farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
I never fart in public as I'm a gentleman. I bet you're up north today aren't you, you smelly-arsed git.A filthy fart monster on both of the trains YOU took today ?
I never fart in public as I'm a gentleman. I bet you're up north today aren't you, you smelly-arsed git.A filthy fart monster on both of the trains YOU took today ?
you would spot me on a train, we have a team of farters ready and willing to join you on trainsI never fart in public as I'm a gentleman. I bet you're up north today aren't you, you smelly-arsed git.
I feel your pain. I'm currently on the 7:20am from Tunbridge Wells to Charing Cross. It's running about 55 mins behind schedule.south eastern is in one heck of a mess this morning.
over-running engineering work at london bridge.
blargh
Dumped at Victoria to find tube is fucked. Getting quite funny now.
I had a similar journey, but only 70 mins late.Some poor sods were 121 mins late in from Sevenoaks - a total disaster - no less than 5 signal / points failures on the route - one as far away as Bo-Peep Jct which screwed the up Hastings trains. 2 ill passengers which needed Paramedics and the "piece de resistance" - a woman went into labour on a diverted train into Victoria (no issues there on a name for the newcomer !) - the trouble with the SE peak is - once it is rolling , almost impossible to recover it......bad, bad day for all.
Sorry to hear of your shitty journeys today - sounds appalling.
I'm usually up by four, sometimes three.5am?
FIVE AM?!
Where do you work FBM? Venus!?
Yup!Still Crazy after all these years I see
Apart from an ongoing issue around Leeds, National Rail is reporting no other problems on the network at the moment. Fingers crossed things are working properly today in reality, as I never quite trust the NR site.
I've signed up to Southwest Trains alerts. I get one of these twice a day:
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If there's disruption I don't get an alert. Which I guess is as good as getting an alert
About 1350 today - an empty train coming out of Lovers Walk depot (splendid name) - derailed - blocking all lines due to the need to take the power off as it sliced through some of the 750v feeder cables - which has caused massive local and regional disruption.(combined with a lineside fire on the Horsham line and a heat releated signal problem Lewes to Eastbourne)Defective train on the way home, but only delayed by ten minutes. Read earlier it's gone tits up again in the SE on the Brighton line.
All trains cancelled at gipsy hill. Somebody hit on the track just outside.
Nothing running towards Victoria on that line.
Yeah, I wasn't moaning. More a public service announcement.Body found on the line at 0500 this am when the engineers were checking the track - reports of a trespasser last night at 2230 but nothing found then. They did quite well to get the service running , considering it was a crime scene .....sorry you got messed up. A tragedy (again) ..
There does seem to have been a spate of suicides on the tracks lately, although it may be me just noticing it more.
Yes there have been - I see the Daily Operations log every day - (at 0600 or so) - and it is very depressing reading I have to say. Apart from the tragedy of each confirmed case - there are some awful incidents which result in "life changing injuries" ......