Has the Queen died?

[Pickman's model]

i see prince charles is now the duke of edinburgh, which - by the arcane rules of the royal family - means he is now his mother's husband

 

[Argonia]

i see prince charles is now the duke of edinburgh, which - by the arcane rules of the royal family - means he is now his mother's husband

Percy Bysshe Shelley who nobody read in his short lifetime - just like nobody reads me - once wrote a poem about a brother and sister having sex as liberation which even I think is maybe pushing it a bit. That's sad news though - I just tweeted Queenie to ask her for a date. I want to get Justin Welby to marry us in Wesminster Abbey so I can take over the country and kill Thomas More.

 

[Pickman's model]

Percy Bysshe Shelley who nobody read in his short lifetime - just like nobody reads me - once wrote a poem about a brother and sister having sex as liberation which even I think is maybe pushing it a bit. That's sad news though - I just tweeted Queenie to ask her for a date. I want to get Justin Welby to marry us in Wesminster Abbey so I can take over the country and kill Thomas More.

thomas more is already dead, you've missed that particular boat

 

[Argonia]

thomas more is already dead, you've missed that particular boat

OK then I'll kill weapons inspector David Kelly instead when Queenie slips the ring on her sweaty finger and French kisses me in front of billions on BBC News 231.

 

[Pickman's model]

OK then I'll kill weapons inspector David Kelly instead when Queenie slips the ring on her sweaty finger and French kisses me in front of billions on BBC News 231.

that is not dead which can eternal lie
and with strange aeons even death may die

 

[stavros]

i see prince charles is now the duke of edinburgh, which - by the arcane rules of the royal family - means he is now his mother's husband

That does sound odd in such a deep gene pool.

 

[Pickman's model]

That does sound odd in such a deep gene pool.

It seems to prince edward was told he could be d of e next but charles has gone back on it and wants his ma all to himself

It is the lizard way

 

[Spanner]

Judging their age by their posts Spanner is the Old Lie

‘Probably younger than you’ whatever that’s worth. You brought age up, so it must be important to you.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

You'll know when the queen has really snuffed it (assumming you are in the uk) as it'll be all over the media in miniutes. I learned about phil's death from a bbc news app alert. They will likely interupt tv progs as well. So unless you spend every min on here i doubt urban is where you find out when she finally dies.

I learnt about Phil the Greek when Vanessa Feltz's show was abruptly taken off R2 in the middle of Laura Brannigan's "We Are Young," a song I much enjoy. I imagine for Brenda, they'll see fit to ruin the News Quiz, and as that's currently of the air, she's gonna have to hang on in there. Probably till the episode with Mark Steel

 

[stavros]

Hang on for at least two weeks, Ma'am, so as not to fuck up the Olympic coverage.

 

[danny la rouge]

If you’re gonna go you better go now, go now, go now.

 

[Pickman's model]

If you’re gonna go you better go now, go now, go now.

Go on now go
Walk out the door
You're not the fascinating lizard I once thought you were

 

[not-bono-ever]

Queen secretly lobbied Scottish ministers for climate law exemption

Monarch used secretive procedure to become only person in country not bound by a green energy rule

www.theguardian.com

she is dead to me now

 

[Chilli.s]

Queen secretly lobbied Scottish ministers for climate law exemption

Monarch used secretive procedure to become only person in country not bound by a green energy rule

www.theguardian.com

she is dead to me now

this is how she stays so rich, always room for a bit more

 

[brogdale]

Once made, guillotines are pretty much zero carbon; just saying.

 

[Raheem]

Once made, guillotines are pretty much zero carbon; just saying.

Only in combination with composting.

 

[pbsmooth]

I heard she has Buckingham Palace thermostat on 22 all year round

 

[MickiQ]

Mildly disappointed that Sturgeon didn't go for a showdown and railroad it through anyway

 

[Pickman's model]

this is how she stays so rich, always room for a bit more

Fucking make pate de foie gras reine out of her

 

[Chilli.s]

Fucking make pate de foie gras reine out of her

it'd have a bitter aftertaste

 

[Badgers]

Hopefully soon as her selfishness and greed is killing people

Queen secretly lobbied Scottish ministers for climate law exemption | Monarchy | The Guardian

Monarch used secretive procedure to become only person in country not bound by a green energy rule

amp.theguardian.com

 

[moochedit]

I see the makers of family guy have made a new hbo cartoon taking the piss out of the royal family. It'll probably be shit but it's got the royalists frothing with rage on the mail comments!

 

[MickiQ]

Interestingly all bar two of the cast are British and I recognise a lot of the names Orlando Bloom, Iwan Rheon, Alan Cummings, Sophie Turner and Dan Stevens

 

[stavros]

I see the makers of family guy have made a new hbo cartoon taking the piss out of the royal family. It'll probably be shit but it's got the royalists frothing with rage on the mail comments!

Are they going for all of them? Whilst The Windsors on C4 was not bad, I thought it lacked the balls to only make occasional reference to the then alive Phil, and never went after the sainted Brenda.

 

[bluescreen]

More details on London Bridge:

Security operation for Queen’s death includes social media blackouts

Secret documents reveal scale of funeral strategy and government anxieties over resources

www.theguardian.com

 

[Pickman's model]

More details on London Bridge:

Security operation for Queen’s death includes social media blackouts

Secret documents reveal scale of funeral strategy and government anxieties over resources

www.theguardian.com

we need an alternative plan, tentatively codenamed operation garden party, for what we'll do on receipt of this happy news

 

[Yossarian]

The state funeral will be held 10 days after her death and heralded as a “day of national mourning”, but it will not be an official bank holiday. If it falls on a weekday it will be left to the discretion of employers to give their staff the day off, and there will be no substitute day off if it falls on a weekend.

The plans ... contain granular detail such as the potential for public anger if Downing Street cannot lower its flags to half-mast within 10 minutes of the announcement since there is no “flag officer”.

I don't think they have a good understanding of what the public is likely to be angered by.

 

[danny la rouge]

Wait, what, there’s no FUCKING FLAG OFFICER???!!!

 

[MrCurry]

Wait, what, there’s no FUCKING FLAG OFFICER???!!!

No one could have known austerity would bite with such cruel effect.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

The state funeral will be held 10 days after her death and heralded as a “day of national mourning”, but it will not be an official bank holiday. If it falls on a weekday it will be left to the discretion of employers to give their staff the day off, and there will be no substitute day off if it falls on a weekend.

The plans ... contain granular detail such as the potential for public anger if Downing Street cannot lower its flags to half-mast within 10 minutes of the announcement since there is no “flag officer”.

I don't think they have a good understanding of what the public is likely to be angered by.

The public will be angered by whatever the Mail tells them to be angered by.