GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it

[Lurdan]

Some jumped up bellend on sky news live defending them. Connor something or other?

Another of Britain's Most Slappable.

 

[agricola]

 

[8ball]

Another of Britain's Most Slappable.

This is some deepfake based on the prompt “Maximum Tory Boy”, surely.

 

[two sheds]

Thousands of PMs of support.

 

[spitfire]

 

[krtek a houby]

Delusional. Although, the idea of him being stopped repeatedly is quite satisfying.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Another of Britain's Most Slappable.

He's totally out doing King Charles with those ears!

 

[Magnus McGinty]

How is GBnews whining about too many black and brown members of the womens' football team the fault of "the idpol left"? Racist cunts have always whined about white people being discriminated against.

No. They were commenting on someone else whining that the team was too white. Then they pointed out that nobody would say an American basketball team was too black.

 

[two sheds]

whining

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Laugh away innit. We’re winning.

 

[NoXion]

No. They were commenting on someone else whining that the team was too white. Then they pointed out that nobody would say an American basketball team was too black.

And that's supposed to be a win for them or something? Sounds like the kind of bottom of the barrel social media trawling done by embarrassing racist uncles ever since they discovered Facebook.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

And that's supposed to be a win for them or something? Sounds like the kind of bottom of the barrel social media trawling done by embarrassing racist uncles ever since they discovered Facebook.

No, the 'winning' was a colleague showing me this and agreeing with what they had to say. They weren't showing me your post on Urban75 and what you had to say. Forget I mentioned it. It was a canary in the mine moment for me so I decided to share it. Literally can't be fucked arguing about it though.

 

[8ball]

Laugh away innit. We’re winning.

What, there’s football on again?

 

[NoXion]

No, the 'winning' was a colleague showing me this and agreeing with what they had to say. They weren't showing me your post on Urban75 and what you had to say. Forget I mentioned it. It was a canary in the mine moment for me so I decided to share it. Literally can't be fucked arguing about it though.

I don't think you can generalise about such things from a singular anecdote. I do think it says rather more about your colleague, who sounds like a bit of a prick if he watches GB News and agrees with the shite they come out with.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Delusional. Although, the idea of him being stopped repeatedly is quite satisfying.

It’s about time some right minded member of the public knocked the pricks teeth out

 

[Magnus McGinty]

I don't think you can generalise about such things from a singular anecdote. I do think it says rather more about your colleague, who sounds like a bit of a prick if he watches GB News and agrees with the shite they come out with.

I’m not sure he does. It was doing the rounds on social media.
Anyway, he’s a prick and nothing to worry about. Carry on laughing.

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Keep going, we're behind you" - on the street, in the cafe, and on the tube, they're telling him to get out of the fucking way.

 

[two sheds]

We think you're soooooooo clever Laurence and soooooooooooooo perceptive

 

[8ball]

Delusional. Although, the idea of him being stopped repeatedly is quite satisfying.

I wonder whether he’s had much of that today..

 

[Rob Ray]

I feel like the silent majority aren't doing their job very well if they're stopping celebs in the street to have a good old cry. Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?

 

[Lord Camomile]

"WE ARE BEHIND YOU!" they bellowed

But they were not heard.

Not because they were the silent majority, but because Laurence made them up.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Fear not, mon braves, Dellingpolo is riding to the rescue!

 

[8ball]

Fear not, mon braves, Dellingpolo is riding to the rescue!

This is a man who has clearly never enjoyed an intense hate fuck.

 

[elbows]

"WE ARE BEHIND YOU!" they bellowed

But they were not heard.

Not because they were the silent majority, but because Laurence made them up.

 

[agricola]

Fear not, mon braves, Dellingpolo is riding to the rescue!

giant foreheads.... assemble

 

[Raheem]

"Keep going, I'm right behind you, and yes it is loaded", surely?

 

[agricola]

"Keep going, I'm right behind you, and yes it is loaded", surely?

either that or about to cross the A13

 

[Lurdan]

Spoiler: Text of screencapped x-tweets

Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar • 13h
I don't know why objectively clapped men think it's an insult to say they wouldn't shag you. Oh, what other terrible fates might befall me? Will the milk never spoil? Will the plague avoid my house???

Alexander @Alexand12649414 • 11h
Replying to @AyoCaesar
Ash has a moustache sarkar [Flushed Face Emoji]

Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar • 11h
Well, at least one of us is capable of it.

links: One - Two

 

[DaveCinzano]

Not linking to Wooton's crowdfunder but it's a bit depressing that this much has been donated already. Toby Young predictably promoting it and someone else saying that Wooton is worth 5 million so why the fuck the begging bowl?

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e2a i have bunged Byline times a tenner and if/when they set up a crowndfunder to defend the journalists I'll donate to that too.

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[DaveCinzano]

'Bout the size of it



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