First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton

[JimW]

She'll have been cleaning the bathroom and forgot to put it back on.

 

[bcuster]

See below iw

 

[bcuster]

Where's Kate?

 

[Kaka Tim]

Where's Kate?

according to a murdoch rag some unanmed sources have said they havent seen her and dont know anything. its not much of a story.

 

[PTK]

I have not seen Kate either, and for a small fee I will tell where it is that I have not seen her.

 

[spring-peeper]

Where's Kate?

She wants to keep her health/procedure private.

The staffers have proven that they can't keep their mouths shut. She was correct in not trusting them because they are blabber mouths.

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[Mumbles274]

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Sounds like you know something we don't

 

[Monte]

I have not seen Kate either, and for a small fee I will tell where it is that I have not seen her.

Nor have I and for 10% less than PTK I'll reveal all.
Will also throw in a FEB as a sweetener.

 

[moochedit]

Actually i've never met her either. Are we sure she actually exists?

 

[klang]

Actually i've never met her either.

I knew i know you feom somewhere, somehow! We have a lot in common!

 

[moochedit]

I knew i know you feom somewhere, somehow! We have a lot in common!

Yes what are the odds of both of us never meeting her? something very fishy is going on here she must be AI.

 

[two sheds]

From a happier time

 

[A380]

So, I’ve an avoided this mostly so far. But it’s now reaching the point where I need to be able to pretend to have an opinion on it.

Can a helpful urb give me a quick précis please?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

So, I’ve an avoided this mostly so far. But it’s now reaching the point where I need to be able to pretend to have an opinion on it.

Can a helpful urb give me a quick précis please?

 

[Monte]

So, I’ve an avoided this mostly so far. But it’s now reaching the point where I need to be able to pretend to have an opinion on it.

Can a helpful urb give me a quick précis please?

William and Harry were AI generated as heirs to the throne so that Philip could have Diana bumped off. Unfortunately this has now been exposed so when Charles dies Andrew will become King.

 

[Aladdin]

So, I’ve an avoided this mostly so far. But it’s now reaching the point where I need to be able to pretend to have an opinion on it.

Can a helpful urb give me a quick précis please?

Kate on sick leave since late December. "Nobody" has seen her. Not even her staff. She had an emergency planned abdominal surgery and missed her Italian holiday as a result.
Fake photo of Kate plus kids saying "look at us we are fine" posted on her soc media account.
Fakery Sussed.

Now the "world" oscillates between "Kate and kids are in jeopardy" and "leave them be to their private life".

Personal theory is alien abduction. Ransom demand not met yet.
Wills is thinking it through with Rose.

 

[moochedit]

So, I’ve an avoided this mostly so far. But it’s now reaching the point where I need to be able to pretend to have an opinion on it.

Can a helpful urb give me a quick précis please?

You can choose between:

1) This is all a load of conpiraloon bollocks. She is fine. Nothing to see here.
2) What have the RF done with kate the evil bastards
3) Guiloteen the lot of them.
4) something else.

 

[brogdale]

So, I’ve an avoided this mostly so far. But it’s now reaching the point where I need to be able to pretend to have an opinion on it.

Can a helpful urb give me a quick précis please?

 

[Aladdin]

So this is a small convoy of royals cars plus ambulance that rushed someone to hospital on 28th Dec in London.

Hmm.

 

[ska invita]

So this is a small convoy of royals cars plus ambulance that rushed someone to hospital on 28th Dec in London.

Hmm.

other than the fact that theres not actually an ambulance in the convoy and driving in the general direction of somewhere jsut means driving i think she's probably dead

 

[Aladdin]

other than the fact that theres not actually an ambulance in the convoy and driving in the general direction of somewhere jsut means driving i think she's probably dead

...dunno..

 

[Elpenor]

That’s a police vehicle unless that’s part of the conspiracy

 

[ska invita]

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that says POLICE on the back maybe kate photoshopped the ambulance!!

 

[brogdale]

that says POLICE on the back

that's what they want you to think

 

[ska invita]

that's what they want you to think

its worked :S

 

[Aladdin]

that says POLICE on the back maybe kate photoshopped the ambulance!!

Ok.. police then.

 

[ska invita]

Brian's misspelt Moron too

 

[Elpenor]

Brian is also nickname for the current King

Read between the lines people

 

[danny la rouge]

So, I’ve an avoided this mostly so far. But it’s now reaching the point where I need to be able to pretend to have an opinion on it.

Can a helpful urb give me a quick précis please?

The charming young royals who were going to save the monarchy are doing a really bad job of handling PR.