Has the Queen died?

[Ax^]

so we get a bank holiday for the coronation

that's the important part to remember

 

[Elpenor]

so we get a bank holiday for the coronation

that's the important part to remember

Charles's coronation is thus expected to take place in the spring or summer (northern hemisphere) of 2023, possibly on 2 June, the 70th anniversary of his mother's coronation

Via Wikipedia

 

[Orang Utan]

I will grant them one thing, that is one impressive church.

Saaam’s funeral was in a High Anglican Church, designed by Christopher Wren, and it certainly made the occasion more moving and memorable

 

[quiet guy]

When can we update the thread title? Is there still doubt?

Once she's under the stone lid at Windsor

 

[Elpenor]

Have we had the conspiracy theory that she was euthanised as she’d met the new PM, and there weren’t any pressing demands until the Christmas speech. They could also hold the funeral theatrics in decent weather, and have enough time to plan for a late spring coronation for the new lizard.

 

[billy_bob]

When can we update the thread title? Is there still doubt?

There's still time for this to turn out to be a spectacular practical joke.

 

[billy_bob]

Have we had the conspiracy theory that she was euthanised as she’d met the new PM, and there weren’t any pressing demands until the Christmas speech. They could also hold the funeral theatrics in decent weather, and have enough time to plan for a late spring coronation for the new lizard.

If she wasn't, when are we going to talk about the fact that being dragged out of her sick bed to meet Truss is actually what finished her off? Not a great start for a Tory PM...

 

[magneze]

There's still time for this to turn out to be a spectacular practical joke.

This might be why the coffin is lead lined.

 

[planetgeli]

Via Wikipedia

That's nearly a year away. I need Thursday off.

 

[Bingoman]

I will grant them one thing, that is one impressive church.

I wonder how much those chandeliers are worth

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

I wonder how much those chandeliers are worth

If I were going to lift something, I'd stick to the candlesticks. The chandeliers are probably too heavy to move, not to mention the difficulty of fencing them.

 

[brogdale]

When can we update the thread title? Is there still doubt?

Nah, the genius of such a conspiracy theory thread is that it works as well post as pre-claimed death.

The thread is dead; long live the thread! (despite what I said 10 days ago )

 

[moochedit]

Nah, the genius of such a conspiracy theory thread is that it works as well post as pre-claimed death.

The thread is dead; long live the thread! (despite what I said 10 days ago )

Yes she's alive and being held in the tower putting charles claim to the thrown in doubt and invalidating any pm's he appoints. Let's get fmotl about this

 

[brogdale]

Yes she's alive and being held in the tower putting charles claim to the thrown in doubt and invalidating any pm's he appoints. Let's get fmotl about this

I mean...where is the actual evidence that she's carked, eh?

 

[moochedit]

I mean...where is the actual evidence that she's carked, eh?

Exactly... some people on here need to do some research and educate themselves

 

[Pickman's model]

I wonder how much those chandeliers are worth

Nothing, they're all stamped EIIR and so worthless now the queen's dead

 

[not-bono-ever]

How is she doing?

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

How is she doing?

Still dead.

 

[ska invita]

so we get a bank holiday for the coronation

that's the important part to remember

almost certainly the coronation will be a much rowdier affair - a year to build for it

 

[Wilf]

What a fucking embarrassment this man is, both to himself and everyone else:

'Was it not the 2nd World War, or perhaps the Russian Revolution, maybe the end of slavery?'
- Nah, the death of a 96 year old.
'Erm, could it have been the industrial revolution, shift from hunter gatherer societies? Even the internet?'
- Nah, the death of a 96 year old
'I see, I see. So, are you saying this death will bring about epoch defining change?'
- Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. It will bring in a 72 year old.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[brogdale]

Of all the talk of disrespect, this is legitimately offensive:

Corbyn supporters, obvs

 

[ska invita]

I do wonder if it is the end. With the number of people who showed up to wait in line, it seems unlikely to be the end of the monarchy for a while yet. I do see some of the former colonies becoming republics, but that's been a long time coming. With better people in charge than Charles, they could still stop the slide.

I almost feel like people are queuing to have a look at the death of the monarchy personified.

The matriarchal figure of cosy British kitch nostalgia identity won't be readily continued by king Cumberland nor his millennial sprogs. End of an era, Harry jumping ship emblamatic of it.

 

[stavros]

There's still time for this to turn out to be a spectacular practical joke.

We're frequently told what a fabulous sense of humour she had. That whole grassy knoll thing was her doing, you know.

 

[Santino]

I would like to definitively answer the question posed in the OP: yes.

 

[brogdale]

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I would like to definitively answer the question posed in the OP: yes.

"...private..."

Hmm...

 

[platinumsage]

Nah, the genius of such a conspiracy theory thread is that it works as well post as pre-claimed death.

The thread is dead; long live the thread! (despite what I said 10 days ago )

And so it begins:

Man wanted to tell Queen ‘to get out of her f***ing coffin because she’s not dead’

Man is among two people charged with public order offences in Westminster Hall, while a third man is accused of sexually assaulting women in queue

www.independent.co.uk

 

[story]

almost certainly the coronation will be a much rowdier affair - a year to build for it

Odds on Charlie dying before he’s crowned?

 

[Ax^]

think liz truss is just biding here time here

still have the laced glove in number 10

"i said abolish the monarchy and i meant it "

 

[Part 2]

Yes Salford.