F*cking nightmare of a bastard commute

[farmerbarleymow]

Oh and I read that the guy who recently got hit in the head by a tube at Stockwell has died RIP

I know - poor bloke.

 

[machine cat]

Regular commute today so no New Street

 

[Nancy_Winks]

Regular commute today so no New Street

Where the hell is your commute to nowadays?!

 

[machine cat]

Where the hell is your commute to nowadays?!

Leeds still (new office though, not that nice one by the park), but I have to work in either Birmingham, Rotherham or Newcastle once a week.

 

[tommers]

Signalling problems delayed the central line. So I missed my last connection. Now different signalling problems have cancelled my next two trains. Fuck this.

 

[tommers]

I'd cycle every day but it's a 40 mile round trip. Maybe once I get my legs back after winter. At the moment every time I try the train one part of my journey just isn't working.

 

[pogo 10]

Signalling problems delayed the central line. So I missed my last connection. Now different signalling problems have cancelled my next two trains. Fuck this.

What a nightmare, puts you off wanting to take the train.

 

[Nancy_Winks]

Leeds still (new office though, not that nice one by the park), but I have to work in either Birmingham, Rotherham or Newcastle once a week.

Ah right. Hope alls well with you the missus and the nippers mate xx

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Signalling problems delayed the central line. So I missed my last connection. Now different signalling problems have cancelled my next two trains. Fuck this.

Sounds shit. Mine is ok this morning so far, which normally means it'll go tits up on the way home.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

I'm still at home, just had some bacon, waiting for my lift.

You're all very unfortunate, I feel for you all.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I'm still at home, just had some bacon, waiting for my lift.

You're all very unfortunate, I feel for you all.

Don't rub it in!

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Don't rub it in!

Fuck sake - I have to walk round the corner now.

Round the fucking corner!!!11!!!!1!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Fuck sake - I have to walk round the corner now.

Round the fucking corner!!!11!!!!1!

I hate you!

 

[Throbbing Angel]

I hate you!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

The trains all seem to be going tits up tonight. Doesn't bode well for tomorrow morning...

 

[Puddy_Tat]

south west trains is in what is best described as clusterfuck mode this evening

blargh

 

[kabbes]

Got to Waterloo and EVERY train was delayed or cancelled...

Then by some miracle my one and mine alone ran on time!

 

[Puddy_Tat]

since there was a failed train blocking all lines on the windsor side of clapham junction, i did not have much confidence...

currently heading to reading on great western...

 

[Winot]

Extraordinary photo of Waterloo on Twitter:

 

[farmerbarleymow]

That looks a shite way to start the week Winot.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

clapham junction was not quite that bad

but the rail staff seemed to be hiding and letting the security blokes try and deal with it...

 

[magneze]

Someone killed at Surbiton just before lunchtime. Saw the body bag being removed from the tracks.
[emoji20]

 

[kabbes]

Extraordinary photo of Waterloo on Twitter:

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I don't know how I dodged that bullet but I'm glad I did!

 

[Puddy_Tat]

home only an hour late

bus, victoria line, bakerloo line to paddington. train to reading. absence of trains at reading heading back this way, so another bus to puddyville.

blargh

 

[Winot]

That looks a shite way to start the week Winot.

Luckily not my week - I just noticed it on Twitter. Feel very sorry for anyone who commutes full stop.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Got to Waterloo and EVERY train was delayed or cancelled...

Then by some miracle my one and mine alone ran on time!

Very pleased for you.

Getting home at 1am was sweet.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Some cunt in a seat on the other side of the aisle is eating cream cheese & chive pringles, and they fucking stink. The filthy twats.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Some cunt in a seat on the other side of the aisle is eating cream cheese & chive pringles, and they fucking stink. The filthy twats.

Nothing that ten years in the gulag won't cure.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Nothing that ten years in the gulag won't cure.

And made to eat nothing but dog shit as a just punishment.

 

[hot air baboon]

....I remember clealry the time I was sitting on an extremely packed evening train ready to depart when the individual opposite ( who looked as if he may have spent all day on a building site ) started in on one of those small barge-shaped french bread pizza things poking out of a cardboard box...at the first bite the bottom of the box flipped open and this thing slid down his front like an RNLI lifeboat down a slip-way and disappeared between his legs onto the floor...I nearly bust a gut trying not to laugh hysterically...despite the generally unhygienic state of train floors he was not deterred however and then began a comedy shifting downwards manouvre to retrieve the cheesy flotsam...

.....a born comedian that bloke..Rowan Atkinson couldn't have done it any better....