Has the Queen died?

[Pickman's model]

this thread should be retitled 'why hasn't the queen died'

 

[steveo87]

'Monarch Death Spiral', surely?

 

[brogdale]

Why the Queen's (non) death is shit ?

 

[Poot]

I have already booked my xmas leave. She'd better hold on until 2020

 

[andysays]

Calling it "The Queen's time is up" would pretty much guarantee her immortality

 

[clicker]

I'm not putting her on my list next year. Which means she will fall off a horse and cark it in June .

 

[Celyn]

I'm not putting her on my list next year. Which means she will fall off a horse and cark it in June .

Long sunshiny days for celebrating.

 

[Pickman's model]

The queen should have two death days as she has two birthdays, the day she actually dies and her official death

 

[stavros]

I might actually watch her Christmas speech this year, having long boycotted in disgust and failed protest at my extended family. With Phil's driving, Andy's issues and being a gullible fuckwit when Johnson came knocking, she's got plenty of material.

 

[danny la rouge]

The queen should have two death days as she has two birthdays, the day she actually dies and her official death

And two funerals. First her official burial. Then the one made necessary by her death from suffocation.

 

[mx wcfc]

I might actually watch her Christmas speech this year, having long boycotted in disgust and failed protest at my extended family. With Phil's driving, Andy's issues and being a gullible fuckwit when Johnson came knocking, she's got plenty of material.

another Annus Horribilis?

 

[Pickman's model]

another Annus Horribilis?

An annus anus, an arsehole of a year

 

[brogdale]

An annus anus, an arsehole of a year

familia horribilis

 

[mx wcfc]

Or an Annus horribilis for an anus horribilis.

 

[stavros]

Her and Phil do it corgi-style.

 

[gosub]

WhatsApp rumours of Queen's death were sparked by Yeovil military drill

 

[Poot]

WILL YOU STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD

My Christmas leave is already looking precarious. If the queen carks it I might as well not have bothered to book it at all - everyone will have the day off.

In fact, booking any leave for the next few years looks like a BIT of a lottery.

 

[brogdale]

WILL YOU STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD

My Christmas leave is already looking precarious. If the queen carks it I might as well not have bothered to book it at all - everyone will have the day off.

In fact, booking any leave for the next few years looks like a BIT of a lottery.

The thread title ends with a "?" so...IMHO...it's fit for bumping any time...up to and including the day the glorious news is confirmed.
Thereafter the thread must die with the monarch.

 

[Pickman's model]

The thread title ends with a "?" so...IMHO...it's fit for bumping any time...up and including the day the glorious news is confirmed.
Thereafter the thread must die with the monarch.

let's start a campaign to give the queen something she has never had, the bumps on her next birthday

 

[billy_bob]

The thread title ends with a "?" so...IMHO...it's fit for bumping any time...up to and including the day the glorious news is confirmed.
Thereafter the thread must die with the monarch.

The Queen is dead - long live the 'Has King Charles died?' thread.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

 

[8ball]

Her and Phil do it corgi-style.

Lots of biting.

Ewwww.

 

[chandlerp]

She looks like a stamp, maybe he licks her from the back

 

[Pickman's model]

Must say if the queen died at Christmas Corbyn would be off the hook for ruining the festive season

 

[billy_bob]

Must say if the queen died at Christmas Corbyn would be off the hook for ruining the festive season

Off your hook maybe, but I reckon the media would still find a way to blame him. If only he'd watched her speeches, etc.

 

[Reno]

:Walks into thread, looks around, leaves again...:

 

[William of Walworth]

I'm not putting her on my list next year. Which means she will fall off a horse and cark it in June .

Late-ish June ideally. Solstice onwards

ETA : Meaning that the funeral and public holiday, or better of all holidays, should be then

 

[cupid_stunt]

Off your hook maybe, but I reckon the media would still find a way to blame him. If only he'd watched her speeches, etc.

If only he was honest about not watching her speeches, instead of claiming to have watched them about 4-5 hours before they were actually aired.

 

[brogdale]

Just a polite reminder to posters not to unnecessarily bump this thread at this difficult time as it can raise people's hopes and lead to profound disappointment.

hope that helps.

 

[N_igma]

Just a polite reminder to posters not to unnecessarily bump this thread at this difficult time as it can raise people's hopes and lead to profound disappointment.

hope that helps.

Wanker