Euro 2016: England v Russia, Sat 11th June, 8pm

[rutabowa]

"Justice for the England 11" wins dumbest commentary so far

 

[starfish]

I went out the room at half time & got back to see the start of the second half. After about 20 minutes or so i finally realised why i had a feeling id seen it all before. ms starfish had blipped about the channels & somehow put in on itv+1. We'd been watching the first half all over again.

 

[Pickman's model]

"Justice for the England 11" wins dumbest commentary so far

Yeh well it is itv and the competition's young

 

[Lord Camomile]

Third time we've had the ball in the net...

 

[starfish]

Turned over just as the goal was scored.

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Justice for the England 11" wins dumbest commentary so far

Fuck me, I missed that. Thankfully.

I went out the room at half time & got back to see the start of the second half. After about 20 minutes or so i finally realised why i had a feeling id seen it all before. ms starfish had blipped about the channels & somehow put in on itv+1. We'd been watching the first half all over again.

 

[Pickman's model]

I went out the room at half time & got back to see the start of the second half. After about 20 minutes or so i finally realised why i had a feeling id seen it all before. ms starfish had blipped about the channels & somehow put in on itv+1. We'd been watching the first half all over again.

Didn't you think "why haven't they changed ends" or wondered why the time wasn't past 45m?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Give it back to Eric...

 

[quiet guy]

I went out the room at half time & got back to see the start of the second half. After about 20 minutes or so i finally realised why i had a feeling id seen it all before. ms starfish had blipped about the channels & somehow put in on itv+1. We'd been watching the first half all over again.

Was she trying to see if there was a different ending?

 

[Espresso]

"Justice for the England 11" wins dumbest commentary so far

I propose the "They're not bouncing Czechs, they're bouncing Slovaks" in the Welsh match earlier today as a contender.
And we're only on the second sodding day

 

[Lord Camomile]

Sterling is a shorter Walcott

 

[Lord Camomile]

Run, run, run, run..... um... now what?

 

[Kaka Tim]

Can we send stirling home? He's woefully out of form. All his decisions are wrong.

 

[sealion]

Sterling gives the ball away to often and his decision making is poor.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Sterling is a shorter Walcott

Can we send stirling home? He's woefully out of form. All his decisions are wrong.

Sterling gives the ball away to often and his decision making is poor.

 

[starfish]

Didn't you think "why haven't they changed ends" or wondered why the time wasn't past 45m?

It was the time that gave me the niggling feeling. I did question why it was back at one but i reasoned it was a new timekeeping style. It was until Kane nearly scored that i went wtf.

 

[Lord Camomile]

It was the time that gave me the niggling feeling. I did question why it was back at one but i reasoned it was a new timekeeping style. It was until Kane nearly scored that i went wtf.

They do it in Europe I think, start again from 0 in the second half.

 

[sealion]

Sterling is a shorter Walcott

First hatrick of the tournament.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Milner is wearing number 4?? This squad is so fucking weird...

 

[Lord Camomile]

First hatrick of the tournament.

 

[sealion]

Henderson coming on to run the clock down.In fact it doesn't as the ref adds 30 seconds.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[sealion]

Fuck

 

[Lord Camomile]

So. Many. Swearwords.

 

[Espresso]

Well. No change there then. Arses.

 

[ruffneck23]

Always the fucking way grrrr

 

[stethoscope]

Fuck sake

 

[Pickman's model]

1-1

 

[goldenecitrone]

A draw seems a fair result.

 

[Voley]

Ffs.