Has the Queen died?

[brogdale]

Well, no announcement and 9:30 long gone. Oh well, I suppose it’ll be a normal Monday then.

Experts, eh?

 

[fishfinger]

Experts, eh?

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So, she's got a virus now?

 

[Yossarian]

The palace doesn't seem to have issued a statement confirming whether she is alive or dead so right now she's Schrodinger's Queen.

 

[Pickman's model]

The palace doesn't seem to have issued a statement confirming whether she is alive or dead so right now she's Schrodinger's Queen.

according to the court circular she hasn't done anything since 27/11/2019

 

[fishfinger]

according to the court circular she hasn't done anything since 27/11/2019

She should have her state benefits docked!

 

[Pickman's model]

Experts, eh?

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not technically dead, being as the life support machine hasn't yet been turned off. but the ventilator is the only thing keeping her in any semblance of life

 

[danny la rouge]

The palace doesn't seem to have issued a statement confirming whether she is alive or dead so right now she's Schrodinger's Queen.

I think it’s a great idea to put her in a lead box with a radioactive isotope. How can we achieve this?

 

[Dogsauce]

She’s just shedding, takes a few days for the new skin to acclimatise and weather so it doesn’t look weird. A few days out of the public gaze is pretty normal for this situation, same happened back in January.

 

[Pickman's model]

She’s just shedding, takes a few days for the new skin to acclimatise and weather so it doesn’t look weird. A few days out of the public gaze is pretty normal for this situation, same happened back in January.

maybe she'll regenerate like dr who

 

[danny la rouge]

maybe she'll regenerate like dr who

It’s time we had a male queen. This is 2019 ffs.

 

[Idris2002]

Love the group icon for the chat......

HM Forces, the love that only men can share.

 

[Yossarian]

She’s just shedding, takes a few days for the new skin to acclimatise and weather so it doesn’t look weird. A few days out of the public gaze is pretty normal for this situation, same happened back in January.

A period of seclusion also keeps her safe from gourmands eager to try soft-shell Queen.

 

[Mation]

Looks like an 'I see you' story to me

It has something of the feel of that, but better written.

 

[Idris2002]

What's an 'I see you' story, then?

 

[danny la rouge]

What's an 'I see you' story, then?

Yes, this.

 

[killer b]

It has something of the feel of that, but better written.

ah, it's a Sam Kriss post from a few years ago.

Cheeky Nando’s, or, what went wrong?

 

[Sprocket.]

Hologram queen doing Christmas speech this year?

 

[killer b]

What's an 'I see you' story, then?

it's a satirical facebook page that posts comic horror stories involving people who've recently been in the news. occasionally very funny indeed.

 

[killer b]

I See You

 

[danny la rouge]

Hologram queen doing Christmas speech this year?

It’s already recorded. They’re just doing a CGI edit to take out all the Andrew references.

 

[Pickman's model]

Hologram queen doing Christmas speech this year?

 

[danny la rouge]

This is not the nightclub story you’re looking for.

 

[Sprocket.]

Treason’s to be cheerful.

 

[Pickman's model]

Treason’s to be cheerful.

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No electric shocks?

 

[Pickman's model]

No electric shocks?

i went auld school

 

[moomoo]

My daughter was banging on about the queen being dead first thing this morning. Apparently it was on twitter so had to be true.

 

[Plumdaff]

It’s time we had a male queen. This is 2019 ffs.

ahem...

 

[Dillinger4]

Fucking hell Dillinger4 did you write that off the top of your head?

No! It's a copy and paste. Copied and pasted as I made the mistake of trying to find real news about the Queen's apparent shuffling of this mortal coil only to find endless vapid memes about gibbo and his lad and the lads, and this whole episode made me have a think about the state of Britain in 2019, which for vague reasons reminded me that Nandos story. I don't know. This is a whole load of nothing but it actually says something too, about where we are all at.

Anyway, I am disappointed, I was looking forward to some time off work. And the timing would have been great, it would have ruined an election and Christmas. There's still time. I only hope when it does happen it's leaked like this, by some idiot with his knob out banting to the lads. It's what a monarch truly deserves.

 

[Idris2002]

No! It's a copy and paste. Copied and pasted as I made the mistake of trying to find real news about the Queen's apparent shuffling of this mortal coil only to find endless vapid memes about gibbo and his lad and the lads, and this whole episode made me have a think about the state of Britain in 2019, which for vague reasons reminded me that Nandos story. I don't know. This is a whole load of nothing but it actually says something too, about where we are all at.

Anyway, I am disappointed, I was looking forward to some time off work. And the timing would have been great, it would have ruined an election and Christmas. There's still time. I only hope when it does happen it's leaked like this, by some idiot with his knob out banting to the lads. It's what a monarch truly deserves.

Imagine him standing over you with his lad in his hand.