Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
It’s had much higher viewing figures than both Sky and BBC cos you fucking idiots are watching it. Do summat else you gammon-enabling divwads
GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it
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cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
You twat, none of us have BARB enabled boxes recording what channels we are watching.
Raheem
Well-Known Member
I've had the BBC on silent on my laptop all the while. It's like flying to Thailand then paying for some trees to be planted.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
How do you know? You’re still giving it publicity and presumably watching the ads though.You twat, none of us have BARB enabled boxes recording what channels we are watching.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
I've just bought some gold bullion cos it's a cracking advert.
elbows
Well-Known Member
I will miss most of those golden moments because it seems I cant watch it for more than a few minutes at a time without my brain trying to strangle itself, so I keep switching it off.
I did capture the banner during that fridge bit though.
If nothing else good comes from GBN then at least we can thank it for enabling you to talk about community fridge sharing.
I have never in my life heard of such a thing
Who the fuck is his co-host - he's almost physically recoiling from her as she rolls her pen around her talons and smirks at the camera
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
Ignoring shit always makes it go away. That's what I did in school to my bullies, after all. Ignoring them definitely did work and I definitely did NOT end up threatening one of them with a screwdriver in order to make the cunt leave me alone.
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
How does watching the ads help them?
elbows
Well-Known Member
If my half-arsed internet searching skills are anything to go by, she was UKIPs head of media for years and a Brexit party MEP.
You lot are making this channel sound way more entertaining than I fear it could ever be
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
As I said, a slump in viewing after a good first few days is much worse for them than low figures to start with - it means people tried it and didn’t like it rather than didn’t try it yet.
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
Maybe he thinks TV ads are like internet ads, which register when you load the page. Kind of like an inverted Boomer.
elbows
Well-Known Member
Just wait till they start filling up their small hours schedule with repeats of Crossroads and Prisoner Cell Block H. That will bring up the overall production quality level of the channel.
Leighsw2
strictly off the record
Anyone remember that cable channel launched years ago by Janet Street Porter or someone, which had woeful ratings before it was taken over by Kelvin Mckenzie who tried to save it by screening topless darts? Then it folded anyway.
Sounds like a template for this!
Sounds like a template for this!
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
Wire TV was fucking The Wire compared to this.
My own half-arsed searching - Simon McCoy was on £160k a year at the BBC. Wonder what he's being paid for this humiliation? And who's paying it?
DJWrongspeed
radio eros
Yea was just dipping in now and it's still the same. Live news costs alot to put on. It sounds like they're in a warehouse in Greenford or something.The sound is hilariously fucked up. Distorted, buzzing, echoing with voices all shouting all over each other. Utter amateur shit.
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NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
If they can't spend any decent money on lighting or set dressing, then they're not going to have the money to spend on syndication fees.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
people watch ads and buy things.
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
Looks like LV could be pulling their ads, as explained earlier GBN has been packaged-up with over minor channels & sold by 'Sky Media' as part of a package, and they appear not to have advised ad agencies that their clients would be appearing on GBN. 
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
And, how exactly does that benefit GBN?
elbows
Well-Known Member
Gaunt Budget News.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
it's how they make their money, don't be obtuse
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
Apparently their budget is £25m a year, to put that into perspective, Sky News loses £40m a year!
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
It's not like Google Ads where they give you a fraction of a penny for every page view, though.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
i'm not making that claim though
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