Urban75 Home About Offline BrixtonBuzz Contact

Has the Queen died?

You'll know when the queen has really snuffed it (assumming you are in the uk) as it'll be all over the media in miniutes. I learned about phil's death from a bbc news app alert. They will likely interupt tv progs as well. So unless you spend every min on here i doubt urban is where you find out when she finally dies.
Even the hopeless Guardian under Katharine Viner might manage to pick up the story after 18 years sending out their muddled up journalists on George Washington and Charles Wesley horses. Owen Jones might pick up the story in the year 4873 - he is probably too busy watching Dustin Hoffman and Robert Redford in All the President's Men to manage to do a stroke of journalism.
 
You'll know when the queen has really snuffed it (assumming you are in the uk) as it'll be all over the media in miniutes. I learned about phil's death from a bbc news app alert. They will likely interupt tv progs as well. So unless you spend every min on here i doubt urban is where you find out when she finally dies.
Yeah will Phil the bubble died they interupted Bargian Hunt. The cunts.
 
Yeah will Phil the bubble died they interupted Bargian Hunt. The cunts.
It was worse than that Ski- they colonised BBC1 and BBC2 simultaneously like Christopher Columbus murdering kind Indians and completely fucked up my viewing of Head Hunters with Rob Beckett. Fortunately the good people of the country kicked off and complained in their millions to the abject BBC.
 
You'll know when the queen has really snuffed it (assumming you are in the uk) as it'll be all over the media in miniutes. I learned about phil's death from a bbc news app alert. They will likely interupt tv progs as well. So unless you spend every min on here i doubt urban is where you find out when she finally dies.
The thread is "is the queen dead?" So I am interested in speculative chat about that. Is she dead and it's being kept under wraps because of the football? Is she I'll and going to die soon? Did she catch covid off a butler?
Obviously I'll know when she is dead and it all goes to press.

Not any general anti monarchy chat and whether the guardian newspaper is any good anymore.
 
The thread is "is the queen dead?" So I am interested in speculative chat about that. Is she dead and it's being kept under wraps because of the football? Is she I'll and going to die soon? Did she catch covid off a butler?
Obviously I'll know when she is dead and it all goes to press.

Not any general anti monarchy chat and whether the guardian newspaper is any good anymore.
What sort of fucking thread would that be? Surely she is either dead or alive? Or are you a believer in Schrodinger's cat? Start a new thread and write "SHE'S NOT DEAD YET" on it and then update it with "SHE IS DEAD" if Owen Jones cracks the story before the much sharper Financial Times break it first. Call it something like "IS THE QUEEN DEAD YET?" to make it different.
 
Rees-Mogg has said that he is higher in rank than the Queen, in terms of Hierarchy.
That's right Serene. We must all curtsy to Mogg and Annunziata when they spot us from their golden carriage in the shit strewn streets of London. We must all have a golden Russian ikon of him on our walls in our dreadful offices and workhouses and we must worship his £150 million fortune in failing pound sterling.
 
One day as I was walking, he went past in his Hansom cab on the way to Westminster. He rolled the window down and he said that I am a cutpurse and an impudent wastrel.
 
This thread was started as a light-hearted attempt to liven up a dull, 2016 pre-Xmas day with a ludicrous attempt at conspiraloonspudery.

What it has become is for posters to determine, but best not to get overly vexed about a throw-away thread, eh?
 
What sort of fucking thread would that be? Surely she is either dead or alive? Or are you a believer in Schrodinger's cat? Start a new thread and write "SHE'S NOT DEAD YET" on it and then update it with "SHE IS DEAD" if Owen Jones cracks the story before the much sharper Financial Times break it first. Call it something like "IS THE QUEEN DEAD YET?" to make it different.
It would be like the 'is prince Phil dead?' thread, and if you were not interested you could talk about other stuff on other threads.

I for instance don't like baked beans or chips, and if I wanted to discuss that I might do it on a 'foods I don't like' thread, rather than an irrelevant but dull thread I felt needed spicing up with my beans opinions.
 
It would be like the 'is prince Phil dead?' thread, and if you were not interested you could talk about other stuff on other threads.

