Has the Queen died?

[stavros]

I don't have any sympathy for her, but it must also be pretty exhausting and surreal having your potential death under such huge scrutiny. It's something lots of people feel very differently about and can be a hard place for people especially when they have just lost someone too.

I'm looking forward to the conspiracy theories starting after she passes.

 

[two sheds]

I don't do Twitter but someone in my office has said Twitter claims a factory in China has received a huge order for Union flags with Liz's face on and 1926-2022.

I posted that several weeks ago I was first with that disinformation

 

[Epona]

So she pulls a sickie for the State Opening of Parliament, then goes on a jolly a few days later.

I hope someone will be reviewing her benefits...

I don't feel like less involvement with parliament and more involvement with horses is necessarily a bad thing...

(Benefits review ofc should have been underway long ago anyway. Maybe one day we'll have an arse on throne, crown on head review. Or if it is left too long might end up being a head on neck review).

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[Elpenor]

She’s absolutely fine

 

[Nine Bob Note]

She looks well, but as I'm sure you expect from me, I'm disappointed she wasn't driving her own car.

 

[Elpenor]

She looks like she's tripping balls as well. Have they given her a funny pill or two for the outing?

Queen attends Royal Windsor Horse Show

The monarch is pictured smiling as she arrives, days after missing the State Opening of Parliament.

www.bbc.co.uk

Dealers don’t even try and hide what they’re up to these days

 

[Nine Bob Note]

 

[Elpenor]

Maybe she’ll be found dead on a farm track in Rettendon tomorrow morning?

 

[oryx]

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That's one for the mind bleach!

 

[spring-peeper]

She looks well, but as I'm sure you expect from me, I'm disappointed she wasn't driving her own car.

She looks happy - old people deserve to be happy!!!

 

[krtek a houby]

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She’s absolutely fine

Just needs the occasional adjustment

 

[krtek a houby]

She looks happy - old people deserve to be happy!!!

All of them?

 

[spring-peeper]

All of them?

For the most part, yes!!!

 

[krtek a houby]

For the most part, yes!!!

Would rather her "subjects" be happy

 

[spring-peeper]

Would rather her "subjects" be happy

meh!!!

 

[krtek a houby]

meh!!!

Canadians are still her subjects, iirc

 

[spring-peeper]

Canadians are still her subjects, iirc

You are correct.

 

[krtek a houby]

You are correct.

Thoughts and prayers, etc

 

[Kaka Tim]

I rekon she's good for another 10 years and will outlive sausage fingers.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Why hasn't she got any wrinkles for fuck sake? It's totally bizarre.

 

[Pickman's model]

Why hasn't she got any wrinkles for fuck sake? It's totally bizarre.

They iron her every day

 

[krtek a houby]

They iron her every day

Some launder, too

 

[Pickman's model]

Some launder, too

Sometimes she shrinks in the wash

 

[krtek a houby]

Sometimes she shrinks in the wash

The speed queen washing machine

 

[MrCurry]

When you see how long these royals live for, you’ve got to wonder what medical treatments they’re getting which could similarly benefit the rest of us, in terms of longevity. Or is it down to many generations of superior nutrition, encoded into those inbred genes?

 

[bluescreen]

When you see how long these royals live for, you’ve got to wonder what medical treatments they’re getting which could similarly benefit the rest of us, in terms of longevity. Or is it down to many generations of superior nutrition, encoded into those inbred genes?

Don't have to wait for a doctor's appointment, do they? You can grow old just waiting to speak to someone on the phone.

 

[Pickman's model]

Don't have to wait for a doctor's appointment, do they? You can grow old just waiting to speak to someone on the phone.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning we will still be listening to the hold music

 

[Pickman's model]

When you see how long these royals live for, you’ve got to wonder what medical treatments they’re getting which could similarly benefit the rest of us, in terms of longevity. Or is it down to many generations of superior nutrition, encoded into those inbred genes?

Why can't they all be culled at the age of 36 like Diana?

 

[krtek a houby]

When you see how long these royals live for, you’ve got to wonder what medical treatments they’re getting which could similarly benefit the rest of us, in terms of longevity. Or is it down to many generations of superior nutrition, encoded into those inbred genes?

Lizard DNA