Has the Queen died?

[platinumsage]

It's interesting how much more info you can pick up about the dying Queen via the uncensored foreign presses

That's because the Treason Act 1351 is still in force, making it an offence to compass or imagine her death.

 

[Pickman's model]

Well I do like Bavarian Christmas markets and foods, so I could be easily persuaded if Franz makes a grand gesture, like giving all us poors free cake a few times a year or something

Or feeding the entire Windsor clan to the penguins of the British Antarctic Territory

 

[Pickman's model]

That's because the Treason Act 1351 is still in force, making it an offence to compass or imagine her death.

In that case everyone associated with operation London bridge should be in the tower

 

[T & P]

In that case everyone associated with operation London bridge should be in the tower

Not to mention us.

 

[Pickman's model]

Not to mention us.

By the time they've nicked all the top cops and tfl people and journalists and courtiers and so forth the tower will be full to overflowing

 

[8ball]

Just occurred to me that when they said the Queen had “entered a new phase” and probably would not be seen until February, maybe they actually meant in a coffin.

 

[Pickman's model]

Just occurred to me that when they said the Queen had “entered a new phase” and probably would not be seen until February, maybe they actually meant in a coffin.

No, she has simply shed her skin which is what herpetologists mean when they say entered a new phase

 

[8ball]

No, she has simply shed her skin or as herpetologists say entered a new phase

Free from her corporeal cage, she could become more powerful than ever!

 

[Pickman's model]

Free from her corporeal cage, she could become more powerful than ever!

Only on the astral plane, from where she influences people's dreams

 

[moochedit]

"Evil Camilla to seize throne!"

Does she have Dragons?

 

[tim]

What, a secret cult of Diana fans - or worshippers - who have kept her faith since 1997?

Since around 1957

 

[tim]

If we have to have a monarch then Franz, Duke of Bavaria, should be on the throne - for more than 300 years usurpers and impostors have sat on the British throne

A gay king, who was, at the age of 11 was imprisoned by the Nazis in Dachau,, would make a bit of a change.

 

[Pickman's model]

A gay king, who was, at the age of 11 was imprisoned by the Nazis in Dachau,, would make a bit of a change.

No pictures of him making fascist salutes. Better than the usurper windsor

 

[Pickman's model]

Does she have Dragons?

She is sadly an eager ad&der who does indeed have a complete run of dragon magazines

 

[platinumsage]

If we have to have a monarch then Franz, Duke of Bavaria, should be on the throne - for more than 300 years usurpers and impostors have sat on the British throne

Should be Simon Abney-Hastings the 15th Earl of Loudoun, because the children of Edward III were illegitimate and he is the direct descent of George Plantagenet Duke of Clarence who was the third son of Richard III.

I expect Simon to seize power within six months, before Charles gets a look-in, although judging by his Instagram he’ll need to fly back from Australia first so will have to brave the queues at Heathrow.

 

[Aladdin]

Not to mention us.

Not I..

 

[Pickman's model]

Not I..

You must be the only person in the British isles who hasn't imagined it

 

[Pickman's model]

Should be Simon Abney-Hastings the 15th Earl of Loudoun, because the children of Edward III were illegitimate and he is the direct descent of George Plantagenet Duke of Clarence who was the third son of Richard III.

I expect Simon to seize power within six months, before Charles gets a look-in, although judging by his Instagram he’ll need to fly back from Australia first so will have to brave the queues at Heathrow.

Ah but the act of attainder on GP d o c was never reversed and affects his descendants

 

[Aladdin]

You must be the only person in the British isles who hasn't imagined it

You got me wrong...

This was my train of thought.

That's because the Treason Act 1351 is still in force, making it an offence to compass or imagine her death.

In that case everyone associated with operation London bridge should be in the tower

Not to mention us.

Not I..

I am not a UK resident and owe no allegiance to queeny

 

[agricola]

Should be Simon Abney-Hastings the 15th Earl of Loudoun, because the children of Edward III were illegitimate and he is the direct descent of George Plantagenet Duke of Clarence who was the third son of Richard III.

I expect Simon to seize power within six months, before Charles gets a look-in, although judging by his Instagram he’ll need to fly back from Australia first so will have to brave the queues at Heathrow.

Edward III? Thats outrageous, Black Prince's Lives Matter.

 

[Pingety Pong]

She might not be dead yet, but she has changed skin colour

 

[Pickman's model]

She might not be dead yet, but she has changed skin colour View attachment 297556

Yeh that's what they look like mere minutes after casting off her auld skin

 

[brogdale]

She might not be dead yet, but she has changed skin colour View attachment 297556

Not unusual for reptiles.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Should be Simon Abney-Hastings the 15th Earl of Loudoun, because the children of Edward III were illegitimate and he is the direct descent of George Plantagenet Duke of Clarence who was the third son of Richard III.

I expect Simon to seize power within six months, before Charles gets a look-in, although judging by his Instagram he’ll need to fly back from Australia first so will have to brave the queues at Heathrow.

Sorry to be pedantic, but George was Richard's brother, not his son.

 

[equationgirl]

You must be the only person in the British isles who hasn't imagined it

She's not in the British isles remember.

 

[Pickman's model]

She's not in the British isles remember.

 

[krtek a houby]

You must be the only person in the British isles who hasn't imagined it

Irish isles

 

[Pickman's model]

Irish isles

Happy to use that in future

 

[Aladdin]

Irish isles

When Irish Isles are smiling.....

 

[equationgirl]

Happy to use that in future

Irish isles would be preferable, I think - British isles can be a somewhat loaded term.