Has the Queen died?

[Flavour]

Charles not being King Charles is fucking lame, what a tosser. won't save him.

 

[Steel Icarus]

so how can the mail and express blame Megan if she does

Just heard one of the ladies who works in the college shop saying "Bloody Meghan Markle's on her way - how dare she!"

 

[extra dry]

got this to 30 million

 

[billy_bob]

Nicholas Witchell, the BBC’s royal correspondent, said there have been “rumours of cancers” in recent speculation over the Queen’s health but no confirmation.

He definitely didn't just make that up to make himself sound better plugged in than he really is

 

[steveo87]

Test Match Special has just stopped for the day and I’m not sure it’s just due to the rain.

That's it, WE RIOT!!!

 

[platinumsage]

He definitely didn't just make that up to make himself sound better plugged in than he really is

He also said should probably wouldn't want to go to hospital.

 

[chilango]

She's going to be mightily pissed off if she recovers and finds out the whole BBC have chucked their black ties on prematurely.

 

[elbows]

even the sign language woman is dressed in black, everyone knows london bridge is falling down
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Yeah they've switched over to another signer now and its the same story.

 

[chilango]

 

[2hats]

did no one notice this on the torygraph image i posted earlier?

Now pulled, but this still sits in the Google cache...

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[elbows]

Unless it turns out Truss had Covid and gave it to Brenda. Which would be fucking awesome.

The most plausible covid angle is that her health was never the same after she caught it in February. More broadly there is mounting evidence that the risk of serious health problems remains elevated for at least a year after having covid, and the older you are the greater the chances that this sort of risk multiplication will result in death.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

What song will be sung instead of God Save the Queen?

Viva La Republique

 

[magneze]

Does Urban have a precedence for when a monarch croaks? Think i would have noticed if it had happened before, so assuming it hasn't, some guidance would be good? Will it be black ties and armbands all round? Will pickmans model be chief mourner (moaner)? One feels 'all at sea' when moments of crisis strike so someone with an air of authority needs to step up and place their signature on the deepest sympathy card first?

Dark theme to be mandatory.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Email from customer:

We have it on insider authority that the Queen has already passed. Announcement is imminent.

Please can I have a dummy ticket for Saryuna

Spain to London 15th Oct 2022, return to Russia 14th Oct 2023.

Merci
X

 

[moochedit]

What song will be sung instead of God Save the Queen?

It'll go back to god save the king again. Sex pistols will need to re-record it.

 

[Flavour]

mate of mine who works for a massive UK multinational services firm has been asked to design a press release

 

[Bingoman]

Just live pics of Balmoral and they are getting the barriers set up

 

[UrbaneFox]

Dark theme to be mandatory.

Something like the Christmas snowflakes?

 

[extra dry]

Viva La Republique

usually, just change the queen to king simples,

Bigger question is, who is going to pay for all the heating, and the multiple homes now, of rich weirdos, who die eventually?

bet Icky saying they already left on a UFO lizard people that they allegedly are.

 

[Yossarian]

Does Urban have a precedence for when a monarch croaks? Think i would have noticed if it had happened before, so assuming it hasn't, some guidance would be good? Will it be black ties and armbands all round? Will pickmans model be chief mourner (moaner)? One feels 'all at sea' when moments of crisis strike so someone with an air of authority needs to step up and place their signature on the deepest sympathy card first?

I believe it's customary for Sasaferrato to challenge somebody to a duel.

 

[Artaxerxes]

The most plausible covid angle is that her health was never the same after she caught it in February. More broadly there is mounting evidence that the risk of serious health problems remains elevated for at least a year after having covid, and the older you are the greater the changes that this sort of risk multiplication will result in death.

It’s been a week since I tested negative and my chest is still feeling like shit.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Liz Truss reckons "The whole country is deeply concerned". Oh really? I'm not. I'm thoroughly enjoying it.

 

[Yossarian]

let a hundred flowers bloom

Dammit, I was wrong, thought today was Friday.

 

[bluescreen]

She probably looked around and thought , what a shithole my domain is now and my family are twats- might as well Chuck in the towel

I misread that for a nanosecond and thought you said 'Chuck in the tower'

 

[Storm Fox]

My other half has pointed out that the Tories will gain from the related pageantry

Maybe for the short term, but over winter I think support will fall again.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Just spoke to me old mum on the phone. She's quite upset, bless her. I kept my feelings to myself, whilst reminding myself that people are going to be genuinely upset by this. Silly fools. But there you are.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I'm only concerned Mrs SI is going to be sad and while she won't expect me to be sad too certainly will expect no jokes and possibly also to be interested in various pictures of her maj/the rest of the royals

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Just spoke to me old mum on the phone. She's quite upset, bless her. I kept my feelings to myself, whilst reminding myself that people are going to be genuinely upset by this. Silly fools. But there you are.

Woke, cancel culture snowflakes need to learn that it's just an opinion, free speech etc.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

I'm only concerned Mrs SI is going to be sad and while she won't expect me to be sad too certainly will expect no jokes and possibly also to be interested in various pictures of her maj/the rest of the royals

Yes, my daft husband is a royalist, so I won't be able to make tasteless jokes without getting into a big argument.

 

[LDC]

Apologies if already posted, not looking though all the previous pages.