Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[teqniq]

Oh, FFS that guy is actually real isn't he? You could not make it up.

E23 a I can see from the comments that it is not, in fact actually real.

 

[Orang Utan]

Oh, FFS that guy is actually real isn't he? You could not make it up.

E23 a I can see from the comments that it is not, in fact actually real.

You mug!

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[Jeff Robinson]

 

[two sheds]

MTG Dragged After Seemingly Not Knowing That Electric Vehicles Actually Run On Electricity

As usual, Marge doesn't know what she's talking about.

www.comicsands.com

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I'm genuinely crying with laughter

 

[petee]

 

[two sheds]

oops

Colorado pro-life House candidate grilled on girlfriend's abortion

Richard Holtorf, who among Lauren Boebert and others vie to replace Ken Buck, couldn't answer to his abortion hypocrisy.

www.salon.com

Colorado state representative and Republican congressional candidate Richard Holtorf was asked to answer for his apparent abortion hypocrisy during a televised interview, including why he paid for his girlfriend’s procedure.

Colorado local station 9News anchor Kyle Clark dug into Holtorf’s anti-choice position, asking why, if he thought women shouldn’t have a right to the procedure, he encouraged his partner to go through with one.

“If abortion was the best choice for your girlfriend, why try to deny that choice to other women?” Clark asked on his “Next with Kyle Clark” segment.

“Let me give you some context about that situation because I’m a pro-life Catholic and I believe everyone should choose life,” Holtorf said.

Clark didn’t allow Holtorf to dance around the question, clarifying, “What I’m asking you about is the fact that you said that you respected your girlfriend’s right to an abortion, and then gave her money to help her through an important time ‘to live her best life.’”

“She had an abortion. Was that her choice? Yes. Did she have that right? Yes. Was it my choice, Kyle? No,” Holtorf answered.

Holtorf then rejected claims that he sought to deny a right to abortion to other women, before Clark corrected the record, citing his vote to restrict access to abortion.

 

[petee]

oops

Colorado pro-life House candidate grilled on girlfriend's abortion

Richard Holtorf, who among Lauren Boebert and others vie to replace Ken Buck, couldn't answer to his abortion hypocrisy.

www.salon.com

i wish there were a reaction emoji halfway between and

 

[Ax^]

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[8ball]

I'm genuinely crying with laughter

Awww, and he looks like such a nice lad, too.

 

[Dogsauce]

That’s a pisstake account btw, and the photos on the account are mostly shopped to make trump look grotesque (see picture on other thread of him looking bloated and tanned). Though there are more out there genuine trumpist accounts.

 

[Jennaonthebeach]

And yet Ed Krassenstein himself is a fucking transphobe.

 

[Ax^]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[petee]

MSN

"In one of the most interesting instances of cable news karma, Fox Host Sean Hannity confused a fellow Fox host with a house, a Republican congressman with the state of Florida, and a Democratic congresswoman with the online service provider AOL. These errors came after Hannity spent his monologue attacking President Joe Biden’s mental acuity."

 

[two sheds]

oops - even the finest criminal makes an occasional slip

"After I lost the election": Legal expert says new Trump recording could be "admissible evidence"

The former president let the mask slip during an interview in August 2021

www.salon.com

let alone a twat like him.

 

[two sheds]

and who'd have thought this twat would be so ungrateful



but apparently he's spent all his "hard grifted money he won't want to give that away"

Kyle Rittenhouse is now broke

Kyle Rittenhouse fatally shot two Black Lives Matter protesters in Wisconsin in 2020 but was acquitted of homicide

www.independent.co.uk

Despite being acquitted in criminal court, the 20-year-old is currently facing a lawsuit filed by John Huber, the father of Anthony Huber.

 

[two sheds]

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[krtek a houby]

After Dallas, JFK still had more brains than that tosser has

 

[two sheds]

There's just no way to tell deepfakes from deeptrumps now

 

[two sheds]

"If "Just Stop Oil" went after politicians instead of inanimate objects"

 

[Dandred]

Any way of getting that video without being on X?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

"If "Just Stop Oil" went after politicians instead of inanimate objects"

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If you merge Mrs Doubtfire with an Oompa Loompa

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Imagine having a cult following of 10s of millions mindless lemmings and still making shoes too shit to sell

 

[Jeff Robinson]

God this guy's good.

 

[petee]

at last report trump was praising biden as a worthy opponent.

UPDATE

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4743336-donald-trump-joe-biden-fox-news-attacks-2024-presidential-debate/

basically, "any opinion but mine is intolerable".

 

[planetgeli]

I think this is a comment on climate change. Possibly.

"There's so much water. You don't know what to do with it. You know, it's called rain. It rains a lot in certain places. But now, their idea, you know, did you see the other day? They just, I opened it up and they closed it again. I opened it, they close, washing machines to wash your dishes. There is a problem. They don't want you to have any water. They want no water."
-- Trump