Has the Queen died?

[oryx]

'To be'

(or not to be)

 

[clicker]

The Queen to be seen for first time since she was struck down with 'heavy cold'

So have "they" cancelled the queens death then? And if so why? Or have they found a looky likey? Just what is their agenda here?

It doesn't say alive.

 

[moochedit]

It doesn't say alive.

Ah clever

 

[moochedit]

Wtf

Queen's champion gundog accused of being a cross-breed by rivals who claim she should be banned from competing

 

[Raheem]

Wtf

Queen's champion gundog accused of being a cross-breed by rivals who claim she should be banned from competing

I'm not sure what a gundog is, but is it a dog that's only of any use when there's an old bird that's dead and needs dragging out of the way?

 

[Celt]

Sincerely -- please do absolutely fuck off.

Or if you actually do dislike me that much, explain exactly why. Now.

(Very successfully provoked, btw -- but I've rarely if ever rarely seen a post from you, Santino, in relation to any posts from me, that doesn't show dislike of that kind )

So yes. Fuck off. Twat.

(and please enjoy your success at pissing me off that much while you're at it).

And all 'likers' of the above post by Santino , explain exactly why you hate the fuck out of me too. Cunts.

</channelling my Urban persona 2005/2006ish here, but still. Fuck off. Twats! >

a bit over the top eh?

Likes don't necessarily mean likes, facebook stole our likes, it is sometimes an acknowledgement of a post?

I'm really sorry you were so upset by it.

 

[danny la rouge]

You can if you turn it sideways

I never knew that! Cheers.

 

[magneze]

Will there be an urban75 contingent outside the church?

 

[brogdale]

It doesn't say alive.

Last line of that piece.

A Buckingham Palace spokeswoman declined to comment.

No spokes, then?
Hmmm....

 

[moochedit]

I'm not sure what a gundog is, but is it a dog that's only of any use when there's an old bird that's dead and needs dragging out of the way?

Maybe

 

[not-bono-ever]

i am unsubscribing from this wretched thread. I have had enough of the roller coaster and want to get off

 

[moochedit]

What will happen tommorow?

1 we are told she still has the lurgy and cant make it to church again?
2 we are told she went to church this week but no photographic evidence appears?
3 she shows up at church and they release pics to "prove it"?
4 they finally admit she is dead

I think 2 would be more than 1.

 

[moochedit]

i am unsubscribing from this wretched thread. I have had enough of the roller coaster and want to get off

The thread will never end. Even if she does turn up tommorow it'll get bumped next time she has an illness.

 

[bi0boy]

What will happen tommorow?

1 we are told she still has the lurgy and cant make it to church again?
2 we are told she went to church this week but no photographic evidence appears?
3 she shows up at church and they release pics to "prove it"?
4 they finally admit she is dead

I think 2 would be more than 1.

It'll probably be screened "live" on BBC News. Watch for the position of the sun in the sky and take careful note of the weather.

 

[moochedit]

It'll probably be screened "live" on BBC News. Watch for the position of the sun in the sky and take careful note of the weather.

Good point

 

[magneze]

You thought I'd died? You wish! BWA HA HAA

 

[William of Walworth]

a bit over the top eh?

Likes don't necessarily mean likes, facebook stole our likes, it is sometimes an acknowledgement of a post?

I'm really sorry you were so upset by it.

Yes that was seriously OTT on my part
I feel pretty bad about losing it to that extent, last night, now
I was a complete twat yes .
So major apologies offered from me now to everyone**, even while equally drunk now as yesterday


**except to Santino

 

[bi0boy]

Don't let anxiety about the ongoing succession crisis get to you too much

 

[William of Walworth]

i am unsubscribing from this wretched thread. I have had enough of the roller coaster and want to get off

But but but ... there may be more 'Queen soon dead' entertainment!!!

Perhaps

 

[William of Walworth]

Don't let anxiety about the ongoing succession crisis get to you too much

Did last night, but now doesn't

 

[moochedit]

the papers seem to be a little less confident of her showing up than they were earlier...

Queen's ill health may prevent her from attending church on Sunday

Queen may miss church AGAIN because of sickness - not seen for nearly a month

The Queen overcomes heavy cold and to make first public outing in three weeks

The Queen expected to make appearance at Sandringham tomorrow after Christmas cold | Daily Mail Online

 

[Kaka Tim]

I think if she skips church again tomorrow then we will see a lot more media speculation as to how ill she actually is. Three weeks not being able to leave to house at the age of 90 odd = probably on the way out.
I'm expecting the mail/express to exhort us to pray for her and the sun to enlist Uri Geller to channel our physic healing vibes.
More importantly - when do we get days off work? Immediately after she carks it as we will are all too grief stricken to carry on? And/or on the day of the funeral?

 

[moochedit]

I think if she skips church again tomorrow then we will see a lot more media speculation as to how ill she actually is. Three weeks not being able to leave to house at the age of 90 odd = probably on the way out.
I'm expecting the mail/express to exhort us to pray for her and the sun to enlist Uri Geller to channel our physic healing vibes.
More importantly - when do we get days off work? Immediately after she carks it as we will are all too grief stricken to carry on? And/or on the day of the funeral?

Pretty sure day of the funeral will be a holiday. Not sure about any other days.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I remember going to buy a magazine in a supermarket during my college lunchhour and being turned away at the door by security due to Brenda Snr having *just* croaked it.

Let's see how that goes down with 2017 retail. The government will probably grant extended Sunday opening for people who want to buy black hats and things...

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

I remember going to buy a magazine in a supermarket during my college lunchhour and being turned away at the door by security due to Brenda Snr having *just* croaked it.

Let's see how that goes down with 2017 retail. The government will probably grant extended Sunday opening for people who want to buy black hats and things...

They'll probably expect every home to hang a black wreath or ribbon on their door and people will have street mourning where they sit at tables covered in black table cloths and eat black food like...liquorice...or black forest gateau...or blackened queen of puddings...and drink black drinks....guinness and coke.

Sounds like it could be a blast...

 

[moochedit]

I remember going to buy a magazine in a supermarket during my college lunchhour and being turned away at the door by security due to Brenda Snr having *just* croaked it.

Let's see how that goes down with 2017 retail. The government will probably grant extended Sunday opening for people who want to buy black hats and things...

I can't remember the queen mums death at all now. Did we get a day off?

Remember all the Diana nonsense though.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

They'll probably expect every home to hang a black wreath or ribbon on their door and people will have street mourning where they sit at tables covered in black table cloths and eat black food like...liquorice...or black forest gateau...or blackened queen of puddings...and drink black drinks....guinness and coke.

Sounds like it could be a blast...

I'll arrange the tables and chairs, you sweep up the dog shit and the used hypodermics...

 

[moochedit]

They'll probably expect every home to hang a black wreath or ribbon on their door and people will have street mourning where they sit at tables covered in black table cloths and eat black food like...liquorice...or black forest gateau...or blackened queen of puddings...and drink black drinks....guinness and coke.

Sounds like it could be a blast...

Will all cars have flags on them at half mast?

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

Will all cars have flags on them at half mast?

Sure...why not...and all babies will have nappies at half mast too...
So the shit will fly






Edit...imagination may be running away

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I cant remember the queen mums death at all now. Did we get a day off?

Remember all the Diana nonsense though.

Well I fucking didn't - I was still at college! Still, IIRC, it was a Monday, which meant maths. I once sat through a three hour long maths lecture with a broken right arm (done so on my journey in) before I dared go to the hospital as that dude was scary