Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Dogsauce]

Deliberate isn’t it? Basically a weak ‘parody’ with the added message that political opponents are thick and can’t spell. Sure that’ll help things.

 

[prunus]

Deliberate isn’t it? Basically a weak ‘parody’ with the added message that political opponents are thick and can’t spell. Sure that’ll help things.

I assume so. But if one is going to pedant, one must pedant with fulltitude.

 

[Nylock]

Probably fake

Yeah, seems to be a satire site. Having said that, there are plenty of christian conservative types that use scripture quotes from various parts of the old testament to support Trump. Although there is also plenty of scripture that can be used against him as well. Especially the new testament stuff from revelations

 

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Trump says protesters are throwing tuna. Bumble Bee urges consumers to 'Eat em. Don't throw em'

Bumble Bee Seafoods unexpectedly found itself name-checked by President Donald Trump Tuesday evening, when Trump claimed protesters were throwing cans of tuna at police.

www.cnn.com

"They go out and buy tuna fish and soup, you know that, right?...They go out and buy Goya because they throw it, they throw it. It's the perfect weight -- tuna fish, they can really rip it, right? And that hits you ... Bumble Bee brand tuna," Trump said at his campaign rally outside of Pittsburgh.

Bumble Bee responded with some advice about how customers should be using its products.

"Eat em. Don't throw em," Bumble Bee tweeted in response.

But instances of protestors throwing cans of tuna at police have not widely been reported.

 

[Streathamite]

Trump says protesters are throwing tuna. Bumble Bee urges consumers to 'Eat em. Don't throw em'

Bumble Bee Seafoods unexpectedly found itself name-checked by President Donald Trump Tuesday evening, when Trump claimed protesters were throwing cans of tuna at police.

www.cnn.com

errmm.... I hate to be a party pooper, but....Our Esteemed Editor chappie beat you to the punch on this one!.

 

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[Yuwipi Woman]

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He came for the photo-op and left with some truth.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

 

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[prunus]

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Less ridicule, more lament, but still well said.

 

[gosub]

 

[Cloo]

Less ridicule, more lament, but still well said.

Trump always makes me think of Shakespeare's lines: "The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; The motions of his spirit are dull as night, And his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted"

Trump is the man with no music in himself. I mean, even Dubya, who was thick as pigshit, one can imagine at least tearing up a bit at a sentimental cowboy song, you get the sense he might have been moved by something other than shiny things. Trump one senses only cares about things that enhance his status. It's notable that he lacks both sense of beauty, and any friends.

 

[Raheem]

Trump always makes me think of Shakespeare's lines: "The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; The motions of his spirit are dull as night, And his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted"

Trump is the man with no music in himself. I mean, even Dubya, who was thick as pigshit, one can imagine at least tearing up a bit at a sentimental cowboy song, you get the sense he might have been moved by something other than shiny things. Trump one senses only cares about things that enhance his status. It's notable that he lacks both sense of beauty, and any friends.

Dubya has taken to painting portraits of immigrants, apparently. Probably not too many Iraqi and Afghan amputees, I imagine.

 

[krtek a houby]

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Joy is for snowflakes.

 

[Jay Park]

Trump always makes me think of Shakespeare's lines: "The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; The motions of his spirit are dull as night, And his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted"

Trump is the man with no music in himself. I mean, even Dubya, who was thick as pigshit, one can imagine at least tearing up a bit at a sentimental cowboy song, you get the sense he might have been moved by something other than shiny things. Trump one senses only cares about things that enhance his status. It's notable that he lacks both sense of beauty, and any friends.

Is George W. Bush II thick though?

 

[tim]

Is George W. Bush II thick though?

The opinion at the time was that he made Ronald Reagan, who when in office was mocked for his lack of intelligence, look like a genius. There is clearly a downward spiral of intelect with Republican Presidents. When the inevitable happens and Donald Junior is inaugurated, people will start talking about the current incumbent and the golden age over which he presided with wistful fondness.

 

[Saul Goodman]

The opinion at the time was that he made Ronald Reagan, who when in office was mocked for his lack of intelligence, look like a genius. There is clearly a downward spiral of intelect with Republican Presidents. When the inevitable happens and Donald Junior is inaugurated, people will start talking about the current incumbent and the golden age over which he presided with wistful fondness.

If the current trend continues, their next president will be a gherkin.

 

[Jay Park]

If the current trend continues, their next president will be a gherkin.

What might their approach be to the Chinese encroachment into the South China Sea? Plus I’d like to know if they are gonna be willing to lend their weight to the India/Japanese economic pact.

Not to mention domestic affairs and social justice.

Most importantly - will they be pickled or not?

 

[Jay Park]

The opinion at the time was that he made Ronald Reagan, who when in office was mocked for his lack of intelligence, look like a genius. There is clearly a downward spiral of intelect with Republican Presidents. When the inevitable happens and Donald Junior is inaugurated, people will start talking about the current incumbent and the golden age over which he presided with wistful fondness.

He wasn’t as daft as he made out, maybe I’m overreaching my powers of observation but isn’t Trump basically coming across in rather the same way, albeit much more terrific a leader?

Did you see the cunt on the debate. Yuk!

 

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[spring-peeper]

After debate, Massachusetts tops Google search surge for 'how to apply for Canadian citizenship'

Looking to flee Massachusetts for Canada? You’re not alone. Google searches soared for phrases regarding moving to Canada after Tuesday night’s heated presidential debate between President Donald Trump and former […]

www.boston.com

Americans Say They Want To Move To Canada After ‘Chaotic’ Debate ->

HuffPost is now a part of Verizon Media

www.huffingtonpost.ca

Google searches for 'move to Canada' skyrocket during U.S. presidential debate

The searches hit their peak at around 10 p.m. Eastern time, right as the two candidates were locked in their grim battle

nationalpost.com

 

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[Streathamite]

Is George W. Bush II thick though?

Yes, very much so.

 

[Streathamite]

maybe I’m overreaching my powers of observation but isn’t Trump basically coming across in rather the same way, albeit much more terrific a leader?

No, he isn't, on either count. Trump comes across as so crass and ignorant, he makes Bush seem like an intellectual. And on the leadeship front, he simply comes across as rudderless, and incoherent.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Is George W. Bush II thick though?

Compared to what? A gherkin? Yes.

 

[Jay Park]

No, he isn't, on either count. Trump comes across as so crass and ignorant, he makes Bush seem like an intellectual. And on the leadeship front, he simply comes across as rudderless, and incoherent.

terrifying then

 

[chandlerp]

 

[Combustible]

Dubya has taken to painting portraits of immigrants, apparently. Probably not too many Iraqi and Afghan amputees, I imagine.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

 

[Streathamite]

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If there's one person we can count on to tell it like it is, it's Ms Burke.