Hedgeparties and rainstorms don't mix...

[mains]

bit late but thanks to pk for all the hard work, nice one

 

[Maggot]

I have an idea who the condom user was

 

[red rose]

there was only one? not much use for a condom if its only one person

specially if it was a girlie

I crack myself up I really do

Gergl, blagsta did call me a goth as we were getting on the bus

 

[the B]

there was only one? not much use for a condom if its only one person

specially if it was a girlie

I crack myself up I really do

Gergl, blagsta did call me a goth as we were getting on the bus

But....but...you are a goth

 

[red rose]

and you're 5'4", max

 

[the B]

and you're 5'4", max

And you're 4'5", max

Goth

 

[JTG]

Why are you calling each other Max?

 

[the B]

Why are you calling each other Max?

Alright max, fancy a PC Vodka?

 

[JTG]

Alright max, fancy a PC Vodka?

No ta, gratuitously sexist vodka for me.

 

[_pH_]

I had a satsuma but I think I ended giving most of it to someone else because I realised I really was in no mood for breakfast.

Ah yes, that was pk 'dealing' in citrus fruit

 

[DaveCinzano]

Speaking of condoms, the Greek mascots for the Olympic games apparently look like them.

oi!

canuck!

when you gonna get yer arse to an urbanites?!

 

[the B]

Do you reckon JC is called max too, max?

I don't think I'll ever get to meet the JC2 sadly...interesting as it would be.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

oi!

canuck!

when you gonna get yer arse to an urbanites?!

Yes.

I can't give a specific date: it would depend on work and finances.

But it's my intention to have a pint at that bar that everyone talks about, can't recall the name; starts with 'L'.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Do you reckon JC is called max too, max?

I don't think I'll ever get to meet the JC2 sadly...interesting as it would be.

Why: you planning on kicking the bucket sometime soon?

I'm not...

 

[the B]

Why: you planning on kicking the bucket sometime soon?

I'm not...

Yeah actually, I am - why?

You got something against those who are planning on kicking the bucket

But really, I just didn't think you'd ever be popping over to these rainy shores...

 

[DaveCinzano]

Yes.

I can't give a specific date: it would depend on work and finances.

But it's my intention to have a pint at that bar that everyone talks about, can't recall the name; starts with 'L'.

l'albert?

l'hedge?

l'hobgoblin?

l'birbeck?

or maybe you intend to grace sunny ol' brizzle with your maple syrup... l'hillgrove?

 

[_pH_]

Laydeez an' gennelmen! We proudly present (at fucking last!) _pH_'s hedge pics!

I hope this fucking works...took me ages.

Edit: Usual gubbins applies. If anyone is too embarassed seeing their ugly mug on the net, PM me and I'll blackmail you until you pay me enough to take it down

 

[girasol]

Me: "Would anyone like a tomato?"

Everyone: "Er... no."

That's exactly what happened to my chocolate cakes and my cheesy puffs... How naive of me to bring food to a hedgeparty!

 

[red rose]

Laydeez an' gennelmen! We proudly present (at fucking last!) _pH_'s hedge pics!

I hope this fucking works...took me ages.

Edit: Usual gubbins applies. If anyone is too embarassed seeing their ugly mug on the net, PM me and I'll blackmail you until you pay me enough to take it down

everyone looks like they're having a great time dont they?

Wilted rose indeed

 

[Kameron]

You only found two?

Yeah, I though that number a little low but may be the others when a little further from the hedge due to their users not being quite so desperate

That's exactly what happened to my chocolate cakes and my cheesy puffs... How naive of me to bring food to a hedgeparty!

No one offered me tomatoes or cake, but pop corn did go down a treat. I really regreted not saying yes to han's quiche about 20 minuets after because I was suddenly hungry

I notice a total of one photo of me asleep in the extreme background

 

[DaveCinzano]

I really regreted not saying yes to han's quiche about 20 minuets after because I was suddenly hungry

lordy!

i'd forgotten about the quiche.

i feel hungry now

han, can you pm me some scrummy flan please?

 

[girasol]

Yeah, I though that number a little low but may be the others when a little further from the hedge due to their users not being quite so desperate



No one offered me tomatoes or cake, but pop corn did go down a treat. I really regreted not saying yes to han's quiche about 20 minuets after because I was suddenly hungry

I notice a total of one photo of me asleep in the extreme background

Oh, yes, we had some popcorn, didn't we? I forgot about that!

 

[Cloo]

Have photos, but only lo-tech. May try and scan them online this weekend!

 

[Numbers]

Who is the utterly gorgeous woman in the Go Girl photo....

 

[ChrisFilter]

Who is the utterly gorgeous woman in the Go Girl photo....

fuzzy

 

[Numbers]

fuzzy

cheers Chris


<goes off to do a search for fuzzy posts to make sure I've never been rude>

 

[ChrisFilter]

hehe, it isn't fuzzy, sorry

 

[Numbers]

hehe, it isn't fuzzy, sorry

And I thought we were friends too....no hug for you ya cnut...

 

[ChrisFilter]

And I thought we were friends too....no hug for you ya cnut...

fine, I'll hug myself then

 

[Corax]

Who is the utterly gorgeous woman in the Go Girl photo....

That's me.