Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[ItWillNeverWork]

Qanon is conspiracy theory that Trump ran for presidency in order to expose a paedophile ring made up of leading Democrats. Mueller is not investigating Trump but is in fact secretly working with him.

I refuse to believe that's a thing. It's too silly. Like the idea that people find dancing offensive. It's too silly.

 

[a_chap]

...the idea that people find dancing offensive...

Dancing is a sin.

 

[spring-peeper]

I refuse to believe that's a thing. It's too silly. Like the idea that people find dancing offensive. It's too silly.

I agree that is silly - the Qanon I read about is global, and even the Queen of England is in on it.
From my readings I also learned that all of them are trying to get Trump out. All Trumps woes are caused by this global conspiracy group.
This why people wear the Q's to rallies - to show their support for Trump as he fights this underground group.

See, now it makes so much more sense.

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

I must be really out of touch. What's a Qanon?

WTF is #Qanon?

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Dancing is a sin.

Sometimes

 

[CRI]

 

[a_chap]

Dancing is a sin.

Sometimes

It is *every time* I do it...

 

[CRI]

Not a funny as such, but this seems applicable to the situ now. RIP Carl Sagan.

 

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[Yuwipi Woman]

 

[Yossarian]

 

[CRI]

 

[Archimage]

 

[CRI]

This is supposed to be the "smart" one. The Fortune article is dated 4 January 2017. FFS.

 

[CRI]

Too close to the truth this!

Fox News Now Just Airing Continuous Blood-Red Screen With Disembodied Voice Chanting ‘They’re Coming To Kill You’

 

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[spring-peeper]

Steel prototype for border wall cut through with saw, photo shows

President Donald Trump has repeatedly advocated for a steel slat design for his border wall, which he described as "absolutely critical to border security" in his Oval Office address to the nation Tuesday. But Department of Homeland Security testing of a steel slat prototype proved it could be cut through with a saw, according to a report by DHS.

A photo exclusively obtained by NBC News shows the results of the test after military and Border Patrol personnel were instructed to attempt to destroy the barriers with common tools.

 

[Idris2002]

Narrator: The people were ready to believe. Like sheep they ran to the slaughterhouse. And waiting for them was the high priest of fraud.

Trump: I am the only one. Trust me. I can build a wall around your homes that nothing will penetrate.

Townperson: What do we do? How can we save ourselves?

Trump: You ask how do you build that wall. You ask, and I’m here to tell you.


FACT CHECK: Did a 1950s TV Episode Feature a Character Named Trump Who Offered to Build a Protective Wall?

 

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[chandlerp]

They better ban travel from Romaineia until they can figure what's going on with their lettuce.

 

[a_chap]

Global warming innit.

Icebergs ain't as cold as they used to be.

 

[CRI]

It's kos these were furrin lettuces, not good wholesome American lettuces! :_

 

[spring-peeper]

GoFundMe is refunding all donations made to the 'Build the Wall' fundraiser

The GoFundMe campaign that aimed to raise $1 billion for the border wall is shutting down, and the $20 million raised will be refunded to donors.

A GoFundMe spokesman, Bobby Whithorne, told INSIDER that the campaign's founder, Brian Kolfage, initially promised donors that all donations would be used to pay for a wall along the US-Mexico border, like the one President Donald Trump has proposed, if it met its $1 billion goal.

"However, that did not happen," Whithorne said. "This means all donors will receive a refund."

Kolfage, a US veteran who supports Trump, updated the campaign's page on Friday announcing the refunds. He said donors could redirect their donations to a new "501(c)(4) non-profit Florida Corporation named 'We Build the Wall, Inc.'" if they still wished for their money to be used, in one way or another, to build a wall.

 

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