Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

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[Rob Ray]

Alex Jones breaks down in tears as he claims federal authorities are getting ready to shut down his studio.As authorities threatened to lock the doors, Jones reportedly spent the night at the studio last night and threatened to call local police.

“I've been targeted for abuse. I was duped by someone. Federal files in secret have claimed that I'm committing crimes,” Jones said.

And here was me thinking Jones was the only guy too smart to be duped by The Man. I feel like there's enough of these guys now to do a podcast on scumbag pratfalls. Something like The Miffing Grift.

 

[gosub]

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And here was me thinking Jones was the only guy too smart to be duped by The Man. I feel like there's enough of these guys now to do a podcast on scumbag pratfalls. Something like The Miffing Grift.

Alex Jones? The man who ran out of survival rations during the pandemic (having flogged them all) so came out with the modest proposal of eating his neighbours.


Presumably bailiffs want the studio to make good on the rather considerable sum he owes to the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook massacre.

 

[Orang Utan]

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And here was me thinking Jones was the only guy too smart to be duped by The Man. I feel like there's enough of these guys now to do a podcast on scumbag pratfalls. Something like The Miffing Grift.

He’s growing to resemble Davos Seaworth there, but with none of his integrity

 

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[petee]

Eric Trump Tells Fox News the Black Vote Is ‘Swinging Over to Donald Trump In Spades’

Eric Trump claimed on Sunday morning that Black voters are gravitating toward his father Donald Trump, stating that they are "swinging over" to him "in spades."

www.google.com

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I haven’t watched this vid yet, but 10 out of 10 for the title

 

[two sheds]

Trust Jesus to save but not to drive

A parked empty bus covered in signs supporting Donald Trump reportedly rolled down an incline and crashed into a utility pole on Staten Island, shortly before a rally for the former president in the New York borough on Saturday. Reportedly, no one was injured.

Footage captured and uploaded online by user Damian Cross relays the aftermath of the incident. The eight-minute-long video shows the bus wedged between the utility pole and a gas station price sign. Signs reading, “TRUMP: Law and Order,” “TRUST JESUS,” Women FOR TRUMP,” “LET’S GO BRANDON,” and others adorned the vehicle.

“It was parked by the CVS and it just rolled down,” says a man in the video, off camera. “Nobody was in it.”

Pro-Trump ‘Trust Jesus’ Bus Crashes Ahead of Staten Island Rally

Jesus did not take the wheel.

www.mediaite.com

 

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[Jeff Robinson]

Trust Jesus to save but not to drive

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Pro-Trump ‘Trust Jesus’ Bus Crashes Ahead of Staten Island Rally

Jesus did not take the wheel.

www.mediaite.com

 

[emanymton]

A few too many backed potatoes?

 

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[Jeff Robinson]

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kinda looks like a hick eminem

 

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[Jeff Robinson]

 

[petee]

 

[Jeff Robinson]

 

[petee]

"Supporters of former President Donald Trump’s campaign to retake the White House held a rally in San Francisco Thursday. Less than 10 people showed up."

FEWER!

https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/sf-trump-rally-draws-only-8-people/

 

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[petee]

yeh, he's going away i read

 

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[Yossarian]

 

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[Ax^]

‘We Ride at Dawn’: The Federalist Came For Dolly Parton, Now Her Fans Are Coming For Them

 

[emanymton]

‘We Ride at Dawn’: The Federalist Came For Dolly Parton, Now Her Fans Are Coming For Them

Another reminder that the bible is too fucking "woke" for these fucks.

 

[Jeff Robinson]