Has the Queen died?

[William of Walworth]

It's going to get a bit tedious if everyone gets 'Oooh, maybe she's died' every time she doesn't make an appearance. For the last two years or so of his life after he hit 90, my granddad could never be sure if he could make it our or not on a given day - and he wasn't especially frail. It's entirely plausible Madge won't be able to attend things a lot of the time.

Even if they did hold back the news of the Queen's death for a few days (which they won't) it'd hardly be a conspiracy - hiding it for months or years might be, but has been pointed out elsewhere, all mainstream news media has had a plan for this for years and there's no reason not to release it ASAP when it happens. Sure, now would be a particularly poor time for national morale, but that's going to remain the case for a period of years so it's not as if they can wait for a 'better moment' to announce it.

Very much agreeimg with Cloo 's thoughts here!

Too many people on this thread are being over-optimistic about the supposed 'imminence' of her death IMO!

I'll take longer odds that it will take a good while yet ..... as Cloo says, why would 'they' delay the announcement beyond a day or two, max?

 

[Elpenor]

British King George V (1865 to 1936, left) was terminally bronchitic, bedridden, and passing repeatedly in and out of consciousness. Shortly after 11 pm on January 20, 1936, the Physician-in-Ordinary to the King administered a pair of lethal doses intravenously, to hasten the struggling monarch’s demise. This regicide was only revealed a half century later in the diary of the euthanizer, Lord Dawson of Penn (1864 to 1945), who penned: “I therefore decided to determine the end and injected (myself) morphia gr. 3/4 and shortly afterwards cocaine gr. 1 into the [King’s] distended jugular vein….”

Rock and roll right till the end …

 

[bluescreen]

Very much agreeimg with Cloo 's thoughts here!

Too many people on this thread are being over-optimistic about the supposed 'imminence' of her death IMO!

I'll take longer odds that it will take a good while yet ..... as Cloo says, why would 'they' delay the announcement beyond a day or two, max?

As I've said, they could never keep a lid on it for long. Everyone has a mobile phone and can you imagine what a red top might pay for an exclusive?

 

[Serene]

Allegedly she missed the service yesterday because she pulled a muscle in her back whilst fly-tipping one of her Sofas out of the back of a van for the Council to take away. Allegedly her Servants had noticed a back street not far from the Palace that hasnt yet put cctv up. Allegedly she will be unable to do anything for another 2 weeks, at least, according to the claim made on the forms sent in for incapacity benefit.

 

[Carvaged]

They just leaked footage of a new Queen being carried into royal chambers. If Lizzy can't beat the challenger - as may well be the case given her failing lizard limbs - the cats will likely retake planetary overlordship.

 

[platinumsage]

Apparently was she pictured doing a public engagement today. I had a look and the “public” engagement consisted of her standing in a room with one man, her room, in her castle, and the man was one of her military servants.

 

[moochedit]

Apparently was she pictured doing a public engagement today. I had a look and the “public” engagement consisted of her standing in a room with one man, her room, in her castle, and the man was one of military servants.

Was she holding up today's newspaper?

 

[moochedit]

I noticed the bbc news yesterday making a big thing out of Charles visting Jordan. Almost like they are trying to get us used to the idea of king chucky

 

[platinumsage]

Was she holding up today's newspaper?

No, and her dress was out of character, so it was probably a waxwork.

 

[andysays]

Was she holding up today's newspaper?

She still has a sore back and is unable to lift even a newspaper.

Disappointed she didn't get one of her flunkies to hold one up for her though...

 

[platinumsage]

New prediction alert!

Compare this headline.... Prince Charles says The Queen is 'all right' but admits 'it's not as easy as it used to be once you get to 95'

...to what Charles said of Philip 473 days before he died: Charles said: “He’s all right - once you get to that age, things don’t work as well.

Using this 473-day rule gives a Queen demise date of 6 March 2023

 

[moochedit]

New prediction alert!

Compare this headline.... Prince Charles says The Queen is 'all right' but admits 'it's not as easy as it used to be once you get to 95'

...to what Charles said of Philip 473 days before he died: Charles said: “He’s all right - once you get to that age, things don’t work as well.

Using this 473-day rule gives a Queen demise date of 6 March 2023

What dates were "good spirits" first mentioned for them both?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Any news ?

 

[ska invita]

Any news ?

 

[platinumsage]

What dates were "good spirits" first mentioned for them both?

It has been used a lot over the years but let's go with the usage after their most recent hospital visit:




This means the Queen died last Sunday the 14th of November.

 

[platinumsage]

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[skyscraper101]

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Look at all that mismatched furniture and garish red carpet. That place could do with a proper makeover.

 

[moochedit]

It has been used a lot over the years but let's go with the usage after their most recent hospital visit:


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This means the Queen died last Sunday the 14th of November.

I knew it!

 

[bluescreen]

Look at all that mismatched furniture and garish red carpet. That place could do with a proper makeover.

Her dress really doesn't go with the upholstery.

 

[Pickman's model]

Her dress really doesn't go with the upholstery.

It's palace camouflage

 

[Pickman's model]

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Cabinet on left. Is that a laptop leaning against the wall behind it? Is that her secret communication system to her lizardly overlords?

 

[Sprocket.]

It's palace camouflage

It’s in the chameleon DNA.

 

[Flavour]

I don't think she's that close to the exit but we are definitely now in Phase 4

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't think she's that close to the exit but we are definitely now in Phase 4

Phasers set to stun I suppose, we won't believe what happens next

 

[Idris2002]

Her dress really doesn't go with the upholstery.

But do the carpets match the drapes?

(sorry)

 

[Wilf]

Look at all that mismatched furniture and garish red carpet. That place could do with a proper makeover.

It's a royal edition of Cash in the Attic.

'So Lizzie, if we get lucky at auction, you could make as much as £300! Will you be putting it towards a holiday?'
- No, it'll be going to my noncey son's legal expenses.

 

[spitfire]

It's a royal edition of Cash in the Attic.

'So Lizzie, if we get lucky at auction, you could make as much as £300! Will you be putting it towards a holiday?'
- No, it'll be going to my noncey son's legal expenses.

I'd like to see a Royal Salvage Hunt with Drew Pritchard haggling with Brenda over £50 and his sidekick T making hilarious dad jokes at Drew's expense before she pops her clogs. Would be better than a Royal Knockout.

* insert Royal Man Hunt jokes below *

 

[elbows]

It's palace camouflage

Anti-penguin defensive measures.

 

[Carvaged]

It has been used a lot over the years but let's go with the usage after their most recent hospital visit:


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This means the Queen died last Sunday the 14th of November.

Yes, I tend to take it at face value and assume it means her corpse is being marinaded in good spirits, like a decent boutique gin or red wine.

 

[not a trot]

But do the carpets match the drapes?

(sorry)

Or match the colour of the fucking dogs.