How much to send a parcel to the moon?

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This chap was next door, but he said he was fucked if he was signing for it, he thinks his neighbour, the Soup Dragon, is a cunt

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If anyone can knit they could make their own clanger family. I used to have a hand-knitted one as a kid - sadly it got lost at some point.