Has the Queen died?

[steveo87]

I'm at work so haven't been watching the BBC, but I've just caught a bit of the news on my phone - I thought yous were all joking about the 'dressing in black' thing.

It's both hilarious and infuriating.

 

[redcogs]

I'm only concerned Mrs SI is going to be sad and while she won't expect me to be sad too certainly will expect no jokes and possibly also to be interested in various pictures of her maj/the rest of the royals

A nice bunch of flowers can help?

 

[Dead Cat Bounce]

So glad I left working at the BBC (But not for the BBC) in January. This would have been a nightmare for me.

 

[billy_bob]

I'm only concerned Mrs SI is going to be sad and while she won't expect me to be sad too certainly will expect no jokes and possibly also to be interested in various pictures of her maj/the rest of the royals

Yes, my daft husband is a royalist, so I won't be able to make tasteless jokes without getting into a big argument.

Thoughts and prayers.


(mrs_bob doesn't have as cruel a sense of humour as me, but at least I know she'd rather pull her own teeth than watch any of the coverage of this.)

 

[extra dry]

will it spark a civil war, loyalist and not loyalist, nationalist or republican, what will happen in other parts of the world who roundly reject royal esp Charles

 

[Petcha]

so just to be clear, if all this is true, do we get this monday off? my dog's got a vet appointment and was gonna take it as leave. or is just for the funeral?

 

[moochedit]

I'm at work so haven't been watching the BBC, but I've just caught a bit of the news on my phone - I thought yous were all joking about the 'dressing in black' thing.

It's both hilarious and infuriating.

Does sound definate then.

Yeah i'm at work too. Nobody has mentioned it yet so i'm not sure if they know.

 

[platinumsage]

Is she in good spirits? Why haven’t we been told this?

 

[Ax^]

Is she in good spirits? Why haven’t we been told this?

surely the wait till after her death to pickle her

 

[elbows]

They've started mentioning the mark on her hand the other day. Even included some speculation about circulation issues.

 

[redcogs]

Is it gonna be lockdown all over again? What about the economy? will we be required to clap on the doorstep? im needin guidance from a leader

 

[Steel Icarus]

State funeral ten days after she dies so if she doesn't hang on til tomorrow we might not even get a day off as it'll be on a Sunday

 

[ElizabethofYork]

so just to be clear, if all this is true, do we get this monday off? my dog's got a vet appointment and was gonna take it as leave. or is just for the funeral?

Surely the whole country should close down until Christmas, so that we can all watch the endless lickspittery on telly.

 

[Wilf]

Is it gonna be lockdown all over again? What about the economy? will we be required to clap on the doorstep? im needin guidance from a leader

I'm already fucking clapping!

(but not fapping, that would be wrong).

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

State funeral ten days after she dies so if she doesn't hang on til tomorrow we might not even get a day off as it'll be on a Sunday

Fucking minging old cunt better not pull that scam

 

[David Clapson]

Witchell's tie is not black! It's blue with red spots! What on earth can it mean? Fuck you, Charles?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I'm already fucking clapping!

Wilf, seen a minute ago...

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Witchell's tie is not black! It's blue with red spots! What on earth can it mean? Fuck you, Charles?

How disrespectful. I need to write a stiff letter of complaint.

 

[platinumsage]

Is it gonna be lockdown all over again? What about the economy? will we be required to clap on the doorstep? im needin guidance from a leader

£100 billion added to government debt to buy everyone a lifetime supply of special souvenir funeral mugs

 

[chilango]

Witchell's tie is not black! It's blue with red spots! What on earth can it mean? Fuck you, Charles?

He's taking the protocol very seriously. Won't change till the notice is pinned to the gates of Buck House

 

[dessiato]

It’s been a week since I tested negative and my chest is still feeling like shit.

It's a month since I got a clear result and I'm still fucked.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Thought and prayers etc

 

[marty21]

Surely the whole country should close down until Christmas, so that we can all watch the endless lickspittery on telly.

Imagine this had happened when we only had 3 or 4 channels

 

[extra dry]

Turn Buckingham palace into a homeless shelter and warm food bank for locals

 

[Dystopiary]

What song will be sung instead of God Save the Queen?

The Internationale.

 

[steveo87]

Surely the whole country should close down until Christmas, so that we can all watch the endless lickspittery on telly.

As a Liverpool fan, I do hope the Premier League void the entire season, out of respect,like.

 

[Idris2002]

 

[19sixtysix]

One visit from Truss and she's ill.

 

[kenny g]

Apparently all family members are travelling up to be with her. Presumably the logic being that if BoJo and Truzz haven't finished her off then Paedo, Wierdo, Edward and Anne will give her the boost that's needed.

 

[Idris2002]

Just spoke to me old mum on the phone. She's quite upset, bless her. I kept my feelings to myself, whilst reminding myself that people are going to be genuinely upset by this. Silly fools. But there you are.

"ElizabethofYork - she was kind to 'er old mum"