Former Billericay owner Glenn Tamplin takes over Romford FC

[YTC]

Cake, rain etc.

Malcolm Hardee and The Greatest Show On Legs apparently stole a 5 foot pink Rolls Royce cake from Freddie Mercury's birthday party (where they were performing) and due to it's size left it in Malcolms front garden where it lay for a good 3 months.

 

[editor]

Malcolm Hardee and The Greatest Show On Legs apparently stole a 5 foot pink Rolls Royce cake from Freddie Mercury's birthday party (where they were performing) and due to it's size left it in Malcolms front garden where it lay for a good 3 months.

This is of far more interest than Glenn Tamplin. Any info about the meteorological conditions that faced the cake during its three month tenure?

 

[YTC]

This is of far more interest than Glenn Tamplin. Any info about the meteorological conditions that faced the cake during its three month tenure?

Freddie's Birthday is September according to Google, so def autumnal.

 

[editor]

Freddie's Birthday is September according to Google, so def autumnal.

Where was this though? UK or abroad?

 

[B.I.G]

Surely someone called Malcolm had their front garden someone in England?

 

[editor]

Surely someone called Malcolm had their front garden someone in England?

Malcolms can move.

 

[YTC]

Malcolms can move.

He lived in Lewisham (and never moved out of SE London, he owned the pub boat 'The Wibbley Wobbly' and died after falling into the Thames ones night. True Story.

 

[Dulwich Mishi]

Ah...the name you're looking for, as in the Wibbly Wobbly bloke, was Malcolm Hardee.

 

[editor]

He lived in Lewisham (and never moved out of SE London, he owned the pub boat 'The Wibbley Wobbly' and died after falling into the Thames ones night. True Story.

Hold on. The Guardian and the Telegraph dispute your account of the cake being left out in the rain:

Hardee had a knack for PR stunts. He once stole Freddie Mercury's 40th birthday cake and donated it to the local old people's home.

Mr Hardee alleged that he had taken the huge cake after being refused permission to perform at the ceremony and then donated it to a nearby residential home

MALCOLM HARDEE, FATHER OF BRITISH ALTERNATIVE COMEDY

 

[YTC]

Ah...the name you're looking for, as in the Wibbly Wobbly bloke, was Malcolm Hardee.

See my first post, where I said 'Malcolm Hardee'.

 

[editor]

See my first post, where I said 'Malcolm Hardee'.

I think you actually meant Malcolm Hardee.

 

[YTC]

Hold on. The Guardian and the Telegraph dispute your account of the cake being left out in the rain:


MALCOLM HARDEE, FATHER OF BRITISH ALTERNATIVE COMEDY

Just going off conversations I've had with his family, and Documentary maker Jody Vandenburg who's making a film on his life.

 

[vornstyle76]

wow, five course meals!

 

[vicarofsibley]

wow, five course meals!

Is there an equivalent at SR?

 

[editor]

wow, five course meals!

LUXURY!

 

[YTC]

wow, five course meals!

Ah yes, Foreign CEO of a company we're trying to make a deal with, we have some fanastic events lined up to woo you while you're here to thrash out the deal.

Tonight, we dine at BTFC....

 

[vornstyle76]

Is there an equivalent at SR?

Sex Restaurant doesn't serve food.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

This is of far more interest than Glenn Tamplin. Any info about the meteorological conditions that faced the cake during its three month tenure?

More to the point, did the cake contain a little person carrying a platter of coke? Surely the least you'd expect at Freddie Mercury's birthday party.

 

[editor]

More to the point, did the cake contain a little person carrying a platter of coke? Surely the least you'd expect at Freddie Mercury's birthday party.

You wouldn't want to leave that out in the rain. The old folks might like it though.

 

[Cyclodunc]

Just going off conversations I've had with his family, and Documentary maker Jody Vandenburg who's making a film on his life.

CLANG!!!!!! Name drop heard here in west suffolk

 

[YTC]

 

[darryl]

Hardee's book - I Stole Freddie Mercury's Birthday Cake - is worth a read if you get a chance. He used to take part in a mate's quiz night in Greenwich.

 

[Pink Panther]

Billericay has several over 25 years old only pubs

I reckon you look old enough to blag your way in, as long as you don't shave off the beard.

 

[YTC]

VOTE FOR CAREW DOG

 

[Dulwich Mishi]

Don't bother voting...it's not official or anything. This is the Twitter feed, I believe, that said we only got a big crowd at home to Billericay because it was Billericay!

 

[WillClunas]

If we aren't going to back our Supporter's Player of the Year in a totally unofficial poll run by a twitter account with a clip-art football as its .avi then I honestly think we should just call the whole thing off.

 

[Cyclodunc]

I'm really not at all bothered

 

[YTC]

I'm not letting boogie love to money bags. VOTE ON

 

[YTC]

And yeah that account is def run by Tamplin fans. Even more reason to vote Ash.

 

[editor]

Such a twat

Look inside Billericay owner's favourite room in his £18m mansion