Has the Queen died?

[MickiQ]

Timing is everything. This week is very "policy heavy" so next week would be more appropriate. The Jubilee weekend would then become days of mourning.

So long as we can still have our barbeque, I'm cool with that.

 

[A380]

So long as we can still have our barbeque, I'm cool with that.

You want to BBQ the corpse of HM Queen Elizabeth II??


That’s going a bit far even for here.

(Cue ‘eat the rich’ meme)

 

[Dom Traynor]

We have our Queens Birthday weekend Monday off quite soon it would be good if she timed it so we could get the Friday off as well.

 

[Ax^]

they moved the Monday to Friday 03rd june Dom

 

[Artaxerxes]

We have our Queens Birthday weekend Monday off quite soon it would be good if she timed it so we could get the Friday off as well.

If she goes in September we can get a day off in autumn hopefully

 

[not a trot]

If she goes in September we can get a day off in autumn hopefully

Rees Mogg will probably declare that everyone works an extra day without pay, as a mark of respect to Queenies devotion to hard work. Yeah, some twats believe these fuckers work hard..

 

[Duncan2]

Having just watched several minutes of the Queen's speech as delivered by Big Ears i find myself wondering whether he might be the next one to go?I appreciate that he is not accustomed to work of whatever kind but he had a kind of wild-eyed look about him as if he wondered himself whether he was going to get through it?Either that or he had been drinking at dinnertime.Always a mistake.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Either that or he had been drinking at dinnertime.

maybe he needed a drink or two before reading that load of bollocks out?

 

[Flavour]

It would be great if she died in the next couple of days tbh it would coincide really nicely with eurovision and Britain continuing to get no points despite queen death would be a wonderful fuck you

 

[danny la rouge]

We have our Queens Birthday weekend Monday off quite soon it would be good if she timed it so we could get the Friday off as well.

The Thursday and Friday are bank holidays (2nd and 3rd). So Monday 6th is when to make loud noises in Windsor.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Now I'm wondering what the protocols are for "trying to keep the Queen alive" since presumably they don't want her dying in hospital. Is there a royal doctor who ultimately decides between "she's a bit poorly but we could save her if we tried" versus "this is it, no turning back, get the family in here"?

 

[danny la rouge]

Now I'm wondering what the protocols are for "trying to keep the Queen alive" since presumably they don't want her dying in hospital. Is there a royal doctor who ultimately decides between "she's a bit poorly but we could save her if we tried" versus "this is it, no turning back, get the family in here"?

Operation Build it up with wood and clay.

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[steeplejack]

The Queen certainly hanging about like a plucky nightwatchman, coming in in the damp gloom the night before with two lights on the scoreboard, and inexplicably still in at tea the following day, 97 not out.

She’s survived a couple of close lbw shouts in the last few overs however and is now batting with a runner. It’s still not clear if the royal family will avoid the follow-on.

 

[A380]

TBF that would be more like:

 

[Pickman's model]

TBF that would be more like:

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Pearly generals

 

[pbsmooth]

 

[billy_bob]

Where the fuck is Edward, by the way? I feel like I haven't heard anything about his doings since about 1992.

I mean, if he's done something so bad they've had to hide him away completely while it's still acceptable for Andrew to be interviewed by big-name BBC journalists, you've got to wonder ...

 

[PR1Berske]

Where the fuck is Edward, by the way? I feel like I haven't heard anything about his doings since about 1992.

I mean, if he's done something so bad they've had to hide him away completely while it's still acceptable for Andrew to be interviewed by big-name BBC journalists, you've got to wonder ...

Him and the missus were in Grenada the other week.

 

[billy_bob]

Him and the missus were in Grenada the other week.

What, was it news or did you just see them chilling in the next cabana along?

 

[PR1Berske]

What, was it news or did you just see them chilling in the next cabana along?

Another official visit to the islands and outcrops, though it didn't go much better than when Wills and Kate poked fingers through a chain-link fence.

 

[billy_bob]

Well, OK. I bet he's still a wrong 'un though.

 

[PR1Berske]

Well, OK. I bet he's still a wrong 'un though.

We've no proof either way but from one perspective the Windsors have proven that you can have someone who's the "white sheep" of the family.

Charles slept around before and during his marriage to Diana, was an absent father to say the least, interferes in government business and makes most of his fortune on the backs of others.
Andrew......is well documented.

It's close between Edward and Anne, though.

 

[billy_bob]

Nah, Anne's definitely the least worst one.

I'm basing this largely on which of them I think I could most stand to go for a pint with.

 

[T & P]

There is the infamous BBC Question Time audience gammon screenshot palette, and then there is Charles’s face there…

 

[steveseagull]

If nothing else convinces you she is already well dead, this will...

 

[Sue]

If nothing else convinces you she is already well dead, this will...

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That's got to be a spoof...? Surely..???

 

[Yossarian]

"73-year-old man who has spent his entire life preparing for job realises a hat can do it better."

 

[Artaxerxes]

If nothing else convinces you she is already well dead, this will...

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Is Charles 5 years old?

 

[two sheds]