I was tiring of the courtyard being seized.

Minute and a half is a minute and twenty seconds more than I managed.

 

[tim]

It doesn't at all

Are you claiming she suffered in vain?

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Another glorious Freeman victory

 

[marty21]

Feast your eyes (and ears) on this (there's a Facebook video).



Poor bemused blue hiviz laddie

She sounds a lot like Jane Godley , surely she has done a parody video by now!

 

[equationgirl]

Janey Godley got me through lockdown, she's brilliant.

Unlike these freemen of the land twats.

 

[Ax^]

but who was the english dude

 

[cupid_stunt]

I had missed this thread, I'll copy this over from the main FoL thread...

The Edinburgh News has come up with an interesting take on it.

Mind you, castle-storming is not what it once was. Back in the day, you needed to tool up before taking on the battlements. The guys inside would have locked the gates and would be firing sharp pointy things at you. Very hot oil would be poured down on your head and I’m not referring to the lavender-scented scalp-massage variety. Health and safety was not a priority.

Modern storming would seem to be steaming past the ticket office, brushing off the hi-vis jacket wearing custodians (who are all lovely) and then honking about the place like over-excited geese. We should be grateful. This modern army was seizing the castle for the people, by lawful means, although I suppose technically not stumping up the entrance fee isn’t lawful.

Good that they brushed up on the law before setting out. Sadly, though, it was the wrong law. They wittered on about Article 61 of the Magna Carta, which was signed in 1215 in England by an English king.

These Scottish patriots seemed to be unaware that Scotland was literally another country at the time. Next time they may want to quote something more relevant, like Section 15, Paragraph 15.1, Subsection 15.1.1, Clause 5 (b) of the Terms and Conditions for their Hoover warranty.

Protesters who 'seized' Edinburgh Castle chose the wrong month not to get laughed at – Susan Morrison

As lockdown eases, we seem to be going a little bit mad and angry.

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

 

[Orang Utan]

Christ there's more:



Total Stu-Anon bammery. The copper though waits through incomprehensible breathless rant 'right, no worries. So...'

She keeps repeating the same things but in slightly different order each time
as if she’s reaching for a magic combination of secret words that will in an instant desolve then government’s control over us.
I kept think that her fella might be DexterTCN but he’s too quiet and small and I doubt Dexter would let a woman talk over him like that