General Election 2015 - chat, predictions, results and post election discussion

[JTG]

"chaos"

Like, they may not be able to pass any laws or anything

 

[Brixton Hatter]

the dead will lie unburied in the street

 

[andysays]

No, what I did was assume that everyone would twig the bit that Bogdanor thought too obvious to spell out. Why not go to the FT comments and express how confused you are?

Sorry, we'll have to agree to differ.

 

[David Clapson]

Financial chaos maybe. The markets hate instability.

 

[JTG]

the dead will lie unburied in the street

And then they shall rise and demand that you use the vote they sacrificed themselves for

 

[JTG]

Financial chaos maybe. The markets hate instability.

Won't somebody think of the markets?

 

[Brixton Hatter]

(((the markets)))

 

[JTG]

"The markets" don't hate anything btw. They don't have emotions. They're not people.

Sorry to be obvious but you know...

 

[redsquirrel]

A minority government will be good fun to watch.

No it won't it'll be the same bollocks as usual. With the adding wankery of whichever party gets to govern being accused of being illegitimate by the opposition.

 

[Quartz]

By the way, how do the laws about General Elections restrict what we can say in this and other threads on Thursday?

 

[alsoknownas]

By the way, how do the laws about General Elections restrict what we can say in this and other threads on Thursday?

If you say Fuck da toriez you have to list all the other candidates too.

 

[brogdale]

By the way, how do the laws about General Elections restrict what we can say in this and other threads on Thursday?

What?

 

[Brixton Hatter]

By the way, how do the laws about General Elections restrict what we can say in this and other threads on Thursday?

You have to draw a spunking cock in every post

 

[belboid]

By the way, how do the laws about General Elections restrict what we can say in this and other threads on Thursday?

we can't reveal any exit polls we've carried out

 

[killer b]

You have to draw a spunking cock in every post

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[killer b]

we can't reveal any exit polls we've carried out

does this mean (in theory) that any 'which way did you vote' poll on urban shouldn't show it's results til after the polls close?

 

[David Clapson]

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Looks like a bunny or a puppy with floppy ears

 

[jakethesnake]

Looks like a bunny or a puppy with floppy ears

It reminds me strangely of Boris Johnson.

 

[gosub]

It reminds me strangely of Boris Johnson.

Are there no ends to his sexual conquests

 

[jakethesnake]

Are there no ends to his sexual conquests

 

[treelover]

If Farage doesn't win Thanet he says he will resign as leader, would this mean UKIP's vote would collapse, and in a second election, where would its vote fall?

 

[Quartz]

You have to draw a spunking cock in every post

How about a mewling quim?

 

[JTG]

Looks like a bunny or a puppy with floppy ears

That's what your mum said

 

[Brixton Hatter]

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Not bad….but there is no spunk….

 

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Looks like an ashamed womble.

 

[Dogsauce]

I'm hoping there won't be a need for me to stick this on my Facebook come Friday. It'd probably mean falling out with a few relatives and the odd ex-workmate.

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

By the way, how do the laws about General Elections restrict what we can say in this and other threads on Thursday?

Just don't publish any surveys from the Quartz-verse, and you'll be fine,

 

[Sue]

the dead will lie unburied in the street

Holding the country to ransom.

 

[treelover]

Haven't got a link yet, but the Mirror is reporting that Major has attacked Cameron on a number of areas, including "not doing enough for the poor".

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Here's the front page of the largest selling newspaper in the country the day before an election.



I wonder if they'd have gone with this if Ed had eaten a beefburger?