Has the Queen died?

[bubblesmcgrath]

just tried it and it's best guess was "winter" and brought up pictures of snow, etc.

I got "snow" and photos of Japanese snow monkeys... hmmm

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Well this thread doesn't appear to have delivered.

 

[clicker]

Yet.

 

[Kaka Tim]

video from sandringham this morning as the queen struggles to make her church gig

 

[Kaka Tim]

At least all the twatty Royal correspondents and their assorted minions had their christmas ruined by having to come into the office during the break to polish up their obituary material. Bet they're well miffed that she's strung it out for a few weeks longer.

and all BBC news readers sent off for emergency "sombre voice and demeanour" training

 

[tim]

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The Duke has sure gone down hill a tad in the last few days

Tired of 70 years of crass off the cuff comments, she's spent the last three weeks embalming him.

 

[bi0boy]

Did anyone on this thread actually see her today?

Thought not.

 

[shygirl]

Shame, I was soooo looking forward to an extra day off

 

[andysays]

Still no news

 

[bi0boy]

Still no news

I think they found a second body double. Time will tell.

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

Prince Philip looks like death warmed up...

 

[magneze]

It's now over 5 hours since the Queen has last been seen in public. WTF IS GOING ON? Why won't somebody tell us?

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

It's now over 5 hours since the Queen has last been seen in public. WTF IS GOING ON? Why won't somebody tell us?

Sky news on the hour every hour is just not delivering

 

[brogdale]

Well this thread doesn't appear to have delivered.

Harsh

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Harsh

On the plus side it means it lives until, err, she doesn't.

 

[brogdale]

On the plus side it means it lives until, err, she doesn't.

I want this thread ended.

 

[bi0boy]

I want this thread ended.

You know what you must do.

 

[brogdale]

You know what you must do.

 

[ViolentPanda]

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The Duke has sure gone down hill a tad in the last few days

Phillipides looks like he's about to shed his skin.

 

[hash tag]

Worried this might finish her off Uproar over plan for strip club yards from Windsor Castle

 

[mojo pixy]

She is a bit old for pole dancing, true. Good luck to her though, always good to see someone smashing stereotypes.

 

[billy_bob]

Can everyone stop making this thread pop up in my alerts and getting my hopes up every day or two

 

[steveo87]

Well this thread doesn't appear to have delivered.

Clone, init....

 

[Pickman's model]

Can everyone stop making this thread pop up in my alerts and getting my hopes up every day or two

sort out your alerts

 

[tim]

Mary Poppins impersonations are all very well, but surely in this weather a dose of pneumonia could be on the cards

 

[tim]

Worried this might finish her off Uproar over plan for strip club yards from Windsor Castle

Nice that after 65 years something is being done in dreary old Windsor to keep Philip amused. Up until now kicking corgis is the only way he's had to let of steam when HMQ is locked in her study doing her red-boxes.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Prince William to leave air ambulance in the summer - BBC News

Hmmmm

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Prince William to leave air ambulance in the summer - BBC News

Hmmmm

As he'll be making himself voluntarily unemployed, his civil list payments will be sanctioned I presume? No?

 

[stavros]

Prince William to leave air ambulance in the summer - BBC News

... from several hundred feet and without a parachute.

 

[bi0boy]

... from several hundred feet and without a parachute.

No he is quitting his job with a long notice period because he knows that's when he'll be called upon to perform duties as Prince of Wales.