farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Do I really? I'd buy you a pint though, as long as you turned up in just your pants.
F*cking nightmare of a bastard commute
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farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
If you want to meet for a pint it'd have to be somewhere central - preferably near or towards Euston. I'm leaving the office around 5.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
tommers
It was... Rebekah Vardy's account
A lady collapsed onto the guy next to me on the overground this morning. It was a bit hot and I think she was pregnant. At first I thought she might be epileptic but I lifted her up and we put her in a seat. She said she was ok and we both got off at shepherd's bush and she was able to walk off. She said she was going to wait there until the crowds went and then carry on. I offered to get the guard but she said she was fine.
I hope she was alright.
I hope she was alright.
kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
I am tempted to form a new single-interest political party called UKCP, with C standing for Commuter. The entire platform (oho) will be based around more comfortable commuting.
Any takers?
tommers
It was... Rebekah Vardy's account
At last a cause I can get behind.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
where do you stand on the arm rest issue?
kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
Schism already
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
I don't want to associate with someone who exposes themselves on public transport anyway.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
On my way back North, and it is nicely air conditioned again, with plenty of room. back to my normal shitty cross country train service tomorrow though, mores a pity.
Onket
Je suis [CONTENT REMOVED]
Did 1cm of my thigh cause that view?!I don't want to associate with someone who exposes themselves on public transport anyway.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Erm, I think the fact that you dropped your keks on the train is more to the point.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
politics is difficult mmmkaySchism already
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Tart.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
I've already reported you to the BTP.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
There's a fit bloke sat opposite me and he's just come back from the shop with a copy of the fucking Daily Mail. He's instantly gone down in my estimation. I wonder if he's only bought it because he isn't very bright. Cute and dumb perhaps.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Back to my normal trains today, and the usual delays. The train I'm on now is running 30 minutes late - a track circuit failure at Southampton and a tree on the line at Basingstoke. At least it's Friday so I don't have to do this again tomorrow.
But the air conditioning is working.
But the air conditioning is working.
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
I somehow got on the wrong bus this morning, no idea how. Only after about five minutes travel did I notice all the adverts were for the wrong bus company. Driver must have been half asleep too as my day ticket was for the other bus company. Only meant an extra ten minute walk in the sunshine to the office at the other end, and I still got there before the proper bus, which takes a more circuitous route.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Kill them. Then shove their phone up their arse.Someone is playing Candy Crush with the sound on.
magneze
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He continued to play it whilst walking off the train and down the street.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
He continued to play it whilst walking off the train and down the street.
Lets all hope he got run over through being distracted.
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