Has the Queen died?

[billy_bob]

There is the infamous BBC Question Time audience gammon screenshot palette, and then there is Charles’s face there…

I had the gammon screenshot palette at a gastropub last Sunday. It was tough.

 

[billy_bob]

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"73-year-old man who has spent his entire life preparing for job realises a hat can do it better."

Face on him in this picture - that's the look of a man who's just sat through the longest employment induction session in the history of humanity.

 

[danny la rouge]

If nothing else convinces you she is already well dead, this will...

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“Mummy”. For fuck sake.

 

[Plumdaff]

If nothing else convinces you she is already well dead, this will...

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As someone put it on Twitter "I did a big poo on my gold toilet, mummy"

 

[Pickman's model]

“Mummy”. For fuck sake.

You'd expect mama at least

 

[two sheds]

or mater

 

[ska invita]

“Mummy”. For fuck sake.

I took that as The Sun taking the piss out of him (they've a record for that)

 

[danny la rouge]

or mater

For that mater.

 

[danny la rouge]

I took that as The Sun taking the piss out of him (they've a record for that)

I took it as a direct quote from an elderly man baby.

 

[platinumsage]

Queen Had the Best Reaction to Prince Charles Calling Her 'Mummy'

Was it an eye roll? No one can be quite sure

time.com

 

[Yossarian]

I took 'mummy' as confirmation that the queen has been preserved in a sarcophagus and will curse anybody who disturbs her tomb.

 

[Pickman's model]

or mater

He can still be a second Charles, king and martyr

 

[ska invita]

He can still be a second Charles, king and martyr

A rerun of Charles 1st would be preferable

 

[Pickman's model]

A rerun of Charles 1st would be preferable

That's what I just said, you do know what a martyr is I hope

 

[Puddy_Tat]

as in a second charles the first, not a second charles the second

 

[billy_bob]

Charles Cubed

 

[danny la rouge]

It’s generally assumed he’ll take a different regnal name. King Elvis II would be cool.

 

[Pickman's model]

It’s generally assumed he’ll take a different regnal name. King Elvis II would be cool.

King Charles the last of his house
He can I think only choose from Charles, Arthur, Philip and George: George vii has been widely mooted

 

[Flavour]

I'd like him to take the regnal name Kevin. King Kevin.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

It’s generally assumed he’ll take a different regnal name. King Elvis II would be cool.

King Charles the last of his house
He can I think only choose from Charles, Arthur, Philip and George: George vii has been widely mooted

yes, i have a vague idea i've read that he intends to be george as king (although that may be something that got made up by the press)

 

[ska invita]

That's what I just said, you do know what a martyr is I hope

It's early

 

[ElizabethofYork]

It would be weird if he took a different regnal name. He's been prince Charles for a million years.

 

[danny la rouge]

King Charles the last of his house
He can I think only choose from Charles, Arthur, Philip and George: George vii has been widely mooted

I thought it was most likely he’d choose one of those, rather than he had to. But I’m no expert in the matter.

It’s fun to know their rules in order to fully comprehend the ridiculousness of the edifice.

 

[Pickman's model]

I thought it was most likely he’d choose one of those, rather than he had to. But I’m no expert in the matter.

It’s fun to know their rules in order to fully comprehend the ridiculousness of the edifice.

I think it has to be one of his given names, and he is Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor

 

[MickiQ]

Now I'm wondering what the protocols are for "trying to keep the Queen alive" since presumably they don't want her dying in hospital. Is there a royal doctor who ultimately decides between "she's a bit poorly but we could save her if we tried" versus "this is it, no turning back, get the family in here"?

Considering her grandad was supposedly finished off by his doctor so his death would be reported in the right paper I imagine Royal Doctor is a job that they view with a certain amount of skepticism

King Charles the last of his house
He can I think only choose from Charles, Arthur, Philip and George: George vii has been widely mooted

Must be weird to called by one name your entire life and then insist everyone calls you something else first day in a new job, he will always be Chucky to me.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

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[Bahnhof Strasse]

I think it has to be one of his given names, and he is Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor

Well remember Saint Diana, princess of hearts, couldn't even manage to get these four words right: Charles Philip Arthur George - thick cunt that she was, four names, wrong, remembering to buckle up, wrong...

 

[Pickman's model]

Well remember Saint Diana, princess of hearts, couldn't even manage to get these four words right: Charles Philip Arthur George - thick cunt that she was, four names, wrong, remembering to buckle up, wrong...

I always use the acronym mnemonic child poverty action group, which serves the purpose of riling me at the great gulf between the royal thicko and the millions of children his mum's government keep thrust down in penury

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I think it has to be one of his given names, and he is Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor

He should definitely go for King Arthur then obv.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

He should definitely go for King Arthur then obv.

Yes, definitely. Just to underline the stupidity of the whole fiasco.