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Hedgeparties and rainstorms don't mix...

Bitten to buggery, me. And scratched. :(

Iemanja - lovely to meet you, but I was well and truly out there and probably just babbled... Next time we must have a proper chat. :)

Edit: And how come I didn't meet rorymac? :confused: :(
 
Corax said:
There were a lot of horizontal people at the time, despite SZC kicking a fair few of 'em. :D
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i wasnt asleep. i must have been dancing or somewhere else in some drug fueled haze. :D
 
Mation said:
Bitten to buggery, me. And scratched. :(

Iemanja - lovely to meet you, but I was well and truly out there and probably just babbled... Next time we must have a proper chat. :)
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Thanks for the facial wipes - it was a sweaty night and that freshened me up. :)
 
pinkmonkey said:
Thanks for the facial wipes - it was a sweaty night and that freshened me up. :)
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Welcome. :)

Facial wipes, hamster-dispensed turtle, tomatoes, :confused: handwash. I came prepared! :D
 
Talking of which, next time I come to a meet, I must try not to look quite such a shitheap after 3 hours travelling...
 
TopCat said:
How are your legs and arse? I still can't get the gorse spikes that have snapped off in my arse out...

The ones in my legs are getting infected and I realise now that I provided food for every mozzie in the area. i have twenty bites on my forehead alone... :D
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I still have a gorse spike in my finger.
 
JTG said:
I seem to have met about 1% of the people who were there :rolleyes:

Anyone who I didn't meet, I have dreads and was wearing the green t shirt with a big yellow smiley on it. Say hello next time 'cos I'm sure I'll never do it if you leave it to me :D
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I remember seeing you and waving, not sure if you remembered me! (I was sitting with Iemanja) Will come over next time...

At least me & Maggot remembered each other ... unlike at the Circle Line ... although he was wearing a rather fetching wig at the time. :)
 
I only twigged that I'd met you already when you were about to leave (I think).

Then I couldn't remember who you were or where we'd met so I stuck yo waving :rolleyes: :D

Next time eh? Ask Fuzzy, he knows it takes a couple of goes for me to get used to people!
 
JTG said:
I seem to have met about 1% of the people who were there :rolleyes:

Anyone who I didn't meet, I have dreads and was wearing the green t shirt with a big yellow smiley on it. Say hello next time 'cos I'm sure I'll never do it if you leave it to me :D
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I think you were on the same bus/tube as me on the way back. I was the bloke with the skinhead, sunglasses and loud shirt.
 
Blagsta said:
I think you were on the same bus/tube as me on the way back. I was the bloke with the skinhead, sunglasses and loud shirt.
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Aha. Asked everyone at the bus stop whether they were ever a goth or not?

Hello Blagsta :)
 
JTG said:
Next time eh? Ask Fuzzy, he knows it takes a couple of goes for me to get used to people!
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you're getting there now though. i've had shaved hair, longer hair and a hat on now when you've met me. next time it may be instant recognition. unless i grow a beard. ;)
 
Mation said:
Me: "Would anyone like a tomato?"

Everyone: "Er... no."

:D
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I was starving... I would have greedily eaten all of your tomatoes if I'd known you had some.

Ta for the wet wipes, though :)
 
I had a satsuma but I think I ended giving most of it to someone else because I realised I really was in no mood for breakfast.
 
Maggot said:
The story started with this: .....

Which is clearly a joke. The joke carried on, and I thought the logical conclusion would be a wedding. I also thought the idea of a lovely, foxy, young girl like SubZeroCat marrying a scruffy, overweight, underachiever who's old enough to be her dad is so absurd, it would be quite amusing. And what better place than a hedge party?

Have you seen the pictures?
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Yeah I have Maggot. :) Just wondered how it came about. Ta for enlightening us all but I'll hear no more of this scruffy/overweight/underacheiver talk ya hear!?
 
So who did the shagging?

There were two condoms near the hedge....

They looked used - from a safe distance.

:eek:

Filthy.
 
Whoever they are <shakes fist> :mad:
They're a bloody disgrace :mad: *^)*&%^)*&)*)^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

!

Edit .. Come on ..own up ya durty filty articles :)
 
pk said:
So who did the shagging?

There were two condoms near the hedge....

They looked used - from a safe distance.

:eek:

Filthy.
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before people make assumptions, nowt to do with me...

I could have a good guess though :p
 
pk said:
So who did the shagging?

There were two condoms near the hedge....

They looked used - from a safe distance.

:eek:

Filthy.
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Speaking of condoms, the Greek mascots for the Olympic games apparently look like them.

............................................................................................

They have been likened to a pair of post-disaster mutants, an unmentionable part of the male anatomy, condoms, and perhaps worst of all, the Simpsons.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/4-21-2002-16974.asp


http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040726/i/r2717304087.jpg
 
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