I for instance don't like baked beans or chips, and if I wanted to discuss that I might do it on a 'foods I don't like' thread, rather than an irrelevant but dull thread I felt needed spicing up with my beans opinions.
What do you mean you don't like beans or chips, man? What sort of Frankenstein monster are you? In Japan we had to get special supplies of beans flown in and airdropped by the United Nations like the Berlin Airlfit
 
One day as I was walking, he went past in his Hansom cab on the way to Westminster. He rolled the window down and he said that I am a cutpurse and an impudent wastrel.
No lie - I once saw war criminal Blair in the Queen's carriage near Buck House as I shambled my way to a day out in the ICA and the Churchill War Rooms.
 
No lie - I once saw war criminal Blair in the Queen's carriage near Buck House as I shambled my way to a day out in the ICA and the Churchill War Rooms.
She was probably asking Blair to take Prince Philips driving penalty points for him after the dangerous driving episode in his Land Rover. The Queen couldnt take the points for him as she only drives dangerously on private land.
 
She was probably asking Blair to take Prince Philips driving penalty points for him after the dangerous driving episode in his Land Rover. The Queen couldnt take the points for him as she only drives dangerously on private land.
Exactly right Sereny. They did the Chris Huhne and Vicky Price manoeuvre.

 
What do you mean you don't like beans or chips, man? What sort of Frankenstein monster are you? In Japan we had to get special supplies of beans flown in and airdropped by the United Nations like the Berlin Airlfit
My local supermarket in Japan sold Waitrose essential baked beans for a while. I hate them. I don't need a sugary sauce on my beans. Gross.
 
One day as I was walking, he went past in his Hansom cab on the way to Westminster. He rolled the window down and he said that I am a cutpurse and an impudent wastrel.
Eton's 20 Prime Ministers are a really lovely bunch of feudal lords. Just read about Tallulah Bankhead, who caused a scandal in 1928 when she hosted sex and cocaine parties for Eton schoolboys. An Eton teacher was said to have told her, “We don’t at all mind you taking some of the senior boys over for a smoke or a drink or a little sex on a Sunday afternoon. That doesn’t upset me. What does upset me is you giving them cocaine before chapel.”

Obviously what the Eton teacher objected to was having cocaine BEFORE chapel, not after it.

From:

 
Think Costco's sell the Heinz. The baked beans at the local liquor store are these stodgy Italian ones. Long for Bachelor's or Branston's...
This was aeon. I seem to remember a couple Waitrose essential products, but don't think I bought any. Not crazy expensive, but slightly more so than the Japanese norm. Same as dried pasta etc I suppose.
 
William Keegan of the Guardian under Katharine Viner has managed to get out of his palatial bed made of damask and silk in his Rees Mogg palace in Somerset and pen a little puff piece. The new Voltaire in action.

"The Queen has recognised the achievements of doctors, nurses and ancillary staff by awarding the National Health Service the George Cross. Honours do not come much higher than that."

 
This was aeon. I seem to remember a couple Waitrose essential products, but don't think I bought any. Not crazy expensive, but slightly more so than the Japanese norm. Same as dried pasta etc I suppose.
Gave your music a go. It's not too bad as hymns to Her Majesty go. Bit frenetic for my tastes - I'm a Radigue man. An hour of absolutely nothing happening at all.

 
Every fucking day my Daily Mail pop up informs me what clothes Kate Middleton is wearing. At Wimbledon where she sat in the Royal Box doing such wonderfully hard labour she wore a £695 crepe pink midi dress. The 5.5 million on Universal Credit are all dressed in crap from Primark made in sweatshops in east Asia.

 
Nice to see the Duke of Kent Edward KG GCMG GCVO GC ADC working hard like an Orgreave miner handing out the George Cross to Novak Djokovic at Wimbledon today. Boy does the Duke work hard - it must be agony sitting in the box watching tennis and then having to shake the hands of ball boys. He's the head of 140 charitable organisations so he must be rushed off his feet with all that lying down in bed relaxing which he has to do every day eating toast and marmelade brought to him by David Cameron's Spanish maid Mary Poppins.
 
Last edited:
Back
Top Bottom