Iceland v Portugal (Euro 2016 Tue 14th June 8.00pm)

[Zapp Brannigan]

We've got James Milner with no. 4 on his back, so we shouldn't be throwing any stones...

Yes, but Milner plays in an almost completely new position which didn't exist before squad numbers (invented by Benitez and Dirk Kuyt). Holding wide forward.

 

[big eejit]

Portugese sub has teardrop tats. Doesn't that mean you've killed someone?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Portugese sub has teardrop tats. Doesn't that mean you've killed someone?

If your context is a Russian prison, yes.

 

[editor]

Hang in there Iceland!

 

[big eejit]

If your context is a Russian prison, yes.

Still would probably avoid in case of awkward misunderstandings.

 

[inva]

Hang in there Iceland!

and then nick the winner at the end

 

[editor]

Who are the fans making the noise? I like 'em.

 

[editor]

Who are the fans making the noise? I like 'em.

Ah, it's the Iceland fans.

 

[editor]

Nooooo

 

[inva]

they've just got to keep their concentration for a few more seconds...

 

[editor]

Miss you fucker...

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

BLOW YOUR WHISTLE FFS

YEEEEEESSSSSZSSX

 

[inva]

Iceland! fucking brilliant!

 

[big eejit]

Great work Iceland.

 

[Maggot]

Great result!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Excellent!!!

 

[editor]

Love it love it love it!

 

[Voley]

Nice one Iceland!

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I love the Iceland goalie. Not convincing but saves a lot, smiles about it and co-wrote the Icelandic 2012 Eurovision entry which finished 20th. Legend.

 

[Voley]

I want to see Ronaldo cry.

 

[editor]

Nearly a tenth of Iceland's population were at the ground!

 

[Fez909]

oh dear

 

[Voley]

Nearly a tenth of Iceland's population were at the ground!

0.07 percent were on the pitch.

 

[Fez909]

0.07 percent were on the pitch.

Apparently they have 76 professional players

 

[twistedAM]

I had a look at the squad and was expecting a few to slip in via mothers and grandmothers (as with the irelands) but only two were born outside of Iceland.
Less people live there than Belfast.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Cristiano Ronaldo: Portugal captain criticises Iceland's 'small mentality'

Like Voley said, I want to see him cry

 

[Lord Camomile]

"When they don't try to play and just defend, defend, defend, this in my opinion shows a small mentality and are not going to do anything in the competition,"

Oh, do one, Cristiano. They came out of the blocks racing and had a great chance in the first few minutes, and registered a number of others throughout the match.

 

[The Boy]

Not to mention that if you score one goal from 24 attempts, the problem doesn't lie with the opposition.

 

[Voley]

Cristiano Ronaldo: Portugal captain criticises Iceland's 'small mentality'

'they are not going to do anything in the competition.'

They already have, you petulant little tit.

 

[Fez909]

But former Iceland international Hermann Hreidarsson called Ronaldo "petty" and a "sore loser".

The former Ipswich, Charlton and Portsmouth defender, 41, told BBC Radio 5 live: "He thought he could have goals handed to him on a plate.

"If he would have worked as hard as every Icelandic player, he wouldn't have had to say anything because I'm sure he would have got his rewards.

"He didn't fancy it on the day and he just got beaten up."